Alexander Karandor, Warlord of Marn, Captain of the Red Host, conqueror of Vannonia, Candia, Stanor and Gizand, and the acknowledged Battle-King of the Eastern Marches, rode nervously towards his wedding on a bleak autumn day.
He had known women a-plenty, but only in brothels, with the occasional mistress from a respectable background thrown in for good measure. Not that he feared the princess he had agreed to marry. Simply that he had little appetite for social niceties such as small talk and dancing. And marriage seemed to require a great deal of that, as he recalled.
Behind the grizzled warlord trailed a small column of men-at-arms headed by his chief lieutenant, Barduk, who had been riding alongside Alexander in silence for some time. "Milord, she likely will be attractive, if not beautiful," his subordinate finally ventured as they trotted along. "All the reports cannot be wrong."
The warlord grunted in reply, scratching at the bright red scar that cut across his face, his pale blue eyes narrow with irritation. "She's likely a virgin, too," he spat. "I can't abide virgins. Too many of 'em are cold fish in bed."
Barduk had no reply to that. Instead he peered ahead into the autumn gloom. "I believe that is her party, lord."
"She'll likely want me to bathe everyday," Alexander rumbled on. He grunted again as he squinted at the column of riders atop a hill some distance ahead of them. Then he sighed.
"Let's get this over with, Barduk," he said, kicking his horse into a gallop. He reminded himself that the wedding would secure a treaty that would in turn secure his southern flank, allowing more opportunities for further conquests.
He had known women a-plenty, but only in brothels, with the occasional mistress from a respectable background thrown in for good measure. Not that he feared the princess he had agreed to marry. Simply that he had little appetite for social niceties such as small talk and dancing. And marriage seemed to require a great deal of that, as he recalled.
Behind the grizzled warlord trailed a small column of men-at-arms headed by his chief lieutenant, Barduk, who had been riding alongside Alexander in silence for some time. "Milord, she likely will be attractive, if not beautiful," his subordinate finally ventured as they trotted along. "All the reports cannot be wrong."
The warlord grunted in reply, scratching at the bright red scar that cut across his face, his pale blue eyes narrow with irritation. "She's likely a virgin, too," he spat. "I can't abide virgins. Too many of 'em are cold fish in bed."
Barduk had no reply to that. Instead he peered ahead into the autumn gloom. "I believe that is her party, lord."
"She'll likely want me to bathe everyday," Alexander rumbled on. He grunted again as he squinted at the column of riders atop a hill some distance ahead of them. Then he sighed.
"Let's get this over with, Barduk," he said, kicking his horse into a gallop. He reminded himself that the wedding would secure a treaty that would in turn secure his southern flank, allowing more opportunities for further conquests.