Didn't I tell you?
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Code Name: Deadpool aka The Merc with a Mouth, The Regeneratin' Degenerate, The Crimson Comedian
Name: Wade Wilson
Age: unknown
Place of Birth: Canada
Military Branch or Rank: none
Species: Human (augmented)
Powers: Powerful Healing factor derived from Wolverine and especially tailored for him. Makes him nigh-immortal, much like Wolverine itself. He is known to recover from most fatal injuries, including beheading. Healing factor also makes his physical attributes and makes him almost immune to diseases or toxins
Weapons: Trained to use almost anything military ever used. From pistols to machine guns, from katanas to C4 explosives. Mostly known to use double katanas and some kind of firearms, depending on what kind of mission he is currently on. He also uses image-inducer creating a holographic projection to assume someone's identity. And a teleportation device in his belt.
Weaknesses: Regenerating or not, he still is a human. He is no match for Hulk, Thor, Colossus or Human Torch in sheer power. Also, his mind tend to wander sometimes. Or rather - he is pretty messed up in his head.
Training: Full military training. Melee combat, sword fighting, explosives, sharpshooting, making traps.
Talents/Abilities: Great shooter, excellent hand to hand and melee fighter. Great athlete. Quick reflexes. Some say his ability to jabber during fights is almost a superpower. While arguable, it is known to irritate his foes (and friends), making them angry and unfocused. His brain are in constant flux due to dying brain cells being rejuvenated at a super accelerated rate. This makes him immune to psychic and telepathic powers (and again, rather mentally unstable).
Team Job: He can do almost everything you are brave enough to entrust him with. Deadpool seems to excel at assassinations and creating chaos. Usually at the same time.
Criminal Record: Well... too long to list. He is a hired killer, after all. But apart from his job he rarely takes someone's life. Still, he managed to be accused of everything from littering and public indecency to damaging public property and endangering innocent civilians.
Medical History: Before getting his healing factor, he was diagnosed with cancer. Worst one. One that cannot be cured, cannot be cut out, spreads through your body and eats you from inside in short time. Yeah. Pretty bad. His healing factor is countering that nasty thing, but also makes Wilson look like Freddy Krueger, his skin covered in scar tissue.
Background: tl;dr version
Remember project Weapon X? The one where Wolverine got his shiny new skeleton? Yup, he wasn't the only one involved in Canadian supersoldier project. Only, unlike Wolverine, most of poor saps there didn't get the exclusive ride with champagne and busty hostesses.
Wilson agreed to enter the project in hope of curing cancer. But the medicine was far worse then the sickness. Yeah, he got some awesome healing power, but he was still deemed failure. And sent to...
THE WORKSHOP!
There were no people there. Only meat used for experiments, and monsters conducting them. Grown men, toughest of the toughest bastards - cried for their mothers and prayed to gods they forgot about long ago.
Deadpool - scarred both in body and mind - managed to run away. And so he started to earn his life as a mercenary. He tried to be a hero and failed. Tried to be a villain and failed. So he sticks to what he does best - offing dudes for cash and doing other dirty work for rich bastards, villains, governments, heroes and whoever else is willing to sign a check.
Also, he is the only known person that saved the world by kicking Captain America in the nuts. Whee!
Played By: The incredible Me.
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