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Alice and the Cheshire Cat (ravinwolfen & BadAnime)

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What the hell have I gotten myself into? was Alice's first reaction when she woke up from her falling into the rabbit hole. One moment ago, she was still studying for her biochemistry exam, bored but fine; the next thing she knew, the damn rabbit took away her homework, she chased it down the rabbit hole and arrived at this hall of locked doors and no keys. Could this be one of those bomb shelters left from the previous wars? But if so, what was a rabbit doing here? More importantly, what did it want with her biochemistry homework? She shook her head, her waist-long blonde hair dancing in midair. There’s no point banging her head against questions she couldn't possibly figure out on her own.

With that thought in mind, Alice stopped whining and started to inspect the place she was in. Her first impression was that locked doors are all there was to it, but it was not so; there was also a table in the corner, with a very suspicious-looking purple liquid with the label DRINK ME on it (yeah, like that's gonna happen) and a piece of strangely-colored cake that was probably a bio-weapon of some kind in its day. After thoroughly examined her surroundings, Alice came to the conclusion that there was absolutely nothing she could do to solve this impossible situation, so she simply sat down in defeat and stared at her own sad reflection inside one of the many metal doors with her large, dolly blue eyes.
 
"How quant," a voice said from nowhere. "To think you are going to simply give up without a try."

The voice laughed and what looked like a crescent moon appeared in the air before the young wan, it took a minute before it could be recognized as pearly white fangs. They grew closer and closer, till they were mere feet away. Then something odd happened, a grayish purple feline began to appear before her, it's eyes a gleaming yellow and full of mischief. "Did you not think to try the drink or even the cake, surly you don't plant to sit here and wait to die."
 
Alice blinked. She thought she just saw a talking cat. She blinked again. She still saw a talking cat.

"Wha -" she began, completely dumfounded and lost for words. But then, her mind started to make sense of it all. "This must be a dream." she thought to herself. And if that's the case, it's not that strange for her to be talking to a talking cat. "Well, the drink or the cake might be poisoned. Or simply expired, because who knows how long they've been on that table." Alice said. "If I just wait here, someone might notice that I'm missing, and then they'll come and find me. Hopefully."
 
"it's good to hope my dear, but I it is far wiser to act." the feline said with his big grin still in place. "But I understand your fearful hesitation, maybe you just some encoiragment this is quite real."

He purred as he moved up to her pushing her onto her back, his sharp claws slicing at her undergarments, careful not to harm her. The feline grinned leaning down his head going between her thighs as he endeavors to help her relax and come to grippy with the truth.
 
"Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?!" Alice screamed as the talking cat suddenly jumped onto her, and for a moment there Alice was convinced that he was going to eat her...and he was, but not in the bloody, messy way she imagined.

"Why are you doing this, you perverted cat?!" she blushed and tried to cover her lower body with her hands, but at the same time she was afraid of the sharp feline claws. Normally, having a cat between her thighs won't embarrass her, but this one talks...

...Could this be some kind of kinky, twisted wet dream of hers?
 
"I thought it would help you relax." the feline said with a soft smile and a swish of his tail before turning around and stalking towards the table. with a flick of his tail, her undergarments were there, as if they had never been gone. He smiled back at her and lept lightly on the table to sit before her. "Tiz a log journey from here to there, and further from near to far Alice. Surly you would rather be home that trapt in this tiny metal box. Have your cake and eat it too, don't be as boring as the rest of those Sticks in the muck.
 
Wha -" Alice was once again dumbfounded and lost for words when the talking cat magically restored her damaged undergarments as if they were never gone, to the point where Alice wondered if the little sexual episode had actually happened or not. "Well, dreams are like that." she told herself, "Even if they seem real, sometimes things just don't at up." With that thought in mind, Alice stood up and walked toward the cat on the table. "Yeah, right. Well, jumping onto a girl isn't exactly the best way to help her relax, mister...whatever your name is." she said taking the cake into her hands. "You think I should eat it?"
 
"Cheshire my dear, and it is not for me to decide. If you wish to eat your cake do, or simply don't." he smiled as he say before her, seeming to shrink to the size of a house cat before he kept onto her lap sitting there looking up at her. "What I can say is there is only one way forward and it is in this room."
 
"I'm Alice. Nice to meet you, Cheshire." Alice said. "So it's either the cake or the drink, isn't it? Well, since there's no way I can get through one of those metal doors, I guess I might as well give it a try." sighing, Alice took the cake to her mouth and took a bite. "Not the worst cake I've ever had, I'll give it that much. Though in all honesty, I still don't know how a piece of cake or a bottle of drink would get me out of this place somehow."
 
the cat simply smiled and seemed to shrink even more, or rather the entire room did, as alice grew to a gigantic size. the cat simply grinned and looked up at her as he flicked his tail to and fro. "Not all is as it seems my girl, the cake is not a lie, but it is far from true. mayhapes you should wet your whistle with the drink."
 
"Oh dear, even you know that the cake is lie? Just how far did these memes traveled? Do you want to haz a cheezburger too?" Alice groaned as Cheshire delivered that infamous meme, before she refocused her attention onto getting the hell outta this place. "Well, I guess at this point, it doesn't hurt to try." she said drinking the drink.
 
(sorry, I couldn't resist using that.)

The cat smiled and chuckled watching her shrink. He kept down from the table, leavening the now rabbit sized Alice on her seat. He walked to the nearest doer siting beside it. "I believe this door is the one you seek."
 
"I can walk through a keyhole with this size." Alice commented as she followed Cheshire to the door. Nothing really surprise her anymore, at this point. "Let's take a look outside the box, then." she said exiting the room.
 
"Lets." the cat said with a chuckle and the door swung open to reveal a expansive forest that made her seem absolutly tiny, even the mushrooms tpowered like red oaks. as she walked out into the bright sun the cat spoke once more, but dispeared much the way he had apeared before. "Be warey alice, such a mouse would be easily squished by a unatentive creature, i would hate to watch you peeled from the heel of a shoe."
 
"Yeah, very funny, Mr. Cat." Alice sassed as she stepped into the expansive forest, trying to find a way to...well, whatever or wherever lies beyond the forest. She was aware of the potential danger of being so small, but she figure she'd be fine if she just walk on the side of the roads, so to speak, and stay in the cover of the towering fungus. Besides, if this is really all just a dream, she couldn't possibly die in it...right?
 
The cat had definitely disappeared for now as Alice walked along. What would normally have taken minutes was taking hours at this size and it began to near disk as young Alice finallyade it 300 yards. The cat was still no where to be seen but there was a odd smoke not far on the horizon.
 
"Ha, ha...I think this can account for my exercise for the entire year..." Alice groaned and panted as she finally made her way to the odd smoke. "There's better be something here...I walked so far to get here..."
 
As she approached an odd sight met here eyes. What looked like a caterpillar with a multitude of hands and a human face sat on one of the huge mushrooms. He was taking long draws from what resemble a odd smoking device, except it was made from fungus like the mushroom on which it sat.
 
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