Can you kill CRACK LLAMA O_o

[Orcus]

Well can you?

You must kill the CRACK LLAMA, but CRACK LLAMA can not be killed for it is a llama on crack. First say how the last person who tried to kill CRACK LLAMA failed and then make your own attempt to kill it.

I make CRACK LLAMA eat a nuclear bomb.

 

[Hero]

The crack llama's crack amped digestive system negats the nuclear material!

I superman toss crack llama into the sun.

 

[Orcus]

CRACK LLAMA farts at the half way point and come crashing back to Earth.

I force the CRACK LLAMA to watch the entire Twilight saga on a loop.

 

[Hero]

Crack llama enjoys it's attempt at romantic indulgences.

I place crack llama in front of a Chuck Norris round house kick.

 

[Elysion Epsilon]

CRACK LLAMA dodges the kick with ease. I shoot CRACK LLAMA in the head with a shotgun.

 

[XXtraPrince]

Terrified and bleeding, the crack llama escapes into the Arizona desert, where he is vigorously napalmed by a squadron of attack bombers from MCAS Yuma. Tail-end Charlie (Lt. Sam Smith, the last pilot in line) reports, "There's a barbecued camel or something down there if anyone's hungry!"

 

[Jolie]

At which point, the crack llama stands up, shakes off it's old BBQ'd skin and glances around the desert. Unfortunately, it is quickly bitten by a genetically modified mosquito with a llama-skin piercing proboscis carrying an enhanced version of the Ebola virus, which is transmitted by mosquitoes and deadly to crack llamas.

 

[Revnarh]

The crack llama eats a few sandwiches with crack and survives the ebola virus.

An orbital laser charges up and shoots its beam directly at the crack llama.

 

[Asphodel Terrarium]

Crack llama became immune to laser when it was subjected to nuclear radiation, the heat of the sun and ebola virus.

I take a sample of crack llama's DNA and modified it to self destruck. I then insert this back to crack llama.

 

[Revnarh]

Crack llama explodes in a huge explosion, but a crazy scientist cloned crack llama before it died and made it imune against self destruction.