Generalfoley
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- Jun 6, 2011
"Nice doggy, niiiiice doggy," Jack said as he backed away from what should've been one of the biggest dogs he'd ever seen! And it was hungry.
'How the hell did I land in this situation?!' He asked himself, continuing to back away slowly. 'Now I'm going to be dog chow! Oh, what a way to end it! This isn't how I pictured it at all! Where are the super models? The smörgåsbord of fine food and mugs full of mead? Oh, where did I go wrong?!' It was official. Jack's life sucked.
'How the hell did I land in this situation?!' He asked himself, continuing to back away slowly. 'Now I'm going to be dog chow! Oh, what a way to end it! This isn't how I pictured it at all! Where are the super models? The smörgåsbord of fine food and mugs full of mead? Oh, where did I go wrong?!' It was official. Jack's life sucked.