Everyone has heard of Lucifer, the ex-angel, God’s former right hand man? Well, guess who’s on the Lord’s list of things to smite today? Yes, you guessed it. Satan himself. The reason? Well, normally when the devil sleeps with a girl, it doesn’t matter. But sleeping with the daughter of the Big Man? That is a big no-no. So, in an effort to save himself God’s wrath, which is much worse then burning in Hell, they make an agreement. A deal dipped in blood and holy water. Satan, the one used to frighten little children, the ruler of the place you don’t want to go when you die, is now on earth. Doing his damnedest to find true love. Of course, he has to do this all by the time he hits 19. But there’s a slight problem. Satan is 18 and a half. As far as he knows, he’s damned.
Satan woke up as he laid on the ground. He could remember that God had send him trough a portal towards Earth. It wasn’t really the nicest trip that he had ever made to Earth but it was fast… and painful. He saw a like as he looked around and he walked towards it. Looking in it, he saw his own reflection. His blue eyes that were normally red and his black hair that still had the normal color as always. Why is God such a cruel man? I only slept with his daughter… I didn’t do anything wrong, he thought as he looked at himself.
Being on Earth had a problem, if he was going to look for his ‘true love’, he couldn’t say: “Hi, my name is Satan and I’m the ruler of Hell.” So he was going to need a fake name. Nathan? That sound quite good. And it contained most of the letters that he had in his own name so it wasn’t hard to remember at all. He started to walk towards the exit of the park where he had landed in but he didn’t knew where he was! Maybe it was a smart idea to look for somebody that seemed worth of his trust and then he could ask the way to that person? But then he looked like a dumb person because he didn’t knew where he was while he was there. This was worse then his worst nightmare and it frightened him, here he didn’t had any control of what was going on. One lesson he had learned for sure, never sleep with the daughter of God…
Satan woke up as he laid on the ground. He could remember that God had send him trough a portal towards Earth. It wasn’t really the nicest trip that he had ever made to Earth but it was fast… and painful. He saw a like as he looked around and he walked towards it. Looking in it, he saw his own reflection. His blue eyes that were normally red and his black hair that still had the normal color as always. Why is God such a cruel man? I only slept with his daughter… I didn’t do anything wrong, he thought as he looked at himself.
Being on Earth had a problem, if he was going to look for his ‘true love’, he couldn’t say: “Hi, my name is Satan and I’m the ruler of Hell.” So he was going to need a fake name. Nathan? That sound quite good. And it contained most of the letters that he had in his own name so it wasn’t hard to remember at all. He started to walk towards the exit of the park where he had landed in but he didn’t knew where he was! Maybe it was a smart idea to look for somebody that seemed worth of his trust and then he could ask the way to that person? But then he looked like a dumb person because he didn’t knew where he was while he was there. This was worse then his worst nightmare and it frightened him, here he didn’t had any control of what was going on. One lesson he had learned for sure, never sleep with the daughter of God…