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- May 30, 2012
Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!
An alarm clock started blaring in a man's bedroom, and he groggily slammed on the snooze button. Why did I let Alyx convince me to buy this blasted alarm clock? he sat up with a groan, and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes once he was up. I always want to break the damn thing, and hearing it every morning is helping any. he sat in his bed for a while before swinging his legs up off the bed, and going about starting his new day. He brushed his teeth, took a quick shower, got dressed, and went into his living room to watch a bit of TV. While watching TV, a certain commercial catches his eye.
Have you ever wanted to have that perfect girl? Ever wanted a girl who is tailored to your wants and desires? Then look no further than Nazgule lab! We create girls based on what you want and desire! The best part of this? Its free! All you have to do is call the number on your screen now, and in just three days. You can have the girl you always wanted!
The man stared at his TV with disbelief until he just burst out laughing "What a fucking scam! No way can a person "create" their own girl!" even though he believed it to be a scam, he decided to call the number just to humor them. Taking a moment to go find his phone, he dialed the number that was on the screen, and surprisingly. It only took two rings for someone to pick up.
"Hello, my name is Anna. Press one to create your own girl or press two to file a compliant."
He tried holding back his laughter, but a small scoff let his lips before he pressed one on his phone.
"Thank you for choosing, you shall be redirected to your desired choice!"
He waited for about ten minutes until another person picked up the phone, this time being a guy.
"Hello sir, may I have your name and address?"
Something struck the man wanting to tell the guy on the phone everything he wanted. He didn't know why he felt like this but..."Blake Greene. [insert address here]."
"Thank you, now on to the better part of your call. What would you like your girl to look like, and what would you like her personality to be?"
Blake let another scoff leave his lips, but told the guy his wants in the girl "I want her to be an inu girl with short brown hiar. She should have a nice lean curvy body with small sized breasts. I want her to be always horny as hell, yet knows when it is time to have sex and when it is time to just have a nice chat. She should always want to please me in any way she can, and will do whatever I tell her to do."
Blake could hear typing as he told this guy his request, and it was only until he finished that he heard the man speak again "Thank you sir, your girl shall be delivered to you in three days."
Blake let his laughter out completely once he hung up the phone, and didn't think for a second that this girl was going to arrive on his doorstep anytime soon; however, three days passed and Blake was in his living room once more when his doorbell rang. He went to answer the door, thinking it was a neighbor or something, and opened the door with a "Hello?"
An alarm clock started blaring in a man's bedroom, and he groggily slammed on the snooze button. Why did I let Alyx convince me to buy this blasted alarm clock? he sat up with a groan, and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes once he was up. I always want to break the damn thing, and hearing it every morning is helping any. he sat in his bed for a while before swinging his legs up off the bed, and going about starting his new day. He brushed his teeth, took a quick shower, got dressed, and went into his living room to watch a bit of TV. While watching TV, a certain commercial catches his eye.
Have you ever wanted to have that perfect girl? Ever wanted a girl who is tailored to your wants and desires? Then look no further than Nazgule lab! We create girls based on what you want and desire! The best part of this? Its free! All you have to do is call the number on your screen now, and in just three days. You can have the girl you always wanted!
The man stared at his TV with disbelief until he just burst out laughing "What a fucking scam! No way can a person "create" their own girl!" even though he believed it to be a scam, he decided to call the number just to humor them. Taking a moment to go find his phone, he dialed the number that was on the screen, and surprisingly. It only took two rings for someone to pick up.
"Hello, my name is Anna. Press one to create your own girl or press two to file a compliant."
He tried holding back his laughter, but a small scoff let his lips before he pressed one on his phone.
"Thank you for choosing, you shall be redirected to your desired choice!"
He waited for about ten minutes until another person picked up the phone, this time being a guy.
"Hello sir, may I have your name and address?"
Something struck the man wanting to tell the guy on the phone everything he wanted. He didn't know why he felt like this but..."Blake Greene. [insert address here]."
"Thank you, now on to the better part of your call. What would you like your girl to look like, and what would you like her personality to be?"
Blake let another scoff leave his lips, but told the guy his wants in the girl "I want her to be an inu girl with short brown hiar. She should have a nice lean curvy body with small sized breasts. I want her to be always horny as hell, yet knows when it is time to have sex and when it is time to just have a nice chat. She should always want to please me in any way she can, and will do whatever I tell her to do."
Blake could hear typing as he told this guy his request, and it was only until he finished that he heard the man speak again "Thank you sir, your girl shall be delivered to you in three days."
Blake let his laughter out completely once he hung up the phone, and didn't think for a second that this girl was going to arrive on his doorstep anytime soon; however, three days passed and Blake was in his living room once more when his doorbell rang. He went to answer the door, thinking it was a neighbor or something, and opened the door with a "Hello?"