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Lyra
Supernova
- Joined
- Feb 11, 2009
A tuna walks into a sushi restaurant, says to the chef, "Hey, you killed my father."
Chef says to the tuna, "That's my business, fish."
Tuna thinks about it, says, "Then I challange you to a game of chess. If I win you stop being a chef forever."
"And if I win?" asks the chef.
"You can feed me to your customers", Tuna replies. So the chef and tuna play chess.
Tunas love to play chess, so in a few moves the chef was checkmated. "Well, looks like I win", says the tuna.
Chef nods and plunges his knife into the fish's belly.
"But I won", says the tuna as he feels the knife wiggling into his guts.
"So did your father", says the chef.
Chef says to the tuna, "That's my business, fish."
Tuna thinks about it, says, "Then I challange you to a game of chess. If I win you stop being a chef forever."
"And if I win?" asks the chef.
"You can feed me to your customers", Tuna replies. So the chef and tuna play chess.
Tunas love to play chess, so in a few moves the chef was checkmated. "Well, looks like I win", says the tuna.
Chef nods and plunges his knife into the fish's belly.
"But I won", says the tuna as he feels the knife wiggling into his guts.
"So did your father", says the chef.
