Your support makes Blue Moon possible (Patreon)Hello, there! My name is Plaid and I much preferred to be called that, but my real name is Zach. I'm twenty years old, a bit of a goody-two-shoes, a hopefully soon-to-be-published author and I don't have a lot of experience with writing erotica or smut. This does not mean that I am a one-trick pony -- it just means that, for starters, I might fail miserably at satisfying you. Criticism is always accepted, however, even if unasked for.
First of all, my F-List. If something isn't put down, it generally means that I have no problem with it, but won't go out of my way to suggest it and generally, that includes your preferences for my own characters. Yeah, I can be pretty boring and vanilla on my own, but I think my incredible flexibility as far as most other things go makes up for that.
But all of those nos ARE nos -- undoubtedly, unarguably, indefinitely nos. I may be flexible, but I'm not a contortionist. Some things just plain turn me off, and BDSM GENERALLY isn't my scene. Exceptions can sometimes be made, but only if you're super amazing.
What you can expect from me:
- Generally, pretty respectful and kind in OOC. I do my best to be friends with my RP partners, but I also try to keep it loose and casual. I love a partner willing to joke around.
- I'm incredibly flexible about the kind of roleplays I'm willing to undertake. Of all the things I am, a one-trick pony is one thing I am not. I love trying out new situations, settings and characters, and generally making my RP partner happy. Come to me with what you want in an RP as far as plot, kinks and characters go, and I'll generally fulfill them, so long as you fulfill mine. Which, I promise, won't ever be much at all.
- I don't do fandoms. Please don't ask.
- I am one-hundred percent straight. All RPs shall be MxF or FxF, with either 1 penis belonging to the more physically masculine party, or no penis at all.
- I can write as much or as little as you'd like me to write. Without restrictions, I write as much as I think is appropriate. Which can be a LOT, but it can also be a few sentences or a paragraph. Sometimes the RP flows a lot better without those sort of restrictions.
- I like to plot out beforehand. I really do!
- While not exactly necessary, it should be established that I am breast-obsessed. I love tits. They are my favorite female organ by a landslide. The bigger the better, and "too big" is absolutely nonexistent for me, but I don't push it if my partner thinks that more than a handful is a waste (or whatever their particular limit is). I like curvy women in general, in fact, and I find breast and butt expansion to be always a plus. Flat or average-sized chests don't exactly turn me off, but "lolicon" like women -- small and looking generally like they haven't hit puberty at all yet -- I have no interest in. If you want to get on my good side, let us both pay some attention to your character's boobies, no matter their size.
- The other way to get on my good side is include humor and comedy. I can do without it, of course, but I find it really fun to do! =D
- My general flexibility applies to roleplaying venue. I can do IMs, email, PMs, thread, or about anything else. Just let me know what you like! ;D
What I expect from you:
- Be respectful and kind in OOC, at the very least.
- Please, be pretty literate. I'm not talking about post size here, but just general grasp of the English language. No text talk, at the very least!
- Tell me your kinks! I really don't mind working them in. So long as they don't turn me off (and only the really extreme shit turns me off, to be honest), they're absolutely fine with me.
My current craving is something that's not smutty (at least not at first), with no instant hook-up or anything like that, but is generally perverted, sexy, sexualized, playful, sort-of plot driven and probably even a bit romantic. Generally, like "ecchi" anime, or softcore porn at its worst. That would be absolutely fantastic, especially if it were also comedic or humorous.
I'm also craving to play opposite a cow girl. Not a female rancher, but an otherwise humanoid girl with cow ears and a tail. In general, those kinds of mostly-human part-animal hybrids are cute and fun to RP opposite of.
I'd love to try playing a savage, muscled, Conan the Barbarian kind of dude in a fantasy RP. Like most subjects of Frank Frazetta paintings or Manowar album covers or something (look 'em up!). I don't mind a non-perverted and non-sexual but still gritty and wild sort of thing for this.
Other than that, go wild! Nothing else I'm really craving, but there's plenty I'm willing to do. = ) Send me a PM if you're interested, and we can discuss further!
First of all, my F-List. If something isn't put down, it generally means that I have no problem with it, but won't go out of my way to suggest it and generally, that includes your preferences for my own characters. Yeah, I can be pretty boring and vanilla on my own, but I think my incredible flexibility as far as most other things go makes up for that.
But all of those nos ARE nos -- undoubtedly, unarguably, indefinitely nos. I may be flexible, but I'm not a contortionist. Some things just plain turn me off, and BDSM GENERALLY isn't my scene. Exceptions can sometimes be made, but only if you're super amazing.
What you can expect from me:
- Generally, pretty respectful and kind in OOC. I do my best to be friends with my RP partners, but I also try to keep it loose and casual. I love a partner willing to joke around.
- I'm incredibly flexible about the kind of roleplays I'm willing to undertake. Of all the things I am, a one-trick pony is one thing I am not. I love trying out new situations, settings and characters, and generally making my RP partner happy. Come to me with what you want in an RP as far as plot, kinks and characters go, and I'll generally fulfill them, so long as you fulfill mine. Which, I promise, won't ever be much at all.
- I don't do fandoms. Please don't ask.
- I am one-hundred percent straight. All RPs shall be MxF or FxF, with either 1 penis belonging to the more physically masculine party, or no penis at all.
- I can write as much or as little as you'd like me to write. Without restrictions, I write as much as I think is appropriate. Which can be a LOT, but it can also be a few sentences or a paragraph. Sometimes the RP flows a lot better without those sort of restrictions.
- I like to plot out beforehand. I really do!
- While not exactly necessary, it should be established that I am breast-obsessed. I love tits. They are my favorite female organ by a landslide. The bigger the better, and "too big" is absolutely nonexistent for me, but I don't push it if my partner thinks that more than a handful is a waste (or whatever their particular limit is). I like curvy women in general, in fact, and I find breast and butt expansion to be always a plus. Flat or average-sized chests don't exactly turn me off, but "lolicon" like women -- small and looking generally like they haven't hit puberty at all yet -- I have no interest in. If you want to get on my good side, let us both pay some attention to your character's boobies, no matter their size.
- The other way to get on my good side is include humor and comedy. I can do without it, of course, but I find it really fun to do! =D
- My general flexibility applies to roleplaying venue. I can do IMs, email, PMs, thread, or about anything else. Just let me know what you like! ;D
What I expect from you:
- Be respectful and kind in OOC, at the very least.
- Please, be pretty literate. I'm not talking about post size here, but just general grasp of the English language. No text talk, at the very least!
- Tell me your kinks! I really don't mind working them in. So long as they don't turn me off (and only the really extreme shit turns me off, to be honest), they're absolutely fine with me.
My current craving is something that's not smutty (at least not at first), with no instant hook-up or anything like that, but is generally perverted, sexy, sexualized, playful, sort-of plot driven and probably even a bit romantic. Generally, like "ecchi" anime, or softcore porn at its worst. That would be absolutely fantastic, especially if it were also comedic or humorous.
I'm also craving to play opposite a cow girl. Not a female rancher, but an otherwise humanoid girl with cow ears and a tail. In general, those kinds of mostly-human part-animal hybrids are cute and fun to RP opposite of.
I'd love to try playing a savage, muscled, Conan the Barbarian kind of dude in a fantasy RP. Like most subjects of Frank Frazetta paintings or Manowar album covers or something (look 'em up!). I don't mind a non-perverted and non-sexual but still gritty and wild sort of thing for this.
Other than that, go wild! Nothing else I'm really craving, but there's plenty I'm willing to do. = ) Send me a PM if you're interested, and we can discuss further!
