psychobilly-night
Supernova
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2010
It was just another day in Ponyville. Everypony was out and about doing their usual things. But there was a new pony in town. Nike. A dark blue furred stallion who had arrived about two weeks ago. While he was open about a lot of things when talking to the other ponies, he always kept quiet about his last name. Mainly because of how embarrassing it was. But enough of that. The problem with the whole open-ness thing was his tendency to be a bit crass and foul mouthed. Often making lewd jokes when it was highly inappropriate... especially when he made a dick joke around the Cutie Mark Crusaders when he visited the Sweet Apple Acres. He left with bruises.
"Phew... sweet Celestia when the hell are we done?" Nike asked as he pushed the pair of blocker shades up onto his nose and ran a hand through his soft brown mane that was tied up in a pony tail. He wiped a cheeto crumb off his blue tee and camo cargo shorts. Today he was working his usual job doing repairs around the town with Big Mac.
"Soon. We still gotta hit Fluttershy's." The taller red stallion straightened his sweaty white wife beater shirt and continued to hammer away at a fence.
"Fluttershy... heheh... think we'll get a peeksee if she's in the sho-" Immediately Nike was hit in the face with a wrench "Ow... okay deserved that one. Anyway, what'cha still think of that band idea I had."
Big Mac just rolled his eyes and kept hammering away. Despite the times he liked Nike, there was still times he wanted to punch the stallion. After about an hour of work. The two were finally done with the fence around the schoolyard.
"Alright now listen Nike. I jus' remembered that I had to go to the farm to fix up a few things. Think you can handle Fluttershy's place?" Big Mac sighed having a feeling he was going to regret asking that.
"Would i?! I'd be-"
"And if you try anything I'll make you spend the night with Pinkie Pie again." Big Mac threatened as he shoved the box of tools into Nike's arms.
"Wh-wh-what?! Anything but that?! Oh god no!" Nike quickly rushed towards the shy pegasus' home. He sighed softly as he got closer and began to think about what had happened during the last couple weeks he had been here. Sure he had a good first impression but his general lack of social skills kinda dampened his relationships with every otherpony. Now it was hard to convince someponies to hang out with him. Well... except pinkie pie but to be honest she kinda scared Nike.
"Dammit! I will fix this!" The blue stallion growled as he felt fire in his eyes "I'll do this job professionally! I won't even think about her titti- and now I just did... dammit." He sighed and walked over to the house before knocking on the door softly. Well, he just had to put on his neigh-pod and he should be fine... hopefully.
"Phew... sweet Celestia when the hell are we done?" Nike asked as he pushed the pair of blocker shades up onto his nose and ran a hand through his soft brown mane that was tied up in a pony tail. He wiped a cheeto crumb off his blue tee and camo cargo shorts. Today he was working his usual job doing repairs around the town with Big Mac.
"Soon. We still gotta hit Fluttershy's." The taller red stallion straightened his sweaty white wife beater shirt and continued to hammer away at a fence.
"Fluttershy... heheh... think we'll get a peeksee if she's in the sho-" Immediately Nike was hit in the face with a wrench "Ow... okay deserved that one. Anyway, what'cha still think of that band idea I had."
Big Mac just rolled his eyes and kept hammering away. Despite the times he liked Nike, there was still times he wanted to punch the stallion. After about an hour of work. The two were finally done with the fence around the schoolyard.
"Alright now listen Nike. I jus' remembered that I had to go to the farm to fix up a few things. Think you can handle Fluttershy's place?" Big Mac sighed having a feeling he was going to regret asking that.
"Would i?! I'd be-"
"And if you try anything I'll make you spend the night with Pinkie Pie again." Big Mac threatened as he shoved the box of tools into Nike's arms.
"Wh-wh-what?! Anything but that?! Oh god no!" Nike quickly rushed towards the shy pegasus' home. He sighed softly as he got closer and began to think about what had happened during the last couple weeks he had been here. Sure he had a good first impression but his general lack of social skills kinda dampened his relationships with every otherpony. Now it was hard to convince someponies to hang out with him. Well... except pinkie pie but to be honest she kinda scared Nike.
"Dammit! I will fix this!" The blue stallion growled as he felt fire in his eyes "I'll do this job professionally! I won't even think about her titti- and now I just did... dammit." He sighed and walked over to the house before knocking on the door softly. Well, he just had to put on his neigh-pod and he should be fine... hopefully.