Gibberish

[Anansi]

In benefiting the nature of Mr kite and his regular customers at the eighteenth concert benefit today we will be having a show. Its something that works towards the benefit and betterment of us all and in the long run will lead to a magnification of social grace within the members of the community. Beginning in the center there will be strides made towards the end of our possible conflagration of future arrangements. Making steps towards a harmonious ascent towards the glorious pinnacle of humanity's realization of self as a species, A glorious and dominant species of a scale never before observed in the history of the universe. We shall begin....now. In the spring there is Mrs, Luffet who knits duvet covers as a side business, she never asks much for them just enough to get by. We have before us a massive cover one of such glorious magnitude the people shall look upon it in wonder. Mrs. Lufffet's Large duvet cover. It can cover the biggest duvet ever made...and more, yet that is not all, you can use it to cover your automobile and its various other parts about the house...why not just cover the house? My good sir..that is a waste, a terrible insulting waste to the duvet cover of Mrs. Luffet. In the astounding appropriations of alacrity and austerity comes Mr Bodot. He has the most well trained wild mustache these parts have ever seen, it twists and turns, curls glistening in the morning dew before it shakes itself dry. Riding his lip like a proud warrior it bends to each quick stroke downwards of his steel comb while fending off the razor with a precision that is just...staggering.