*as the man sat in his living room, he smiled* I can't believe it... after so long, I have finally found a vampire... I have been so nervous, I haven't even seen it yet... *thinks* I should probably go and check on it, make sure it hasn't escaped or killed itself *standing, the man walked to the basement* *as he walked down the stairs, he could hardly keep his cool, but as he turned the corner, and opened the door leading to the vampie, he suddenly realized that he had taken more than he could chew*