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Well, this is the ACCURATE AND PROPER update of what happens during the luscious D&D game on Blue Moon (but keep your subscriptions to the Weekly Goblin as that sometimes comes with free magical items and experience!).
So, what happened last week? Well, let us run it down!
A goblin woke up under a pile of dead and abused goblins and worked his way out of it. He recovered his pack which had been held by a member of his militia before finding a passed out kobold being dragged about by an ADORABLE dire weasel. And when I say adorable I mean ten feet of fluffy awesomeness.
This goblin then ran down an elven druid and her wolves threatening a young gobliness and pulled out his crossbow and one shot one kill'd the woman while the dire weasel of fluffy adorableness took out a wolf. The two teamed up and beat up the final wolf to save the little goblin girl and make everything okay again.
At this point a certain watery monk awoke and had to dig himself out of a pile of corpses as well and find a very untrusting goblin who wished to head butt him in the crotch and a scared little goblin girl and a knocked out kobold. He summoned some water to clean off their grime and the group went on it's way.
The group found two Tieflings, one heavily armored one in a tree and one not-so-armored one under a few bodies. The monk ceremoniously dropped his Tiefling onto the ground, jarring her body around and causing her to go into shock and death. A quick administering of a potion saved her. The rogue punched his Tiefling in the face and then fleeced him of all his gear. They tied these beings to the dire weasel and headed off into the forest.
After bravely scouting out a trapped pit the super-human rogue heard the faint breathing of a living orc nailed to a tree. The orc was pulled down by a rather handsome monk and found himself developing a tad bit of a crush as he was given treatment and leaned on a SUPER AWESOME AMAZING DIRE WEASEL (srsly, buy one today).
The next few miles were okay until the people came upon a group of rather cranky scavengers. They were easily taken care of and the group managed to geeeeeeeeeeeet: +1 DOUBLE CROSSBOW, A +1 SUIT OF STUDDED LEATHER, 38 RESIZING THORN BOLTS, A WIZARD SPELLBOOK, TWO QUARTERSTAVES, AND A COPPER AND JET RELIGIOUS SYMBOL!
The corpses were properly defiled and the group moved on, gloating menacingly about how they had been complete monsters to those people back there.
Later, a Thayan slave group was found and the monk evaded a bear trap only to alert the Thayan slavers to their presence. An intense and dramatic battle ensued where the monk kicked much ass while the rogue, well, he dealt four points of damage at least. They were left with unidentified treasures and some robes off the fleeing wizard Skanky McBoobs. The people who were encountered were:
Velvetair: Unknown Psionic Woman
Sulil: Elven Paladin Man
Mistress Rose aka Skanky McBoobs: Human Thayan Wizard
Items gained: An Ebon Lash, an unidentified robe, a Staff of Healing, two rings, an earring, and several snazzy looking items!
The slave caravan was taken to the young goblin's mountain home and everyone was given a week's board at the infirmary. The monk was propositioned by an orc before the orc went to be looked at, and the adventure came to an end.
So, what happened last week? Well, let us run it down!
A goblin woke up under a pile of dead and abused goblins and worked his way out of it. He recovered his pack which had been held by a member of his militia before finding a passed out kobold being dragged about by an ADORABLE dire weasel. And when I say adorable I mean ten feet of fluffy awesomeness.
This goblin then ran down an elven druid and her wolves threatening a young gobliness and pulled out his crossbow and one shot one kill'd the woman while the dire weasel of fluffy adorableness took out a wolf. The two teamed up and beat up the final wolf to save the little goblin girl and make everything okay again.
At this point a certain watery monk awoke and had to dig himself out of a pile of corpses as well and find a very untrusting goblin who wished to head butt him in the crotch and a scared little goblin girl and a knocked out kobold. He summoned some water to clean off their grime and the group went on it's way.
The group found two Tieflings, one heavily armored one in a tree and one not-so-armored one under a few bodies. The monk ceremoniously dropped his Tiefling onto the ground, jarring her body around and causing her to go into shock and death. A quick administering of a potion saved her. The rogue punched his Tiefling in the face and then fleeced him of all his gear. They tied these beings to the dire weasel and headed off into the forest.
After bravely scouting out a trapped pit the super-human rogue heard the faint breathing of a living orc nailed to a tree. The orc was pulled down by a rather handsome monk and found himself developing a tad bit of a crush as he was given treatment and leaned on a SUPER AWESOME AMAZING DIRE WEASEL (srsly, buy one today).
The next few miles were okay until the people came upon a group of rather cranky scavengers. They were easily taken care of and the group managed to geeeeeeeeeeeet: +1 DOUBLE CROSSBOW, A +1 SUIT OF STUDDED LEATHER, 38 RESIZING THORN BOLTS, A WIZARD SPELLBOOK, TWO QUARTERSTAVES, AND A COPPER AND JET RELIGIOUS SYMBOL!
The corpses were properly defiled and the group moved on, gloating menacingly about how they had been complete monsters to those people back there.
Later, a Thayan slave group was found and the monk evaded a bear trap only to alert the Thayan slavers to their presence. An intense and dramatic battle ensued where the monk kicked much ass while the rogue, well, he dealt four points of damage at least. They were left with unidentified treasures and some robes off the fleeing wizard Skanky McBoobs. The people who were encountered were:
Velvetair: Unknown Psionic Woman
Sulil: Elven Paladin Man
Mistress Rose aka Skanky McBoobs: Human Thayan Wizard
Items gained: An Ebon Lash, an unidentified robe, a Staff of Healing, two rings, an earring, and several snazzy looking items!
The slave caravan was taken to the young goblin's mountain home and everyone was given a week's board at the infirmary. The monk was propositioned by an orc before the orc went to be looked at, and the adventure came to an end.