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"GRARRRR!!! HRARRRRR!!! URRRGGHHH!!!"
"What? Are you constipated again, Dad?"
"NO! My insolent daughter!"
"I'm you're son!"
"Then why do you persist in wearing women's clothing?"
"Because they're fucking hand-me downs! And I'm older than she is!"
"Insolent daughter!"
"SON!"
"Insolent daughter, do you see what's in my hand?"
"A white dried out piece of poop?"
"NO! Wait. YES! Waitaminute...."
"And why the hell am I wearing this gothic lolita shit when I'm the OLDER brother?"
"YES! Here it is! Behold!"
"Why the hell are your forcing your adult children to wear this stuff, anyway?"
"BEHOLD THE MIGHTY POWER I HOLD IN MY HAND!"
"Looks like a sharpened white dong, you idiot."
"NO! Wait. YES. NO! Insolent daugther! It is a rare aphrodesiac more mighty than the rhinosaurus horn! The tiger's whisker! Love Potion Number Nine!"
"Actually the part of the tiger that's the aphrodesiac is..."
"QUIET, insolent daughter!"
"SON!"
"The unicorn's horn is the most powerful aphrodesiac known to man!"
"The unicorn's horn is for curative properties!"
"Who cares about that? What are you? Some pansy elf? Is that why you wear women's clothing?"
"You MAKE me wear this clothing! You spend the shrine's donations on EGL cosplay stuff!"
"Oh, my daughter... my insolent flat-chested daughter..."
"I'M YOUR SON!"
"YES, MY DAUGHTER! WITH THIS HORN, WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!"
"Rule the... huh? I thought it was an aphrodesiac."
"Ah... my child. My child is interested in such intimate things..."
"SHUT UP! And you still haven't explained why you were making those weird constipated noises!"
"I seek more of the horn! You must dress in your most maidenly outfit and seduce a unicorn!"
"We live in a fucking Japanese shrine! Where the hell are we going to get a unicorn?"
"You must have faith!"
"We're fucking Shinto! We don't need faith!"
"You must have faith that you can seduce a unicorn with your feminine wiles!"
"I'm your SON!!!"
The old man paused.
"Indeed you are. I now must continue my chants of summoning, to release the demon sealed inside of you. The demon whom I must bring forth to satiate the insane lusts of your younger sister! Who is also legal has a really hot body! I now chant again, GRARRRR!!! HRARRRRR!!! URRRGGHHH!!! COME FORTH GREAT DEMON TO SATIATE YOUR DESIRES UPON MY ONLY DAUGHTER!!! BRING FORTH YOUR LUSTS UPON HER LICENTIOUS SOUL!!! REMEMBER! SHE IS TOTALLY LEGAL AND HAS A REALLY HOT BODY!!!"
Suddenly, the younger man convulsed. He screamed as his chest opened, releasing an unholy light of spewing vapor. His body burned, turning his chest into a rabid flame, ungulfing him with burning fire. His arms wetly melted, transforming into hideous slithering appendages. Another scream, as his body stretched, transformed, horns erupting from his skull, a tail from his body, and... two cocks. They twitched, unmercifully, as they sought young flesh to fuck and devour. Another gutteral eruption left his body, as he turned towards the house, to find his sister.
"Hmm..." said the old man, picking up some burnt clothing. "Maybe I should have made him strip first. This EGL stuff's really expensive."
"What? Are you constipated again, Dad?"
"NO! My insolent daughter!"
"I'm you're son!"
"Then why do you persist in wearing women's clothing?"
"Because they're fucking hand-me downs! And I'm older than she is!"
"Insolent daughter!"
"SON!"
"Insolent daughter, do you see what's in my hand?"
"A white dried out piece of poop?"
"NO! Wait. YES! Waitaminute...."
"And why the hell am I wearing this gothic lolita shit when I'm the OLDER brother?"
"YES! Here it is! Behold!"
"Why the hell are your forcing your adult children to wear this stuff, anyway?"
"BEHOLD THE MIGHTY POWER I HOLD IN MY HAND!"
"Looks like a sharpened white dong, you idiot."
"NO! Wait. YES. NO! Insolent daugther! It is a rare aphrodesiac more mighty than the rhinosaurus horn! The tiger's whisker! Love Potion Number Nine!"
"Actually the part of the tiger that's the aphrodesiac is..."
"QUIET, insolent daughter!"
"SON!"
"The unicorn's horn is the most powerful aphrodesiac known to man!"
"The unicorn's horn is for curative properties!"
"Who cares about that? What are you? Some pansy elf? Is that why you wear women's clothing?"
"You MAKE me wear this clothing! You spend the shrine's donations on EGL cosplay stuff!"
"Oh, my daughter... my insolent flat-chested daughter..."
"I'M YOUR SON!"
"YES, MY DAUGHTER! WITH THIS HORN, WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!"
"Rule the... huh? I thought it was an aphrodesiac."
"Ah... my child. My child is interested in such intimate things..."
"SHUT UP! And you still haven't explained why you were making those weird constipated noises!"
"I seek more of the horn! You must dress in your most maidenly outfit and seduce a unicorn!"
"We live in a fucking Japanese shrine! Where the hell are we going to get a unicorn?"
"You must have faith!"
"We're fucking Shinto! We don't need faith!"
"You must have faith that you can seduce a unicorn with your feminine wiles!"
"I'm your SON!!!"
The old man paused.
"Indeed you are. I now must continue my chants of summoning, to release the demon sealed inside of you. The demon whom I must bring forth to satiate the insane lusts of your younger sister! Who is also legal has a really hot body! I now chant again, GRARRRR!!! HRARRRRR!!! URRRGGHHH!!! COME FORTH GREAT DEMON TO SATIATE YOUR DESIRES UPON MY ONLY DAUGHTER!!! BRING FORTH YOUR LUSTS UPON HER LICENTIOUS SOUL!!! REMEMBER! SHE IS TOTALLY LEGAL AND HAS A REALLY HOT BODY!!!"
Suddenly, the younger man convulsed. He screamed as his chest opened, releasing an unholy light of spewing vapor. His body burned, turning his chest into a rabid flame, ungulfing him with burning fire. His arms wetly melted, transforming into hideous slithering appendages. Another scream, as his body stretched, transformed, horns erupting from his skull, a tail from his body, and... two cocks. They twitched, unmercifully, as they sought young flesh to fuck and devour. Another gutteral eruption left his body, as he turned towards the house, to find his sister.
"Hmm..." said the old man, picking up some burnt clothing. "Maybe I should have made him strip first. This EGL stuff's really expensive."