Joke Thread!

[Hahvoc The Decepticon]

Since we all have our favorite jokes and we probably had a thread about this awhile back [no idea where it is], I'm bringing it back to life! So what are some of your favorite jokes? This is one I came up with while watching the movie Hitman.

-What's the different between a dead hooker and a live one?
A: The price.

 

[EnlightenedAneurysm]

What's funnier than four dead babies stapled to a tree?

One dead baby stapled to four trees.