Guise Quest! (F Looking for M DM)

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'The Guise of the Thespian is a second skin that when worn acts as a perfect Polymorph Self, with no disguise checks possible. It also isn't affected by an antimagic field.'

Effectively, when you slip the Guise on...You *are* whatever you've just worn. Sounds like a magical item ripe for abuse...

For an idea inspired by /tg/, that certainly sounds interesting. As you can tell from the OP, I'm looking to play in a campaign based along those lines...The general idea I'm going with is that a nobody/Commoner discovers a stash of Guises...And uses them to work his or her way to fame and fortune! (To clarify, I'm looking for a DM for this solo game.)

The fact that the Guises tend to be *very* attractive women...And thoroughly fuckable ones, too, thanks to the Polymorph effect of the Guise- certainly opens the door to a lot of naughtiness- Let alone things like forcing them onto others~!

It's a weird idea, and a thoroughly kinky one, but I'd *love* to give it a shot; I imagine this game would be rather sandboxy in aspect, with most of the fun being our 'hero' or 'heroine' swapping from skin to skin! For an added kink factor, it might be fun for the main character to be a fairly nondescript, maybe even ugly guy...Which makes the fact that he's *literally* inside countless hot women all the funnier.

After all, when you have a gift, well~ All the better to abuse it for fun and profit~! Not to mention it's *so* much more fun to be a hot girl than an ugly guy...

While I'd love a plot, I'm hoping for a sleazy, rather perverted feel to the whole thing...I do like unconventional partners like goblins, fat merchants, orcs...Hardly the kind of square-jawed hero you'd usually see. -_^ Then again, it fits right in with a game like this!

Here's some examples of 'Guises' that might be appropriate! (Not counting 'utility' ones like more standard monsters.)

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/ranger.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/3a615e1c7f87918d7df3b89cca26a825fc17c393.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/ha%3Bf.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/145d167012b86d09f8ebf844efe8a938.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/5184c1bd4688bc5a246e01540b7c3658.jpeg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/1286378298182.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/1311462248765.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/assassinfemale.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/b19b272947a4254449227c300659fd1f1f912d33.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/Delmara.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/DMG.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/drow.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/elfifhgter.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/Fuerza_Natural_by_reiq.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/jennet.jpeg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/monsterhunter.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/noblewoman.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/val001.jpg

And some examples of 'monster' guises:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/dryad.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/trumpetarcho.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/True%20Midna_Dry.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/beegirl.jpg
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/8073552/1313416660649.jpg
http://www.reiq.co.uk/Portfolio/content/DIGITAL%20ART/2008/Mekania_web.jpg
http://www.reiq.co.uk/Portfolio/content/DIGITAL%20ART/2008/Careless_whisper_web.jpg