Nicknames for a penis

[3ngag3]

I don't think this needs much explanation. Go crazy.

bo diddly
big mclargehuge
giggle stick
skin flute

 

[3ngag3]

Gristle McThornbody
Slam Hardpeck
Bob Johnson
Crud Bonemeal

 

[Osheaga]

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      ... I loled so hard at this.
      
      
      

 

[Kingschoolyou]

Cherry picker
Peter Schlong
Woody peckerton
Private dick
Sir. Longstick

that's all I got

 

[Juno]

I'm not very original. I'd just call mine Thor. =x

 

[Scotty Rage]

Russel the Love Muscle...

 

[Kiurial]

George of the Jungle.

 

[3ngag3]

Dodongo
King Prong
Hookshot
Rod Johnson (the central florida news guy)
THE QUIM WEDGE

 

[As Day Fades]

Vlad the Impaler

 

[Kingschoolyou]

Woody Hairolson
Woodenstein
Cave monster
Thing

 

[Nightingale]

I named my Beaus "Rico Suave" Don't know why... just did.

 

[Amarena]

Long Rod Van Hugendong

Stole that from Family Guy, but it works preeeetty well.

 

[Master Raven]

Eh it might be a bit corny but anyone want to rub my Ego?

 

[3ngag3]

Rubber Johnny
The Bog Of Eternal Stench
Foaming Pork Sword

That little thing that whenever I pull out people laugh like its a bloody Chappelle special.

 

[Mr Master]

The little general
One-eyed trouser-snake
Mr. Happy

 

[3ngag3]

Blue Stinger
Alone in the Dark
Muscle Bomber
Wii Sports
A Boy and His Blob
Uninvited
Irritating Stick
Dangerous Seed
No One Can Stop Mr. Domino!
Princess Maker
Spelunker
Bayonetta
Trauma Center

 

[Darkling_Thrush]

Big Tallywhacker
(From Starkid's musical Me and My Dick)

 

[ShadowNinja4d4]

I typically call mine Paco...Paco really likes to have his taco.

Dongel White Sneezer

Johnny Pleaser

Joe Teaser

The humptacular Hulk

Bob

 

[RetroWitchcraft]

My fuck buddy has gone on to call his "The Truth" because I can't handle it.

 

[ShadowNinja4d4]

My fuck buddy has gone on to call his "The Truth" because I can't handle it.

wow...can't decide if that would make him egotistical or you legitimately in awe of his humping skills.

nickname:

Sir Thrustalot

 

[Ahroun_Deltori]

Sir Lance-a-Twat

 

[Karameida]

Looks over the names and blinks shaking her head

Dear lord....do these really work?..Dodongo made me think of Zelda ocarina of time though....so if I heard that my mind would geek out instead of getting perverted.

"Want to play with Dodongo?" Blinks several times "OMFG YOU PLAY ZELDA?"

Laughs

I think that would be very interesting....I can maybe see the Ego one working though. <_<;

Although I heard one guy call his Penis "Excalibur"

 

[Ahroun_Deltori]

The Kickstand even

 

[Master Raven]

Well I got to thinking a few minutes ago. I've been an admin on various websites for years and though I hold no power here I still wield "The Ban Hammer!"

 

[Atlas Cruz]

The one-eyed serpent of Crotch Mountain.