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psychobilly-night

psychobilly-night

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Jan 31, 2010
It was just another dull night in Arkham, Massachusetts. Birds were still flying, the college kids partying, and more than likely... a psycho or two getting their knives sharpened. But our eyes are turned towards a small but cozy warehouse near the local college. Inside sat Jake Herschell Gordon. Slasher killer extraordinaire, even though he was laying on an old recliner chair watching some perverted anime and playing Super Meat Boy on a laptop he nabbed from a slasher victim. He ran a hand through his salt and pepper spiky hair as he looked towards the TV to see a rather well endowed warrioress fighting a very sexy milf with a great sword.
"Ah Queen's Blade. Your women are so boner material but damn they look dangerous. Now if only those images of tits can help me with this fucking level!" Jake growled munching on a slim jim as he focused on the game for a moment "... c'mon... c'mon... FUCK IT ALL!" HE growled shutting off the laptop "God damn Dr. Fetus..."
He groaned standing up wearing only a pair of boxer shorts and a dirty wife beater with Easy Mac stains on them. As he walked towards the small hand me down fridge, a radio turned on with the following announcement.

"THIS JUST IN. A YOUNG COUPLE WAS FOUND BRUTALLY MURDERED IN THE WOODS NEAR THE ARKHAM VETERINARY HOSPITAL AND EUTHANASIA CLINIC. THEY WERE FOUND TORN TO PIECES. FIND OUT MORE AT ELEVEN."

"Hm... and I wanted to make some Hot Pockets... great... Well business as usual I suppose..." Jake sighed walking over to another side. With a smirk, he took off the wife beater, putting on an IN FLAMES shirt, a long brown over coat with several sharp weapons inside the coat. He put on a pair of finger less gloves and torn jeans.
"Aaaah, lookin' mighty sexy there Mr. Ri- Ooop almost let that one slipped." Jake grinned before grabbing some straps that had a revolver holster and a shot gun holster and put it on his coat. With a smirk he walked out and towards the large RV he used as a mobile base.
"Hmmm... I'll go investigate the scene... maybe pay HER a visit afterwards as well. Heheheheh."
 
A girl, no more than 17 stepped out of the RV wearing nothing but an oversized shirt. "Neee, Jake-kun...Are you going to leave again so soon?" She said with an overtly anime-sounding drawl. Chelsea is by no means a japanese nor an anime fan but she is all about pleasing Jake by any means neccesary even if it means cosplaying for him. Luckily for her, she does have the build and facial structures to look much like the girls in animes (which funnily enough does not look japanese whatsoever)

She slowly walked over to the object of her obsession, hugging his arm and pressing them against her ample breasts. "Jake-kun fucked me so hard last night, my legs are still shaking...Why can't you stay home for one day, let me give you some paizuri" She whispered, sounding like a character out of a hentai game.
She slid her slender fingers down the man's pants, rubbing his huge horsecock lovingly. "See?..This little...ahem..this huge fellow would prefer to stay home for a change" She chuckled, licking and kissing the man's neck. She was too skilled for a 17 year old girl, but obsessions can lead to a girl doing strange things in her freetime, hers was spent studying Japanese porn in all its form, Gravure videos, Hentai animes, Doujin, Eroges, to the point where Chelsea's knowledge of Japanime culture is on par with even the most hardcore otaku (And she doesn't even like anime). Any sane girl would stay away from Jake, find a more normal man but in Chelsea's twisted mind, ever since Jake used her as bait for a Slasher she considers him to be her soulmate, the man she's meant to be with forever.

As the young juvenile girl clings on, another figure stepped out from the RV. An older woman with dark skin and busts that defies both gravity as well as her bra. Lucia is an Assasin, her path sometimes takes her across Jake's but she doesn't mind, the two works incredibly well together and he can fuck her deeper than any of her other fuckbuddies. "I heard the radio from inside" The older woman said calmly, patting a suitcase which he knows contain her favourite sniper rifle, lovingly named 'Jake's cock' for it's range and penetrating power. "Shall we go now? Leave your jailbait. She won't be of any use"
 
"Eh?" Jake looked up seeing his stal- er... number one fan? Sure sometimes she seemed to try too hard with the anime voices, you gotta give her props on being persistent. That and she gave great head. Pussy wasn't that bad either, but hey almost all catholic school girls were soon to be sluts in the making. Well what to do... well normally he was called when the police needed his aid... and... well... might as well...

"Chels, you know I've got a job to do right?" Jake sighed hoping to win this one. But... got damn those tits. And her fingers rubbing his growing erection didn't help his cause either "Ah fuck with it." Just then, Lucia came out of the RV with her suitcase containing 'Jake's Cock'... no it isn't detachable. She actually named her sniper rifle after Jake's manhood. MAN THAT WAS COOL! Well great now he had a choice. Chelsea or Lucia. Well.
"Sorry Chelsea..." Jake sighed getting out of her grasp "You know I made an Oath to eradicate all Slashers... but... if you're still offering that Paizuri... you can give me one on the way there."
 
Lucia threw her hands up, somehow she knew this was gonna happen. Jake is a pro at killing but sex distracts him so easily. "Fine, i'll drive. You have about twenty minutes Jailbait, finish your titjob before then" the assasin muttered as she passed them by, bumping onto Jake on purpose. As the RV gunned it's engine, Jake was led to a passenger chair where his number one fan knelt before him. "Don't worry Jake-kun...I know you, twenty minutes won't be enough but i want to do it anyways" Chelsea cheerfully said, taking his over a foot-long member out with her soft hand. Like a pro, the young girl licked her palm, coating it with saliva before jerking Jake off for maximum lubrication. She giggled, staring at the massive rod like it's the most beautiful thing in the world. "You're sooo huge Jake-kun.." She purred before going in to suck on the base of his shaft, all the while unbuttoning her shirt to reveal her large juicy tits.

The RV was stopping at a red light at one point, and just as the highschool girl dropped her Bra sensually, a schoolbuss stopped right next to them and a few schoolkids who were idly looking out the window caught sight of the amazing scene. "Ne...Jake kun.." Chelsea purred happily as she engulfed the rock hard manhood between her equally impressive tits, grinding it slowly as the schoolkids watched. "Be honest...whose tits do you like best?" She asked, licking the underside of the cockhead with an innocent expression.
 
Jake smiled as he was lead to the passenger seat. "Hey she's really good at getting me off quick." Jake grinned as he ran a hand through his fan's hair. As she got to work on sucking and titty fucking his cock, he groaned softly in pleasure.
"Aaaah you have the best titty fuck." Jake smiled heavenly feeling his cock being squeezed by her juicy tits. With a smirk he moved a hand to gently grope her breasts giving them an extra squeeze against his cock.
"Who has the best tits eh?" Jake asked repeating her question "Hmm... that's a hard one... well yours are very impressive for your age... though... Lucia's defies gravity... and Aoi... well she also gives good tit fucks but then again she doesn't do it often..."
 
She pouted when Jake answered, it clearly wasn't the answer she was looking for. Her tits squeezed harder as if it would help her turn his answer into the one she wanted. "Then i'll grow even more! My tits will be bigger than the two Oba-sans" She exclaimed, causing Lucia to mutter something about a headshot. "You got about ten minutes left" The assasin called from the driver's seat, driving as fast as she can to asure the highschooler's failure in getting Jake off in time.

Hearing her deadline, Chelsea began to give her all, massaging the base of his shaft wildly while her skilled mouth began deepthroating the part of his cock that escapes her tits. She made loud slurping noises combined with muffled moans, a very erotic sound. When she realized that she only had five minutes left the girl decided to bring out the big guns.

"Hai, i'm going to do an Elina from Queen's blade impersonation. Please close your eyes and imagine her giving you a lovely paizuri" She cleared her throat. Chelsea is an incredible voice-mimic and she can practically copy any voice she heard before, which she often uses to fulfill any craving Jake might have for certain animated characters. "Aaah...Aaah..I love Jake's cock so much.." She moaned, copying Elina's voice perfectly.
 
Jake's eyes widened when she began her Elina impersonation. Aaaah that always did the trick. As he already said, she was good at getting him off quickly. His cock began to swell before the slasher hunter groaned loudly filling Chelsea's throat and mouth his with hot cum.
"Phew... you give a damn good tit fuck." Jake smiled heavenly as he saw they were close "Heh, cool! Hopefully the bodies will still be there. Pro tip for you Lucia, you can always tell what kind of Slasher you're dealing with just by looking at the corpses."
 
The young girl purred happily as her favourite taste filled her small mouth, even after she pulled his still hard cock from between her large tits, the girl continued licking and sucking him to clean the shaft. "I'm glad you liked it" She said happily, rubbing her cheek to the cock and smiling victoriously at Lucia who is already walking out of the van. "I'll be waiting in our room" Chelsea added, giving the underside of Jake's cock one last slow lick before walking away.

"Alright Hot-shot" Lucia called out from outside. "So tell me, what kind of slasher ARE we dealing with?" She was donning her shades as always, the case in which the gun 'Jake's cock' is kept in, held firmly in her arms.
 
Jake nodded putting his cock back in his pants before heading out the RV and followed Lucia "Well we'll have to find out..."
After some walking, they made it to the crime spot. Ontop of a car were two teens ripped to pieces.
"Claw marks... bite marks...." Jake continued to inspect the bodies "Ok well it doesn't look like slasher work... more like an animal attack. BUT most animals aren't capable of this and there aren't any bears in this area. So ergo, if it is a slasher... it's a kind that can use familiars... or some shit like that..."
 
"Poor kids were probably just trying to find a nice spot for a blowjob" Lucia said, shaking her head. She was definitely no amateur when it comes to hunting a bounty, but Jake has far more experiences when hunting slashers when compared to her. "Ok, what about shapeshifting Slashers? Back in Cuba i hunted a slasher who turns into a werewolf at full moon, i shot him, cut off his dick, then shot him again" She said matter of factly as if cutting a man's dick is something she does on a regular basis.

"He'll hit again, we just need to figure out where and when. I say he would still be hiding nearby" The dark skinned woman said, taking her shades off and placing them between her oh-so-firm tits. "What's next then big boy?"
 
"Well best bet now is to get some info on the place. This is where the euthanasia clinic buries the bodies of the dead animals. We should head over to the clinic and get some info. Find out if they have any enemies." Jake said with a sigh "Wait... you cut off his dick?! Don't go into detail please..."
With a sigh they finally made it to the clinic.

"Sorry guys. The clinic is closed." A man working at the counter said "Police have been everywhere since the murder."

"Exactly why we're here..." Jake looked at the man's name tag "Ted. You see we're sort of... investigators. We'd like to ask you a few questions."

"Okay I'll... do my best."
"Now is there anybody whose been antagonizing the clinic?"
"Well just the usual PETA members but they wouldn't kill those kids." Ted sighed "Oh! But I did see something odd."
"Go on?" Jake said pulling out his note pad.
"Well earlier today before the murder. I had to bury a St. Bernard. Poor thing. But when I got to the grave site, some of the graves have been dug up and the corpses missing."
"Hmmm... interesting." Jake said jotting down the notes.
 
While Jake was busy interogating a man, Lucia was looking around to find any possible leads. Her experience has taught her that it's never a waste of time to look for clues even in places where you don't expect any. Unlike Chelsea, Lucia is a fully mature woman who understands her sensuality fully and when she wants to, she simply oozes sex with every movements she make. Lucia would bend over to look at pictures, lean forward on the counter and give the man a nice look at her cleavage.

"Say, who is that other man on the picture?" She said, motioning to a photograph of another man standing next to Ted and a dog. Her observations told her that this Clinic is run by only one man for awhile and that there doesn't seem to be anyone else working here which makes the picture odd.
 
"Hm? Oh that's Bobby Thorndyke. HE was a reta- Er... special guy. REAL Nice guy though. Heart of gold." Ted explained immediately after seeing her tits. He blushed softly trying to ignore the large gravity defying titties.
"So where is Bobby?"
"Well... I don't know..." Ted quickly said.
"Hmmm..." Jake sighed as he looked towards Lucia as if to tell her to dig in some more.
 
The mercenary grinned, Sex has always been her weapon and favourite pastime. In bussiness, life or even war, men are always easy to persuade into thinking with their cocks instead of their heads. "Why don't you wait outside Jake?" She said, sitting up on the counter, toying with Ted's tie. "You know...Ted" She started with a purring voice that seems to beg his cock to rise up. "I am a woman who rewards those who helps me with my work" She said, tracing a finger from his chest down to his waist. "So why don't you tell me more about this..Bobby.." She whispered close to his ear, lifting her leg so she can drop on the other side of the counter.

The girl pushed the man gently towards the wall, pressing her tits against his body as she slowly slides down to her knee, unzipping his pants with her teeth. "I'll make it worth your while...your cock...my mouth...what do you say, big boy?" She asked, winking seductively.
 
Jake smirked giving a thumbs up as Ted was pushed against he wall.

"Um... Umm... Well h-h-he was killed..." Ted continued as she unzipped his pants. He gulped saying "I had a couple other guys who worked here. They were always mean to Bobby... and they tried to prank him but wound up killing him in the euthanasia chamber."
 
Ted's underwear too was pulled down by Lucia's teeth, right before she started suckling on his balls while jerking off the man's shaft. It disgusted her how small he is but she realized she needed the information so she decided to play along, gasping and staring at his cock as if it was the biggest thing she ever saw. "My..You're quite thick" She purred, licking the cockhead once. "Go on...Tell me more...Where did you guys burry this Bobby?"

Slowly she took his cock in her mouth, suckling it loudly as she waited for his answer.
 
Ted moaned softly feeling her lick and then suck his cock. "Oh yeah, k-keep going babe!"

"Answer the lady and she ay let ya fuck her." Jake sighed waiting for this to be over.

"er... r-right... w-we didn't want any trouble with the police so... we buried him where we bury the animals." Ted said wanting Lucia to continue.
 
She paused for a moment, then pulled out, standing up and walking away immediately. "Well, we got what we needed. Should we go now, or do we take down this small cocked bastard first?" She asked Jake as if Ted wasn't even in the room. "Psh..A man with a six inch cock is worthless...we should just put a bullet in his head" Lucia continued.
 
"Lucia what have I said about making death threats to innocent people." Jake groaned setting a couple dollars on the counter "Don't worry man. I kinda spoiled her on dick sizes. Just get some herbal enhancements they work like a charm. Thank you for the info and don't worry we won't tell the cops."

"Th-thank you." Ted sighed feeling empty handed but took the money.

Jake sighed leading Lucia outside "Right so it's already getting light out. We should wait until it's dark out before we take down our slasher."
 
"Well..It's 1 pm, and i know just the way to spend 5 hours.." The girl chuckled, suddenly kissing the Slasher-hunter hungrily, grinding her body up against his. Lucia got in the mood earlier but Ted's lacking size proved dissapointing, Jake however, is the best fuck she ever had and while she normally fucks him as a celebration of them succesfully killing a slasher, this time she decided it's ok for a pre-kill fuck, to sate her unfulfilled hunger from her earlier encounter.

"Why don't you fuck me in the woods you loser, prove to me you're a real man" She teased, kissing his neck and making sure to leave marks. "I bet you're dying for a real woman after that prepubescent slut"
 
"Heh, man you are harsh on Chels. But I will take you up on the offer." Jake grinned leading her to a nice dense part of the woods and whipped out his hard cock.
"So... wanna see if I can get all your holes filled with cum again?"
 
She seductively got on her knee and serviced the Slasher, sucking his cock with more feral hunger than Chelsea has ever shown. If Chelsea is of the Hentai-Anime school of having sex, then Lucia is straight up hardcore porn. The dark skinned lady looked up to keep eye contact even as she deepthroated Jake, purring to let the vibration pleasure his long cock. At times she would pull out to breathe, jerking off the base of his cock roughly to fill the void. "Now THIS is a cock...Any man with less than a foot long cock is worthless and doesn't deserve a pussy.." She said with a serious look, Size matters so much to her but then again, after Jake fucks a woman, they tend to have a different outlook about cock size.

After awhile, Lucia decided that selfish time is over. She got back up and began to strip, dropping her clothes on a pile next to them before propping herself up to a tree and pushing her fine fine ass out towards Jake. "Go ahead tiger...Show me what a real man can do"
 
"Well if you were a man you'd understand." Jake chuckled as she began to suck and jerk off his cock. With a smirk he leaned against the tree allowing her to do what she wanted. He was a bit concerned when girls he's fucked went on saying that no man should ever be unable to fuck if their dick was well... more like a stick... Even worse was when sometimes Lucia or even Chelsea were violent towards other men. Great...
 
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