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TheyDontKnowIBurn
Supernova
- Joined
- May 10, 2009
- Location
- The Asscrack of nowhere, WA
Here's the thing. This is the first day off from work I've had in a week. I'm tired. I just want to play and relax.
But I have some guidelines for what I'll do:
1. If you come to me to use one of my ideas, don't bastardize it. And don't say you're down for it, then totally ignore the idea when it comes down to play. I spend hours on these stories, settings, and races. I'm a world builder, and I don't like when people fuck my shit up.
2. If you play as a guy, play as a guy. I don't want some dude with a vagina in the midst of a yaoi or het roleplay. Can't stress this enough. If you want to play some sniveling man-bitch with a vag, then hit me up for some yuri. I'll let you have that then. =) Otherwise, leave your fembois at the door.
3. I do not really care for cyber-overload. I want plot. If the primary goal of your rping with me is to textually sex it up, gtfo. Not interested. If it has a purpose in the plot (like with a pregnancy plot) then fuck yeah, but otherwise, I don't want to do it. It's boring. Kay?
4. Don't godmod or powerplay me. I will fuck your shit up, kill your character in some horribly descriptive way (just to give you a taste of how it feels) and then abruptly end the roleplay. Why? Because that shit seriously pisses me off. If you wanna play with yourself, there's a box of tissues and a playboy in the corner. Leave me out of it.
5. Don't come in here with your high and mighty britches on. I don't give a shit if you can post fifty paragraphs. Really I don't. Wanna do that? Great. Be quick about it. I have no qualms about saying that I don't type out super long responses. Why? I have a life and my play times are limited. I can't imagine the story moving very far when there's only a total of 4 to 6 posts in any given day. Wanna see what I can do with a few sentences? Here.
EX: "Ellameera's cerulean eyes scanned a vivid horizon in search of oasis. The heat of the desert baked her like greenware in a kiln. Her body was dying in this heat, and in time she'd be no better than the bleached bones of the animals picked clean by the foul vultures that dotted the skies. This was not a proper way for a princess to die. Not dying at all would have been preferable. But not this way at all."
See that? I don't need three paragraphs to say that Ellameera is fucked 6 ways to sunday. I like to leave it open for my partner to throw a ringer.
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So there you have it. Five rules. Don't fuck my stories up, don't be a sniveling bitch, don't turn this into some porno, don't god mod or powerplay, and don't come in here with a holier than thou, elitist "I'm better than you because I write novels" type attitude. If you maintain those rules, things will be wonderful.
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I. Rules n' shit.
II. Series based stuff.
III. Original ideas.
IV. Ons and Offs
V. Contact info.
But I have some guidelines for what I'll do:
1. If you come to me to use one of my ideas, don't bastardize it. And don't say you're down for it, then totally ignore the idea when it comes down to play. I spend hours on these stories, settings, and races. I'm a world builder, and I don't like when people fuck my shit up.
2. If you play as a guy, play as a guy. I don't want some dude with a vagina in the midst of a yaoi or het roleplay. Can't stress this enough. If you want to play some sniveling man-bitch with a vag, then hit me up for some yuri. I'll let you have that then. =) Otherwise, leave your fembois at the door.
3. I do not really care for cyber-overload. I want plot. If the primary goal of your rping with me is to textually sex it up, gtfo. Not interested. If it has a purpose in the plot (like with a pregnancy plot) then fuck yeah, but otherwise, I don't want to do it. It's boring. Kay?
4. Don't godmod or powerplay me. I will fuck your shit up, kill your character in some horribly descriptive way (just to give you a taste of how it feels) and then abruptly end the roleplay. Why? Because that shit seriously pisses me off. If you wanna play with yourself, there's a box of tissues and a playboy in the corner. Leave me out of it.
5. Don't come in here with your high and mighty britches on. I don't give a shit if you can post fifty paragraphs. Really I don't. Wanna do that? Great. Be quick about it. I have no qualms about saying that I don't type out super long responses. Why? I have a life and my play times are limited. I can't imagine the story moving very far when there's only a total of 4 to 6 posts in any given day. Wanna see what I can do with a few sentences? Here.
EX: "Ellameera's cerulean eyes scanned a vivid horizon in search of oasis. The heat of the desert baked her like greenware in a kiln. Her body was dying in this heat, and in time she'd be no better than the bleached bones of the animals picked clean by the foul vultures that dotted the skies. This was not a proper way for a princess to die. Not dying at all would have been preferable. But not this way at all."
See that? I don't need three paragraphs to say that Ellameera is fucked 6 ways to sunday. I like to leave it open for my partner to throw a ringer.
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So there you have it. Five rules. Don't fuck my stories up, don't be a sniveling bitch, don't turn this into some porno, don't god mod or powerplay, and don't come in here with a holier than thou, elitist "I'm better than you because I write novels" type attitude. If you maintain those rules, things will be wonderful.
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I. Rules n' shit.
II. Series based stuff.
III. Original ideas.
IV. Ons and Offs
V. Contact info.