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ImagelessButterfly
Planetoid
- Joined
- Feb 27, 2011
Everything seemed a lot more tolerable a fifth of vodka later. Except...The fact that the apartment was huge, and she had no one to throw things at. Ahhh, the good days, when she had people to throw things at. How she missed it.
Erin McKenna, was not a nice person to say the least. She couldn't remember if she was always like that, or if it was a result of the vampirism.
She was beautiful though...In ways that human women couldn't compete.
She had short spiky red hair, and pale creamy skin. It wasn't too pale, mid you. But enough to show that she hardly ever got outdoor. Her breasts were of about medium size, around a C, and her eyes were an awkward shade of blue, that looked purple in the right light. Perhaps the oddest thing about her was the thin, toned body structure, and the slight purple scaring visible on her neck and arms. Then again...one drunk woman compared to another drunk woman was still a drunk woman.
"Whooo...Internet!" She giggled, half tripping, half running to her lap top, which to the naked eye she pretty much just appeared on her bed. If there was one thing that the vampire loved more than robbing the red cross, it was the internet. Having lived through various forms of shitty entertainment, nothing beat lolcats and youtube and the weird kinky porn. In fact she loved watching the porn, merely to pick out the few stars that were actually vampires. It was a game of sorts. Like pin the tail on the donkey, but she called it "pin the blood sucker on the cock". It was very fun...
She sighed. Was it worth the trouble of browsing porn though if she had no one to show it to? Most of her friends were either dead, not on speaking terms with her, or otherwise incapacitated or throwing a bitch fit. All two of them. She bit her lip. Maybe it was time for another ad.
She got on to craigslist, and stared at the empty text box for a while before thinking for something to write.
"Female seeking roommate. Rent pretty much paid, don't be a porn star, or a psychotic killer. Must have large penis and willing to put up with a female who does not hide her toys. Sex is optional, as long as there is no relationship that goes with it, and you have a will ready. Must like spaghetti, and not mid the smell of blood on ice cream and robbing health institutions." She stared at it for a while before nodding her head. It would work. She typed her address in, completely missing the phone number part, and hit enter, then went to go get more booze, curling up on her bed, not worried about the fact that morning was coming and with it was probably the hangover from hell.
Erin McKenna, was not a nice person to say the least. She couldn't remember if she was always like that, or if it was a result of the vampirism.
She was beautiful though...In ways that human women couldn't compete.
She had short spiky red hair, and pale creamy skin. It wasn't too pale, mid you. But enough to show that she hardly ever got outdoor. Her breasts were of about medium size, around a C, and her eyes were an awkward shade of blue, that looked purple in the right light. Perhaps the oddest thing about her was the thin, toned body structure, and the slight purple scaring visible on her neck and arms. Then again...one drunk woman compared to another drunk woman was still a drunk woman.
"Whooo...Internet!" She giggled, half tripping, half running to her lap top, which to the naked eye she pretty much just appeared on her bed. If there was one thing that the vampire loved more than robbing the red cross, it was the internet. Having lived through various forms of shitty entertainment, nothing beat lolcats and youtube and the weird kinky porn. In fact she loved watching the porn, merely to pick out the few stars that were actually vampires. It was a game of sorts. Like pin the tail on the donkey, but she called it "pin the blood sucker on the cock". It was very fun...
She sighed. Was it worth the trouble of browsing porn though if she had no one to show it to? Most of her friends were either dead, not on speaking terms with her, or otherwise incapacitated or throwing a bitch fit. All two of them. She bit her lip. Maybe it was time for another ad.
She got on to craigslist, and stared at the empty text box for a while before thinking for something to write.
"Female seeking roommate. Rent pretty much paid, don't be a porn star, or a psychotic killer. Must have large penis and willing to put up with a female who does not hide her toys. Sex is optional, as long as there is no relationship that goes with it, and you have a will ready. Must like spaghetti, and not mid the smell of blood on ice cream and robbing health institutions." She stared at it for a while before nodding her head. It would work. She typed her address in, completely missing the phone number part, and hit enter, then went to go get more booze, curling up on her bed, not worried about the fact that morning was coming and with it was probably the hangover from hell.
