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WHY I AM NOW DIVORCED...

Rapedoll

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Feb 15, 2011
WHY I AM NOW DIVORCED...

Last week was my birthday and I didn't
feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
he barely said good morning,
let alone
' Happy Birthday.'

I thought....

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.

My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word..
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office,
my handsome Boss Rick, said,
'Good Morning, lady,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Rick knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me..'
I said, 'Thanks, Rick,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Rick said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do We?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind?'
He said,
'Let's drop by my place,
it's just around the corner.'

After arriving at his house,
Rick turned to me and said,
If you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
he came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my husband
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.

And I just sat there....

On the couch....

Naked.



Lesson: "NEVER JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS IN ANY SITUATION - NEITHER PERSONAL, SPIRITIAL NOR PROFESSIONAL"
 
shyone said:
I don't get it :S.... the topic title and what was said now have me all confused, and a little deppressed... :(

It's a story joke, son.

The woman narrator was feeling unloved because everybody forgot her birthday, and she thought her boss was coming on to her. But everyone was really pretending so they could give her the surprise party, but by the time it was sprung, she'd already jumped the gun on her boss's implied proposal for adultery.

And THAT'S why she's now divorced.

Get it now?

I hope so, because I've just killed the joke for everyone else.
 
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