So, nothing ventured, nothing gained: here's a list of scenarios that I'm willing to put forward for pretendy-fun-games with sex. Mostly looking for m/f, but could play a female character for any of these for f/f. Would mostly want to scene via threads, but can be persuaded! Check my rabbit hole, linked in my signature, for kinks and limits; feel free to ask about anything you're curious about via PM or post!
Mage/apprentice
Father/daughter
Teacher/student
Student/teacher (see, it goes either way!)
Summoner or priest or heretic or demon/angel
Knight bodyguard/princess
Invading warlord/princess
Extremely lucky man/pair of twin sisters
Handler/assassin
Warlord/lieutenant
That should be enough for now.
The Future Is (Chauvinistically) X-Rated: not everyone's high-school sex fantasies are demographically supported
It's the future! Naturally. And, since it's the future, it's slightly post-apocalyptic. Due to biological warfare, the birthing rate of males has fallen from "slightly less than 1 in 2" to "slightly less than 1 in 10,000". Due to the fact that the existing males were in charge of everything, various laws called variants on the "Human Species Preservation Act" were passed to give males born after a certain date much more sweeping rights, even overriding many rights of females - in the end, what a boy says goes, and what a girl says is listened to and then ignored. Most girls don't get too much on the bad end of this stick, because hey, one in ten thousand, chances are pretty excellent they won't meet anyone who can override their rights. But most organisations gain much more prestige and government support for including a male, so it's important to suck up to them. (Literally, at times.)
A boy is transferring schools, planning to attend this one, and is auditing it for a week or so. You'd play a teacher, a student, or perhaps multiple teachers and students, all of whom have been told in no uncertain terms that they're to do whatever the newcomer wants in order to lure him to the school. The boy - being a boy - readily intends to take full advantage.
Set in a mostly-realistic near-future alternate world.
No One Likes Escort Missions: you only do them for the quest rewards
The citizenry of Kallein did their best to fight off the shadowspawn, they really did. And with a 'not one step back'-styled defence, they managed to hold off the invading army for weeks, and made it 'bleed' (though shadowspawn don't bleed) for every inch of ground it took. But now there's no question of it; Kallein has fallen, and the best parts of it have to be preserved. One of the best parts is the young sorceress who led the temple in healing and resuscitation of the citizenry; losing her would be a massive hit to resources and morale, so she has to be taken the six-day journey to the fortress city of Sugin Tor, and only the commander of the city's Temple Knights can be trusted to be her bodyguard.
The problem is that the sorceress has never known a man's touch and is stunningly beautiful, whereas the Knight Commander is used to knowing a woman's touch and is ruggedly handsome. And there's only one tent. And it's a small tent. And the nights are getting colder. And, in short, just what state is the sorceress going to be in when she reaches Sugin Tor?
Set in a high-fantasy late medieval alternate world.
Two Apprentices: it's a thankless job, but somebody's got to do it
The Old Master is - well, old. And infirm. And he likes his solitude, which is why he lives at the top of a tower, many miles from civilisation, and takes very few apprentices. Right now he's got one male and one female, both of whom he works like dogs, to provide him with the things he needs and would be able to get if he lived in a city. It leads to stupid, dangerous missions that two youngsters have to go on, but it's also their best way to learn magic. It also leads to two young people of opposite genders being each other's only contact; pretty clear where THAT'S going.
Out To Get Some Exorcise: stop crying, puns don't hurt that badly
This plot is based on a Feng Shui character of mine, so given the wild and crazy exploits of said RPG, it's going to be a bit fast and loose with the actual nature of organisations, religions, weaponry, mysticality, and physics. Think wire-fu action movie and you're halfway there.
He is an Irish Catholic exorcist, of a secret branch of the Church, sent out to battle the forces of darkness with gun and crucifix and ancient magical ritual - see, I told you it'd play fast and loose with stuff. Disgusted by the recent disgraces of the Church, he's headed off halfway around the world to clear his head. She is the shrine maiden of a local Shinto shrine, tasked by generations of her forefathers to protect the local area, eager to prove herself to the world and to her own doubts. Together, they fight crime! Or, rather, discover that they're both hunting the same monster somewhere in Tokyo Prefecture, and team up despite their unfamiliarity with one another's nature, culture, and powers.
Presumably, sooner or later, they have sex.
Very possibly this one could continue after the monster's been taken down, with the two working as a buddy-cop styled exorcist duo.
Set in a mid-fantasy modern alternate world.
The Gift: but you break it you bought it
Donovan Darnell was only sixteen years old when he mastered the lost arts of the killing needle, a powerful pressure-point focused assassination technique, and he was twenty years old when he trained his only student. She was adept, intelligent, quick to learn, and willing - both in training and, ahem, in bed. And various other places. And all kinds of positions. But she left soon afterwards to make her career, and Donovan couldn't bring himself to move on to train another student.
Anywhere between fourteen and twenty years later, Donovan's beloved student is back, with a daughter! She explains that with global tension on the rise, what the world really needs now is a few more people who can murder important people and leave no trace nor successor; she's had a vision or has a strong feeling or something that a few more assassins will be needed in the near future. Even besides politics and strange visions, it would be a shame to let any art pass from the world, and Donovan's student doesn't think she's really the teaching type. She wants her daughter to get just the sort of education she did.
But why is she winking when she says "just the sort of education"? She surely doesn't mean...
Set anywhere from mild-fantasy modern to full-fantasy far-future/past/alternate world; will likely contain at least implied incest, and definite incest if you choose to also play the mother, or rope in another player to play the mother. In either case I will love you forever and send you sweets.
Wicked Patron: you have chosen... poorly
There's a girl in the village who has been kept specifically, ritually pure. Until her twentieth birthday, she must 'never know a man's touch'. And on her twentieth, she is to be given to a pre-chosen man for one night, who will seed her repeatedly, to impregnate her and continue her blessed line. She will then serve for the rest of her life as a cloistered priestess, kept away from the outside world.
One problem. The chauvinists who specified that she would never know a man's touch figured this would keep her from forming attachments. They didn't think of her knowing a woman's touch, and quite frequently at that. The girl and her female lover are, by now, fully emotionally entangled (and, yes, often physically entangled), and have come up with their best possible plan to get away. If they find a stranger at the local inn, and he has a one-night-stand with the girl, then she's "ritually impure", the ritual fails, she gets banished and instead of spending the rest of her life in a small cell she has to see the world with her lover, such a shame.
The trouble is that, from sight, "an amoral sellsword who won't ask questions and who'll be gone tomorrow" looks much the same as "an amoral sellsword who won't ask questions, who'll be gone tomorrow, and who can charm/hypnotise those he sleeps with using sex magic".
So now that the girl's been entranced to follow the sellsword - and every sexual encounter makes the trance deeper - her brave lover is travelling with them. On the one hand, the girl's a hostage, and threats to her well-being and mental freedom are being used to coerce the lover into various unfortunate acts. On the other hand, every chance she gets, she studies and struggles to find a way to free her girl from the sellsword's control. It's a battle of wills fought over weeks and months of travel, and it's anyone's guess who's going to end up on top.
Not that kind of on top.
Full-fantasy setting for one player playing both girls or two players playing one each; I'd be a GM style and play pretty much all the NPCs as well.
Death in the Crystal Palace: god save us everyone, will we burn inside the fire of a thousand suns?
An experimental group fantasy roleplay idea!
In the entire world, there are only two known Omega class rituals - one is very, very good, one is very, very bad, and if they're both cast, the planet's days are very suddenly numbered. The first ritual summons the Crystal Palace at the North Pole, which creates massive amounts of energy, empowers all magic, extends everyone's lifespan, makes plants grow more easily, and all kinds of other wonderful things. The one itsy-bitsy side effect is that if any of the glowing pylons within the Crystal Palace is destroyed, the resulting chain reaction will shake the world apart.
The second ritual calls large insectoid creatures of darkness from the core of the earth to attack the Crystal Palace, seeking specifically to attack and destroy one of the glowing pylons.
So when the Crystal Palace rose from the ice a year ago, people were very, very worried. Last month, when the shadow insects started appearing, people's fears were realised. Some people have gone to the Crystal Palace to join the army of heroes standing to defend the structure against the shadowcreatures. Some people have sworn to go out and find the monster who cast the world-ending rituals. Some people, damaged and broken for whatever reason, have joined the omnicidal mage, and are working to bring down the Crystal Palace and existence itself. Some people are desperately searching for a way to reverse either or both rituals. Some people are just trying to hold themselves and those they're responsible for together in this horrible time. And some people have killed themselves, but they're probably not player characters.
Who are you, in this dying world? What will you do, when you can see the end coming faster by the second?
Set in a high-fantasy late medieval alternate world.
Revolutionary Girl Utena - Saionji is smirking for a reason, there.
Super Mario Brothers - seriously, I have played Bowser before and I will do it again, damn it.
Disgaea - "If you want to show your gratitude, you can repay me with your body!"
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Generic Pairings
Pairings that I don't have a specific idea for but generally like. My role would be in purple, because purple is cool. It would also mostly be before the slash, 'cause that tends to be how I, dare I say, roll.
Mage/apprentice
Father/daughter
Teacher/student
Student/teacher (see, it goes either way!)
Summoner or priest or heretic or demon/angel
Knight bodyguard/princess
Invading warlord/princess
Extremely lucky man/pair of twin sisters
Handler/assassin
Warlord/lieutenant
That should be enough for now.
Specific Scenarios
Ideas with a little more meat to them.
The Future Is (Chauvinistically) X-Rated: not everyone's high-school sex fantasies are demographically supported
It's the future! Naturally. And, since it's the future, it's slightly post-apocalyptic. Due to biological warfare, the birthing rate of males has fallen from "slightly less than 1 in 2" to "slightly less than 1 in 10,000". Due to the fact that the existing males were in charge of everything, various laws called variants on the "Human Species Preservation Act" were passed to give males born after a certain date much more sweeping rights, even overriding many rights of females - in the end, what a boy says goes, and what a girl says is listened to and then ignored. Most girls don't get too much on the bad end of this stick, because hey, one in ten thousand, chances are pretty excellent they won't meet anyone who can override their rights. But most organisations gain much more prestige and government support for including a male, so it's important to suck up to them. (Literally, at times.)
A boy is transferring schools, planning to attend this one, and is auditing it for a week or so. You'd play a teacher, a student, or perhaps multiple teachers and students, all of whom have been told in no uncertain terms that they're to do whatever the newcomer wants in order to lure him to the school. The boy - being a boy - readily intends to take full advantage.
Set in a mostly-realistic near-future alternate world.
No One Likes Escort Missions: you only do them for the quest rewards
The citizenry of Kallein did their best to fight off the shadowspawn, they really did. And with a 'not one step back'-styled defence, they managed to hold off the invading army for weeks, and made it 'bleed' (though shadowspawn don't bleed) for every inch of ground it took. But now there's no question of it; Kallein has fallen, and the best parts of it have to be preserved. One of the best parts is the young sorceress who led the temple in healing and resuscitation of the citizenry; losing her would be a massive hit to resources and morale, so she has to be taken the six-day journey to the fortress city of Sugin Tor, and only the commander of the city's Temple Knights can be trusted to be her bodyguard.
The problem is that the sorceress has never known a man's touch and is stunningly beautiful, whereas the Knight Commander is used to knowing a woman's touch and is ruggedly handsome. And there's only one tent. And it's a small tent. And the nights are getting colder. And, in short, just what state is the sorceress going to be in when she reaches Sugin Tor?
Set in a high-fantasy late medieval alternate world.
Two Apprentices: it's a thankless job, but somebody's got to do it
The Old Master is - well, old. And infirm. And he likes his solitude, which is why he lives at the top of a tower, many miles from civilisation, and takes very few apprentices. Right now he's got one male and one female, both of whom he works like dogs, to provide him with the things he needs and would be able to get if he lived in a city. It leads to stupid, dangerous missions that two youngsters have to go on, but it's also their best way to learn magic. It also leads to two young people of opposite genders being each other's only contact; pretty clear where THAT'S going.
Out To Get Some Exorcise: stop crying, puns don't hurt that badly
This plot is based on a Feng Shui character of mine, so given the wild and crazy exploits of said RPG, it's going to be a bit fast and loose with the actual nature of organisations, religions, weaponry, mysticality, and physics. Think wire-fu action movie and you're halfway there.
He is an Irish Catholic exorcist, of a secret branch of the Church, sent out to battle the forces of darkness with gun and crucifix and ancient magical ritual - see, I told you it'd play fast and loose with stuff. Disgusted by the recent disgraces of the Church, he's headed off halfway around the world to clear his head. She is the shrine maiden of a local Shinto shrine, tasked by generations of her forefathers to protect the local area, eager to prove herself to the world and to her own doubts. Together, they fight crime! Or, rather, discover that they're both hunting the same monster somewhere in Tokyo Prefecture, and team up despite their unfamiliarity with one another's nature, culture, and powers.
Presumably, sooner or later, they have sex.
Very possibly this one could continue after the monster's been taken down, with the two working as a buddy-cop styled exorcist duo.
Set in a mid-fantasy modern alternate world.
The Gift: but you break it you bought it
Donovan Darnell was only sixteen years old when he mastered the lost arts of the killing needle, a powerful pressure-point focused assassination technique, and he was twenty years old when he trained his only student. She was adept, intelligent, quick to learn, and willing - both in training and, ahem, in bed. And various other places. And all kinds of positions. But she left soon afterwards to make her career, and Donovan couldn't bring himself to move on to train another student.
Anywhere between fourteen and twenty years later, Donovan's beloved student is back, with a daughter! She explains that with global tension on the rise, what the world really needs now is a few more people who can murder important people and leave no trace nor successor; she's had a vision or has a strong feeling or something that a few more assassins will be needed in the near future. Even besides politics and strange visions, it would be a shame to let any art pass from the world, and Donovan's student doesn't think she's really the teaching type. She wants her daughter to get just the sort of education she did.
But why is she winking when she says "just the sort of education"? She surely doesn't mean...
Set anywhere from mild-fantasy modern to full-fantasy far-future/past/alternate world; will likely contain at least implied incest, and definite incest if you choose to also play the mother, or rope in another player to play the mother. In either case I will love you forever and send you sweets.
Wicked Patron: you have chosen... poorly
There's a girl in the village who has been kept specifically, ritually pure. Until her twentieth birthday, she must 'never know a man's touch'. And on her twentieth, she is to be given to a pre-chosen man for one night, who will seed her repeatedly, to impregnate her and continue her blessed line. She will then serve for the rest of her life as a cloistered priestess, kept away from the outside world.
One problem. The chauvinists who specified that she would never know a man's touch figured this would keep her from forming attachments. They didn't think of her knowing a woman's touch, and quite frequently at that. The girl and her female lover are, by now, fully emotionally entangled (and, yes, often physically entangled), and have come up with their best possible plan to get away. If they find a stranger at the local inn, and he has a one-night-stand with the girl, then she's "ritually impure", the ritual fails, she gets banished and instead of spending the rest of her life in a small cell she has to see the world with her lover, such a shame.
The trouble is that, from sight, "an amoral sellsword who won't ask questions and who'll be gone tomorrow" looks much the same as "an amoral sellsword who won't ask questions, who'll be gone tomorrow, and who can charm/hypnotise those he sleeps with using sex magic".
So now that the girl's been entranced to follow the sellsword - and every sexual encounter makes the trance deeper - her brave lover is travelling with them. On the one hand, the girl's a hostage, and threats to her well-being and mental freedom are being used to coerce the lover into various unfortunate acts. On the other hand, every chance she gets, she studies and struggles to find a way to free her girl from the sellsword's control. It's a battle of wills fought over weeks and months of travel, and it's anyone's guess who's going to end up on top.
Not that kind of on top.
Full-fantasy setting for one player playing both girls or two players playing one each; I'd be a GM style and play pretty much all the NPCs as well.
Death in the Crystal Palace: god save us everyone, will we burn inside the fire of a thousand suns?
An experimental group fantasy roleplay idea!
In the entire world, there are only two known Omega class rituals - one is very, very good, one is very, very bad, and if they're both cast, the planet's days are very suddenly numbered. The first ritual summons the Crystal Palace at the North Pole, which creates massive amounts of energy, empowers all magic, extends everyone's lifespan, makes plants grow more easily, and all kinds of other wonderful things. The one itsy-bitsy side effect is that if any of the glowing pylons within the Crystal Palace is destroyed, the resulting chain reaction will shake the world apart.
The second ritual calls large insectoid creatures of darkness from the core of the earth to attack the Crystal Palace, seeking specifically to attack and destroy one of the glowing pylons.
So when the Crystal Palace rose from the ice a year ago, people were very, very worried. Last month, when the shadow insects started appearing, people's fears were realised. Some people have gone to the Crystal Palace to join the army of heroes standing to defend the structure against the shadowcreatures. Some people have sworn to go out and find the monster who cast the world-ending rituals. Some people, damaged and broken for whatever reason, have joined the omnicidal mage, and are working to bring down the Crystal Palace and existence itself. Some people are desperately searching for a way to reverse either or both rituals. Some people are just trying to hold themselves and those they're responsible for together in this horrible time. And some people have killed themselves, but they're probably not player characters.
Who are you, in this dying world? What will you do, when you can see the end coming faster by the second?
Set in a high-fantasy late medieval alternate world.
Possible Fandoms
I don't normally play out of original roleplay, but that's not to say I won't! Here are a few possibilities, if you're interested.
Please note that in most - most - of these, I'm not only able to play OC/OC as well as canon/canon, but would prefer it. Canon/OC always futzes up my brain, though, so I'd have difficulty. Ask if you're interested.
Please note that in most - most - of these, I'm not only able to play OC/OC as well as canon/canon, but would prefer it. Canon/OC always futzes up my brain, though, so I'd have difficulty. Ask if you're interested.
Revolutionary Girl Utena - Saionji is smirking for a reason, there.
Super Mario Brothers - seriously, I have played Bowser before and I will do it again, damn it.
Disgaea - "If you want to show your gratitude, you can repay me with your body!"
THIS SECTION IS UNDERGOING REPAIR