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psychobilly-night

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Jan 31, 2010
Welcome to... Yog Sothoth. The gateway between all worlds. A strange and bizzare world. Sure it looks pretty much like Earth, you got your deserts, your seas, your jungles, or massive floating steampunkish castles, some futuristic cities, some zombie filled towns, some town filled with Rape Shoggoths, some normal places, some dark ages castle, you know. Normal stuff. But our story starts in the small town of Innsmouth. Home of the Fish people. Yes. Wait... fish people?! Now that's just weird. But it is a favorite watering hole for the Self Proclaimed, Enforcer of Yog Sothoth. Jake Herschell (Psst, it's a pen name). Often known for riding on his harley, smashing things with his Gibson Flying V guitar and his penchant for wearing Lucha Libre masks during fights.

Outside the local market, Jake stood smoking a Giger brand cig. It had been a rather odd time for him lately. During a mission in the town of Rape Shoggoths, a girl from Earth landed... and well... you know those Shoggoths, they'll take anything. Needless to say, Jake saved her and she became a trainee in the Enforcer biz. His red eyes scanned the streets waiting to see either his pupil or his informant. He ran a hand through his spiky black hair as a bright sparkle appeared infront of him, and soon appeared a young girl with spiky purple hair, goggles, fangs and bug like clothing. Mi-go. Jake's informant and in charge of giving him missions.
"Ah Mi-go. How's it goi-"
"Can it Boy!" She smirked elbowing Jake in the stomach playfully "I got real juicy stuff for ya! Get this! The Protein queen has some new kind of protein formula she cooked up! Apparantly even the Muscle Brothers love it and Alice Capone's Wonderland gang is thinking about raiding the place to steal her protein."
"Ya know I've been wondering... where does she make it?" Jake asked dusting off his jeans and stretched a bit "Alright we'll take the case!"
"We'll? Whose We'll?"
"Me and my pupil! Met her in Dunwich!" Jake smirked putting out the cig and grabbed another from the front pocket of his blue hawaiin shirt.
"Dunwich? The place with the-"
"Yup. She's still draining a lot of it. I told her to finish up at the motel and come meet me here." Jake said with a sigh.
"Okie Dokie! See ya later then!" and with that Mi-Go disappeared.
 
Kira never had managed to figure out just how her life had turned out like this. A few months ago her life had been perfectly normal. She'd gone to school with her friends, read books, gone out to movies.....then one day...everything just changed. She had been out in town....heading to see her friends like she had countless times before....but then there had been some kind of explosion or something....next thing she knew, Kira had found herself somewhere totally different. She had been in some kind of ruined town, no longer surrounded by people but surrounded by....things. They had tried to hurt her.....tried to do....unspeakable things to her. Fortunately for her however, just before they had been able to someone had rescued her, with a guitar of all things.

And since that day she had been more or less stuck with him. There had been absolutely no way for her to get back home, and in a place like this there was no way she would've been able to take care of herself, so she'd had to stick with Jake. He had been teaching her to fight and defend not only herself, but others too. He was making her into an enforcer like him, though she certainly couldn't see herself swimming a musical instrument around.

"Hey, Jake" She waved as she approached from the motel, having just seen Mi-Go disappearing. "Hm? Who was that? You got any other students you've not been telling me about?" She chuckled, folding her arms as she stood infront of him. "So....where are we heading to? Another practice arena or something?"
 
"Hey Kira!" Jake smirked seeing his pupil "Nope! That was my informant Mi-Go. She's the one who gives me missions."
He put out his cig and walked over to Kira with his usual pervy grin "So... get all of the Shoggoth Splooge out of you?"
He couldn't help but chuckled before saying "Well we got a mission. In Margua, a kingdom not far fro mhere, the queen of protein has unveiled a new formula for her protein drinks. PRoblem is, Alice Capone and her gang are planning to steal all of the supply. So she's hired us to help keep her stock safe."
 
Kira twitched then slapped him across the face. "You know damn well you managed to stop them right before they were able to do that for me.....just wish you'd stopped the ones that decided to masturbate all over me....it took so many showers to wash myself down after that..." She grumbled and shook her head, remembering her arrival here just a few months ago. "The queen of Protein....?" Kira had heard of some weird things here, but she still got surprised by some of the names. "Who....or what...is the Queen of Protein? And the Alice Capone gang...?" She sighed and shook her head. "Isn't there a guidebook for this place or something?"
 
"Yeah well sorry for that. Watching a Shoggoth masturbate is the most disturbing thing any person, fish or comic god would ever see. I mean how does a gelatonous blob wit hpenis tentacles masturbate like that?!" Jake sighed and heard her question about the queen of protein "Well she is a fitness guru who is known for her 'special' brand of Protein. Now I have NO idea how she makes it which is why I decided for us to take this job mainly so I can find out how she makes it! As for the Alice Capone gang... let's hope you don't have ot find out."
 
"I had my eyes closed....I don't know how and I'd rather not meet another one to find out this time....." Kira shook her head, then blinked at his explanation. "A fitness guru huh? Just what's so special about her protein anyway? It give you super powers or something?" She rolled her eyes, then chuckled. "Don't have to find out? Oh come on, if we're going to be guarding against them stealing something then I'm probably gonna be meeting them....." She rubbed her head, then looked at the bike. "Well then we might aswell get going huh? No point wasting time around here when we could be going off and finding out this Protein Queen's secrets hm?"
 
"OH FUCK YES! Her Protein gives you the power of being a MAN!" Jake said as hsi eyes flashed with fire "The power of being a Man! BEing masculine and powerful, but not afraid to show your true feelings! Like the bitter sweetness of a first love on a summer's night! Feelings like being the ultimate warrior on a bloodstained battlefield but still feel sorrow at the thought of the countless children you've turned into orphans! So manly... so manly... YOU'LL CRY TEARS OF MANLINESS AND THEN RIP OPEN THE SKIES TO RETURN ALL THAT IS GOOD TO THE WORLD!"
He soon snapped back into reality and nodded getting on his bike and patted the side cart "Alright! Let's go! We shall solve the mystery of her Protein and face off Alice Capone!"
 
Kira just watched Jake with an expression that could only be described as absolute and utter confusion. Of all the crazy things about this world, Jake was one of the craziest...no doubt about that. "Well.....I think I'll avoid any of those protein drinks....I'd rather not feel like a man thank you very much....." She sighed and shook her head, moving over to the bike and getting into the side cart. "Alright, let's get going.....oh...and I've been meaning to ask you, when are you going to actually give me a weapon so I can actually fight for myself? And don't you dare give me something like a Harmonica, I want a real weapon, not some stupid musical instrument......I always sucked at playing those back home"
 
"Hm? Oh yeah..." Jake said and thought for a moment "There's a weaponsmith at the queen's castle. Surely he'll hook you up with something cool."
With that they sped off. After say... maybe an hour they finally arrived infront of the queen's house... which looked like a giant excersize machine.
"Here we are!"
 
"Something cool huh? Don't suppose you guys have lightsabers here do you?" She chuckled, then squeaked as they set off full throttle right away, grabbing onto the sides of the bike. "You asshole Jake! You know I hate that!" She grumbled and continued to hold on for an hour, then was nearly catapulted out when they stopped suddenly. Before he could even think of setting off again Kira quickly got out of the bike, taking a few deep breaths before looking up at the building, raising an eyebrow. "......Subtle....you'd never guess who lived here would you?"
 
"Yeah I know... Huh?" Jake paused seeing something near the entrace "OH NO!!! THEIR HERE!"
Jake parked infront of the gates to see two heavely muscular men doing rather... homo-erotic excersizes. Both wearing nothing but speedos, bald and odd holes ontop of their heads.

"The muscle Brothers... their here..." Jake said in anguish "Maybe this was a bad idea..."
 
"Hm?" Kira blinked and followed Jake's gaze, then just stared dumbfoundly at what she saw. The two men, practically walls of muscle, prancing around in speedo's. ".....Those....are the muscle brothers? I...can see where they get their name but....they don't exactly act very....manly...do they...?" She took a step away from them and towards Jake instead, swallowing nervously. Regardless of how the two acted, they certainly looked strong.....very strong. "Well uh....you're the expert here Jake....what do we do....?"
 
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