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The 10th Kingdom

Have you ever seen or heard of The 10th Kingdom?

  • Yes : D

    Votes: 2 28.6%

  • No D' :

    Votes: 5 71.4%
  • Total voters
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BondageSlave

Super-Earth
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Between Harley Quinn and Ivy ; D
If you know of this and would role play it with me, I'd love you forever! I've been craving this role play for quite some time and sadly I don't think many people know of it. D : I've seen the movie about a million times and I've read the book, currently reading it again. Haha. I do have another thread that has other ideas and what I like and don't like here: http://bluemoonroleplaying.com/forums/showthread.php?tid=1165

I'm throwing this thread up in hopes of finding someone who will role play The 10th Kingdom with me. : D OC's are fine with me too. <3
Hm..I would bump, but I think I will use quotes from the movie/book instead. xD
"Huff Puff"
"A shepherdess makes quite a mess, but little lambs are lovely"
"No, No! "Rare" implies dangerously cooked. When I say rare I mean just let it look in the oven in terror, then bring it out to me."
"This could be a long torture session."

"I'll tell you anything you want to know."

"Torture first. Talk later. Rush a torture, ruin a torture."
"I've always wanted to say this, Love of my life! Let down your lustrous locks!'
"Oh suck an elf!"

"Forgive us noble woodsman, but have you seen a gorgeous girl with very long hair?"

"I haven't seen anything. I'm blind."

"A blind woodsman?"

"Ever seen a tree move?"
 
"I get the feeling that you don't completely trust me."

"I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my grandmother!"
"I demand to be a happy puppy!"
"I have a hard time trusting people, I never really want to jump unless I know some is going to be there to catch me."

"Oh I'll catch you! And if I miss for any reason, I will sit by your bedside and nurse you back to health."
"I've got some dwarf moss. And it'll really blow your head off, Look at this. The last time I took it, I saw fairies for three days."
"You are as safe as a brick built pig house."
"You don't trust anybody."

"I don't trust you, no."

"Well, you may not get hurt, but huff puff you won't get loved either."

"And what is your plan now Anthony?"

"Get drunk."
 
"I am the greatest chief in the Nine Kingdoms, Folks travel hundreds of miles just to eat my food!"

"Yeah, well my dates from another dimension, so don't slip up."
"Stretch it, twist it, make it grow. Like a river, make it flow. Make it pull and pinch and tweak. Make it grow 'til she grows weak. Make her moan and scream and cry. Make her wish that she would die. "
"If you get stabbed... save the knife for me, won't ya?"
"Baste it! Roast it! Toast it! Nibble it! Chew it! Bite right through it! Wobble it! Gobble it! Wrap it 'round a couple of chickens and I am ravenous!
"Wolfies just 'pretend' to do naughty things."
"It's no use, this man is a complete idiot."

"If only. Now my father, he was a 'complete' idiot. I'm still a half-wit."

"We either live happily ever after or we get killed by horrible curses."
"Now I'm going to give you a word, and I want you to say the first word that comes into your mind."

"Oh, yeah! Oh, a game. Yeah."

"Here we go. Home."

"Cooking."

"Coward."

"Chicken!"

Wedding."

"Cake."

"Dead."

"Meat."

"Sensual."

"Ooh, appetite."

"Love."

"Oh! To eat anything fluffy! Ah, sorry, sorry, more than one word. Start again?"
"Virginia, please forgive me! I-I didn't mean to be so rude, it's just that my-my cycle is-is coming on! You see, once a month, I get very irrational and angry and I just wanna pick a fight with anyone who comes near me!"

"That sounds familiar."
"You may find what you seek down there."

"What do you mean?"

"I don't know. I always wanted to say that."
"Antony, I know this is highly irregular, but, would you mind giving me a cuddle, please?"

"All right, Mr. I-don't-have-to-look-but-I-can-chop-wood, your name is Rumpelstiltskin."

"No.
Tony: I said, "Rumpelstiltskin"."

"That's not his name!"

"Guess again."

"Oh, ah, Rumpelstiltskin Junior?"

"Rumpelstiltskin the Fourth?"

"No."

"Does it have a Rumpel in it?"
 
"Once upon a time, there was a lovely, little girl who lived on the edge of the forest. Her mommy told her never to go into the forest, but do you know what she did?"

"No."

"Yes, you do. She went into the forest and she met a monster. And then she died. And everyone forgot about her, and we all lived happily ever after."
"Prince Wendell, haha Don't be so daff. No it was a puppy I once knew named Mr. Fleas."
"If my door wasn't locked, I'd be scared you'd come into my house and huff and puff and blow all my clothes off!"

"Where do you live, Sally?"
"I give you my solemn wolf word."
"What in the fairying forest do you think you're doing?"
"They are called 'The Brothers Gibb'."

"And the song: it concerns a deadly fever that only strikes on Saturdays."
"Aggravated assault. I'm very easily aggravated."
"Butter would not melt in my mouth. Well, it would melt. Of course it would melt, but very slowly."
"I know your destiny. You'll ask a question, and die before it's answered.

"Who are you?"
"Is this breakfast?"

"Not unless you enjoy Troll Head."
"This mirror will show you what you do and do not want to see."
"I think we might be in her pocket."

"What?"

"I think she might have shrunk us, and put us in a matchbox in her pocket."

"That's ridiculous. You're falling to pieces. Get a grip on yourself. How can we be in a matchbox, you idiot? Where are all the matches?"
"There are no Masters here, only one Mistress. Remember that doggie."

"I need to know if your intentions are honorable."

"No, not really."
 
"Doc, I met this terrific girl and I really, really, really like her. But, the thing is..."

"Well, go on, say it."

"I..."

"Say it!"

"Not sure whether I-I-I wanna love her or eat her."
"Oh, let me put your mind at rest! Now that I've seen you, eating you is out of the question! Not even on the menu! Now, I know this is sudden but... How about a date?"
"He taught us how to keep a torture victim conscious – for hours!"
Now instead of bumping, I'ma just say Huff Puff. : P
Huff Puff
Huff Puff
Huff Puff

Huff Puff
 
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