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A (money-grubbing armored mercenary) gallant knight-errant
Seeks your (naughty, teasing) genteel companionship in a quest (for gold, lots and lots of gold) that will bring both honor and glory to our names!
I pledge (not to run away unless I'm outnumbered) my bravery and (not to steal from anyone who doesn't have it coming) my honor in defense of (well, really to fight off anyone who wants to sleep with you who isn't me) your virtue.
I only ask that you (enjoy romps in the hay as much as I do) be well-born, have (a wonderful backside and legs that wrap well around a waist) a pleasing countenance and (being able to fight a bit when the baddies cause problems is always useful) possess manners and a demeanor befitting a lady of your rank.
Feel free to PM me for more details!
A (money-grubbing armored mercenary) gallant knight-errant
Seeks your (naughty, teasing) genteel companionship in a quest (for gold, lots and lots of gold) that will bring both honor and glory to our names!
I pledge (not to run away unless I'm outnumbered) my bravery and (not to steal from anyone who doesn't have it coming) my honor in defense of (well, really to fight off anyone who wants to sleep with you who isn't me) your virtue.
I only ask that you (enjoy romps in the hay as much as I do) be well-born, have (a wonderful backside and legs that wrap well around a waist) a pleasing countenance and (being able to fight a bit when the baddies cause problems is always useful) possess manners and a demeanor befitting a lady of your rank.
Feel free to PM me for more details!