Wanting a woman for something naughty :P

[FuzzyWuzzyFurryBalls]

I need a woman who's open to be a large green glob of slime! Naughty slime! This slime will have it's own personality, voice and the ability to shapeshift into any form. We will let our imaginations run wild as we frolick through flowery meadows. Your skills in shapeshifting will come in handy during all our adventures into Mordor. But mostly, we will be making sweet, sticky love with each other. Often. For long durations of time. This is what i desire... do not fail me.