Hippopotamoose
Meteorite
- Joined
- Aug 9, 2025

▓▓▓▓▓ The Moose is Loose ▓▓▓▓▓
Good morning, and in case I don't see you again, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight!
Let's do the dread intro first, shall we? - I've been going by Moose for almost 30 years, and since it isn't my government name you can also call me Moose.
- Before you ask, the username is a stupid inside joke that requires the humor of a drunken middle schooler to find funny.
- I'm in my 30s. I don't particularly like playing with people more than like 10 years my junior, because we will not have anything in common and it makes me feel like an old creep.
- You can get me interested in the RP by being specific with what you want to include, both in the sexual and non-sexual of aspects. Help me with the story and world building and don't be afraid to throw in an NPC or drama to keep things interesting without throwing everything off the rails.
- I'm vers in real life, and in RP my tastes tend to swing between dom/sub and top/bottom. I'll be clear in what I'm in the mood for and please don't be insulted if I'm not in the mood for what you're asking for; I have to be invested in the RP to stay long term, and sometimes I'm just not in that headspace.
- I'm trans-nonbinary. If you have a bigoted thing about trans people, kindly fuck off and don't bother to message me. If you're a trans fetishist, also please don't bother messaging me.
- "But Moose! The images you have linked are tagged cuntboy!" Do you know how hard it is to find trans porn that isn't grossly fetishized or exploitative?
- I'm looking for a fellow literate who can adjust their posting size to the scene at hand. For example, sometimes you are in the middle of dialogue and a longer post just doesn't make sense. Sometimes we need some exposition and prose. I fluctuate anywhere from a chunky paragraph to a novella length post depending on what the scene calls for. As long as you can give the same effort, I'll be pleased.
- I'm looking for someone who doesn't just want to hit it and quit it, so to speak. I wanna be able to chat about the scene, maybe throw out a funny anecdote about my day, and talk about the latest video game or movie. Hope you want the same!
- Someone who isn't a fucking bigot. Racists, Sexists, Trans/Homophobes need not apply.
- I love romance. Enemies to lovers, sweethearts, soulmates, whatever. Love that connection and space for growth.
- Opposites Attract is always fun and spicy.
- Redemption and character growth arcs.

▓▓▓▓▓ The Dirty Deets ▓▓▓▓▓
〚 Current Mood 〛
SUB/BOTTOM
playing as a Cis OR Trans Man
you playing as Man or Woman
- Rough play
- BDSM scenes
- Bondage
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- Some Daddy kink (using the pet name Daddy, spanking, etc)
- Chastity devices
- Spanking/whipping/caning basically any impact play
- Humiliation
- Overstimulation
- Breeding play (not actual pregnancy, but risk of/unprotected sex/breeding talk is fine)
- Glory Holes
- Free Use
- Deepthroating/cockwarming
- Clit play (from gentle to painful)
- Nipple play (from gentle to painful)
- Nonconsensual
- Coercion/Blackmail
- Forced Orgasms
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- So many more it would be impossible to list them all. Suffice to say, if it isn't on the DO NOT ASK list, then you can ask.
- Scat
- gore/snuff/death
- inflation/transformation
- pregnancy (risk of pregnancy/breeding talk is fine)
- canon or feral characters
- Underage stuff
- Extreme/hyper/etc
- None at the moment, I just want to play.