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Vetur
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- Joined
- Aug 5, 2025
- Location
- Klettarnir
Important notice: I have Autism Spectrum Disorder, so, if I'm a little odd to you, that's why. You'll find me a bit stubborn, a bit set in my ways, blunt and I may seem somewhat cold at first meeting, but I try to meet others where they stand. Just know what you're getting yourself into. If I seem cold toward you, it's simply because you are new to me and there will be some getting used to. How I act towards you in the future will be determined only by how you've shown yourself to me. Simply consider this a kind forewarning. I'm naturally blunt. I've never been able to 'sugar coat' things and I'm not going to lie to your face, so to speak, but nor am I actively trying to be rude to you, I'm more so just trying to speak straightforward. Also, no, I'm not Icelandic (Stop it at once!). If you see me online at odd hours as well, just know I have hideous insomnia. It won't mean I can write at that time, though there are times where I certainly can and will, but understand that this is the reason that it can take me a couple of days or more to get around to writing. Being awake for 17 hours and sleeping maybe 3 is not good business for fun writings.
I've been Rping for quite a long time now, really. I started when I was about 13, though it certainly wasn't adult themed, but obviously it now is. I come from a Nordic background so that features a lot in my writing, as far as characters and environment goes, as well as names. I spent a lot of time outside as a child, teen and even now as an adult I like to be outside. As such, most of my characters are in outdoor environments or at least situated near the wilderness of whatever land they're in. I suppose the old stories have always been a source of inspiration and, for me at least, a way to see the world. As such, I draw on that inspiration quite a lot.
Please understand that I do not only play Nordic characters, I have many others of varying backgrounds. So don't feel that you can't approach me because you don't know anything about Nordic things. It's perfectly fine, I don't require you to know anything about it at any point. That being said, you will find that I do tend to offer these types of characters and settings first, only out of familiarity and because I'm not always in the mood to 'leave home waters', so to speak.
I will also add that I WILL NOT play anything to do with Marvel, so, please give that a miss if you're coming to me. That is in relation to the Marvel version of Thor and all that entails. That is a comic book, it often strays vastly from tradition and I simply will not consider it, as I prefer the old stories and not that, but this is not a knock if that's what you like. I just don't care for it so don't bring it up or I will immediately view this as a disregard for this wish and will decide you are wasting my time. Also I will mention the show Vikings. All fine if you like it but I don't care for it in any manner, so, please don't bring that to me either.
Rules and/or Requirements:
1. No one liners. I hate them. I didn't write several paragraphs just to get 1 sentence in return. This goes even for approaching me for a possible story. Please outline what it is you're looking for or what you're hoping for or write out any questions. Do something that at least tells me why you've come along. Don't just come along with "Hey." or "How's it going?" because that allows me to then assume that is how you write as well and I will leave the conversation without an answer and possibly set you to ignore.
2. PM only. I only Rp in my inbox. The reason for this is to better keep track of my Rps. I have a habit of wandering off if the story is on a forum thread, so, please consider this. I'd hate for 2 weeks to go by and you're sitting there, wondering "Where is this fucker?!".
3. Two or more Paragraphs or more are fine. Give me something to work off of, after all. If I make an effort, I'd hope my writing partner would do the same.
4. Thick/Chubby/heavy ladies only. I use a lot of characters who are large in size and height and, if not, they are at least stronger than the usual person, and some of those characters don't know the meaning of the word Gentle. You can PM me to get an example of what I'm talking about. In some cases, I will allow otherwise, but it has to be a good reason determined by myself. This is non-negotiable as well unless stated otherwise for that particular story. I know this may seem harsh but I am quite tired of others trying to undermine me and pretend they don't know what I'm talking about so, if you come to me, you know what stands. If you act like you don't, I will send you on your way. That being said, questions about the thickness and such can indeed be asked, such as for examples and so on. I don't mind that at all. I don't take any offense if you don't like this, it's not for everyone. I just have my reasons, and you're absolutely free to ask why this rule even exists.
5. Communication. I do expect my writing friend to indeed communicate regularly and also say when they've lost interest in an idea. It's just rude not to speak at all. What I've also found is that communication between the writers often improves the relationship of the characters in the stories, there is more connection there. After all, what's the point if both characters feel cold and robotic toward each other?
6. Romance. I will not accept just mindless sex. Keep that in mind because that won't be changing. My brand of romance is not for everyone, it's more practical. Don't expect long walks on the shore or candle lit dinners. Most of my characters are hard arses, though not in an obnoxious manner, but the point is that they may never even say sentences containing the word 'love'. However, it will be shown in their own ways, depending on their own inherent natures, wether it's giving some kind of item or food or some other form.
7. I will not do Non-Con or BDSM. Just because some of my characters are monstrous in nature and size doesn't mean that is going to happen and trying to force me into it will only make me reconsider Rping with you to begin with. I don't care for Non-Con nor BDSM, I don't care how much fun you think or say it will be, I will not allow it. So do consider that before approaching me, as this is something I will not move on.
8. All characters must be 20+ years old. I will not accept anything lower.
9. I will not chase you! If you message me in interest and I reply to your message, and you don't reply anymore, don't expect me to chase you to find out if you're still interested. This is especially if I've seen you online a few times since then. It's one thing if it shows you've not been online for a week or 2, but otherwise I will simply leave the conversation. You can of course message me again, but I'd ask respectfully that you try to maintain the conversation of whatever you have come to message me about to begin with. If you are simply busy, try to let me know if you are able. The same goes for if you lose interest. Don't just fuck off or I'll consider placing you on the ignore list with high prejudice.
10. I will be including all 3 basics (anal, oral, vaginal) so be ready for that, as it's more or less non-negotiable. I will become quite bored otherwise. Other things can be added later or discussed, this is just a basic forewarning.
Preferences:
I mostly prefer Fantasy. While I of course enjoy a Nordic themed fantasy story, I'll also do a general fantasy if my writing friend doesn't know much about Nordic things. When I say general fantasy, I mean a blend, where the other person can bring what they like and meet it with what I like. Whatever works for the both of us. Granted, it must be well planned out and can't be just random things thrown in, I don't mean throw a ballerina in with a giant. It's up for discussion and planning, simply send a message to my inbox if interested and we can figure out a story and pairing to throw together. Nordic themes are not all I do either. This is here in case you missed it the first time.
I'll be around daily or nightly, if possible, so I will try to reply to any Rps on a daily basis if I can. If not, I will let you know.
Character Types:
Ah. Well. Pairing will depend on what the story is meant to be of course. I will instead add a list of races that I often play and enjoy and you lot can then see if there's something you'd like to match with one of them. It may be that I'm not in the mood for some of them and, if that is the case, I will probably say it next to the mentioned creature. Please be aware that I do not play humans at all , except in rare occasions, but I do play humanoid beings.
Also, just to be clear, most of my characters are not heroes so do not come looking for some heroic stories. I would say they are Anti-Heroes, bordering on villains in some cases. Most live in a morally grey zone and are neither good nor evil but can and will do both if they feel it necessary. So please keep that in mind. If you come with the idea of somebody being ill or injured, there's a high likelihood that my character would be the type to have injured or made ill your character. I'm just saying. Don't let that scare you off, but plan accordingly. I've never been one to play a hero or a stereotypical rescue story.
So.
Here we go. Some character types:
- Trolls
(Ask, if unsure of physical appearance and nature. I have also added clans to make it more diverse and interesting.)
- Gods (Magni or Móði, Loki, more coming later)
- Elves (Not what you might expect)
- Nisser (Farm or Ship)
- Landvættir
- Dragons (intelligent, some cruel, and varying in types, Generally tend to be humanoid in form)
- Giants (9 feet tall / 2.74 meters at the tallest, come as kind of standard Jøtun, Mountain Giant or Frost Giant)
- Vampires (Not what you might expect)
- Various Other Creatures/Beings (By all means, you are free to ask me what they may be in a PM.)
So, as far as kinks go or whatever you'd like to call them, you can ask me about certain things, I would be more able to tell you if they're acceptable or not. However, just as a basic sort of rule, I will always accept Oral, Anal, and Vaginal. Just to go by a basic ruling. I don't like for one of those to be missing, otherwise I'll get bored of it all. For the rest, simply ask me, and I will tell you what I accept and won't. Generally, though, these things change depending on what character (of mine!) I might be asked to use.
Plots:
I have no story ideas at the moment, the idea being that the person interested will contact me and we figure one out together based on what characters we'd like to have involved. You really only need to ask me and we can figure something out. After all, if one of my characters won't work with what you want to bring to a story, I can always attempt to find one that will. My mind constantly shifts and changes, and ideas come too quickly some times, so it makes no sense to having anything set down here if perhaps I won't want to even touch the idea by the time one of you might come along and ask for it.
Well, there you have it. Thanks for passing through. If interested, simply send me a message and we can see what we can come up with. I would ask that, for any questions, you simply send me a PM, my inbox is the best and quickest way to get my attention when needed, if needed. Sushi is as well, but that's a little harder to manage.
If you have any questions at all, don't be afraid at all to message me.
I've been Rping for quite a long time now, really. I started when I was about 13, though it certainly wasn't adult themed, but obviously it now is. I come from a Nordic background so that features a lot in my writing, as far as characters and environment goes, as well as names. I spent a lot of time outside as a child, teen and even now as an adult I like to be outside. As such, most of my characters are in outdoor environments or at least situated near the wilderness of whatever land they're in. I suppose the old stories have always been a source of inspiration and, for me at least, a way to see the world. As such, I draw on that inspiration quite a lot.
Please understand that I do not only play Nordic characters, I have many others of varying backgrounds. So don't feel that you can't approach me because you don't know anything about Nordic things. It's perfectly fine, I don't require you to know anything about it at any point. That being said, you will find that I do tend to offer these types of characters and settings first, only out of familiarity and because I'm not always in the mood to 'leave home waters', so to speak.
I will also add that I WILL NOT play anything to do with Marvel, so, please give that a miss if you're coming to me. That is in relation to the Marvel version of Thor and all that entails. That is a comic book, it often strays vastly from tradition and I simply will not consider it, as I prefer the old stories and not that, but this is not a knock if that's what you like. I just don't care for it so don't bring it up or I will immediately view this as a disregard for this wish and will decide you are wasting my time. Also I will mention the show Vikings. All fine if you like it but I don't care for it in any manner, so, please don't bring that to me either.
Rules and/or Requirements:
1. No one liners. I hate them. I didn't write several paragraphs just to get 1 sentence in return. This goes even for approaching me for a possible story. Please outline what it is you're looking for or what you're hoping for or write out any questions. Do something that at least tells me why you've come along. Don't just come along with "Hey." or "How's it going?" because that allows me to then assume that is how you write as well and I will leave the conversation without an answer and possibly set you to ignore.
2. PM only. I only Rp in my inbox. The reason for this is to better keep track of my Rps. I have a habit of wandering off if the story is on a forum thread, so, please consider this. I'd hate for 2 weeks to go by and you're sitting there, wondering "Where is this fucker?!".
3. Two or more Paragraphs or more are fine. Give me something to work off of, after all. If I make an effort, I'd hope my writing partner would do the same.
4. Thick/Chubby/heavy ladies only. I use a lot of characters who are large in size and height and, if not, they are at least stronger than the usual person, and some of those characters don't know the meaning of the word Gentle. You can PM me to get an example of what I'm talking about. In some cases, I will allow otherwise, but it has to be a good reason determined by myself. This is non-negotiable as well unless stated otherwise for that particular story. I know this may seem harsh but I am quite tired of others trying to undermine me and pretend they don't know what I'm talking about so, if you come to me, you know what stands. If you act like you don't, I will send you on your way. That being said, questions about the thickness and such can indeed be asked, such as for examples and so on. I don't mind that at all. I don't take any offense if you don't like this, it's not for everyone. I just have my reasons, and you're absolutely free to ask why this rule even exists.
5. Communication. I do expect my writing friend to indeed communicate regularly and also say when they've lost interest in an idea. It's just rude not to speak at all. What I've also found is that communication between the writers often improves the relationship of the characters in the stories, there is more connection there. After all, what's the point if both characters feel cold and robotic toward each other?
6. Romance. I will not accept just mindless sex. Keep that in mind because that won't be changing. My brand of romance is not for everyone, it's more practical. Don't expect long walks on the shore or candle lit dinners. Most of my characters are hard arses, though not in an obnoxious manner, but the point is that they may never even say sentences containing the word 'love'. However, it will be shown in their own ways, depending on their own inherent natures, wether it's giving some kind of item or food or some other form.
7. I will not do Non-Con or BDSM. Just because some of my characters are monstrous in nature and size doesn't mean that is going to happen and trying to force me into it will only make me reconsider Rping with you to begin with. I don't care for Non-Con nor BDSM, I don't care how much fun you think or say it will be, I will not allow it. So do consider that before approaching me, as this is something I will not move on.
8. All characters must be 20+ years old. I will not accept anything lower.
9. I will not chase you! If you message me in interest and I reply to your message, and you don't reply anymore, don't expect me to chase you to find out if you're still interested. This is especially if I've seen you online a few times since then. It's one thing if it shows you've not been online for a week or 2, but otherwise I will simply leave the conversation. You can of course message me again, but I'd ask respectfully that you try to maintain the conversation of whatever you have come to message me about to begin with. If you are simply busy, try to let me know if you are able. The same goes for if you lose interest. Don't just fuck off or I'll consider placing you on the ignore list with high prejudice.
10. I will be including all 3 basics (anal, oral, vaginal) so be ready for that, as it's more or less non-negotiable. I will become quite bored otherwise. Other things can be added later or discussed, this is just a basic forewarning.
Preferences:
I mostly prefer Fantasy. While I of course enjoy a Nordic themed fantasy story, I'll also do a general fantasy if my writing friend doesn't know much about Nordic things. When I say general fantasy, I mean a blend, where the other person can bring what they like and meet it with what I like. Whatever works for the both of us. Granted, it must be well planned out and can't be just random things thrown in, I don't mean throw a ballerina in with a giant. It's up for discussion and planning, simply send a message to my inbox if interested and we can figure out a story and pairing to throw together. Nordic themes are not all I do either. This is here in case you missed it the first time.
I'll be around daily or nightly, if possible, so I will try to reply to any Rps on a daily basis if I can. If not, I will let you know.
Character Types:
Ah. Well. Pairing will depend on what the story is meant to be of course. I will instead add a list of races that I often play and enjoy and you lot can then see if there's something you'd like to match with one of them. It may be that I'm not in the mood for some of them and, if that is the case, I will probably say it next to the mentioned creature. Please be aware that I do not play humans at all , except in rare occasions, but I do play humanoid beings.
Also, just to be clear, most of my characters are not heroes so do not come looking for some heroic stories. I would say they are Anti-Heroes, bordering on villains in some cases. Most live in a morally grey zone and are neither good nor evil but can and will do both if they feel it necessary. So please keep that in mind. If you come with the idea of somebody being ill or injured, there's a high likelihood that my character would be the type to have injured or made ill your character. I'm just saying. Don't let that scare you off, but plan accordingly. I've never been one to play a hero or a stereotypical rescue story.
So.
Here we go. Some character types:
- Trolls
(Ask, if unsure of physical appearance and nature. I have also added clans to make it more diverse and interesting.)
- Gods (Magni or Móði, Loki, more coming later)
- Elves (Not what you might expect)
- Nisser (Farm or Ship)
- Landvættir
- Dragons (intelligent, some cruel, and varying in types, Generally tend to be humanoid in form)
- Giants (9 feet tall / 2.74 meters at the tallest, come as kind of standard Jøtun, Mountain Giant or Frost Giant)
- Vampires (Not what you might expect)
- Various Other Creatures/Beings (By all means, you are free to ask me what they may be in a PM.)
So, as far as kinks go or whatever you'd like to call them, you can ask me about certain things, I would be more able to tell you if they're acceptable or not. However, just as a basic sort of rule, I will always accept Oral, Anal, and Vaginal. Just to go by a basic ruling. I don't like for one of those to be missing, otherwise I'll get bored of it all. For the rest, simply ask me, and I will tell you what I accept and won't. Generally, though, these things change depending on what character (of mine!) I might be asked to use.
Plots:
I have no story ideas at the moment, the idea being that the person interested will contact me and we figure one out together based on what characters we'd like to have involved. You really only need to ask me and we can figure something out. After all, if one of my characters won't work with what you want to bring to a story, I can always attempt to find one that will. My mind constantly shifts and changes, and ideas come too quickly some times, so it makes no sense to having anything set down here if perhaps I won't want to even touch the idea by the time one of you might come along and ask for it.
Well, there you have it. Thanks for passing through. If interested, simply send me a message and we can see what we can come up with. I would ask that, for any questions, you simply send me a PM, my inbox is the best and quickest way to get my attention when needed, if needed. Sushi is as well, but that's a little harder to manage.
If you have any questions at all, don't be afraid at all to message me.