The Aristocrats (Heavily NSFW)

[Lord Darkshayde]

Good day to all of BMR!

I have decided to attempt an immense feat, but I need everyone to chip in.

If you've never heard of it, The Aristocrats is considered to be the filthiest joke ever told. The reason being is everyone tells it differently and with as much sex, filth, and taboo as they can fit in. This is where you all come in. I am going to get us started, but I need you to provide some depravity to make it extra special. So let your freak flags literally fly!

 

[Lord Darkshayde]

A family walks into the office of a talent agent. They consist of a mother, father, son, daughter, grandmother, and the family Labrador. They introduce themselves and tell this man, "We have the act you have been waiting for sir! If you would let us, we'll perform it right here for you to see."

The agent nods out of curiosity and they proceed to remove all of their clothing. The next thing he knows the mom is fucking the son while the dad does the daughter. Grandma's over in the corner getting eaten out by the dog...