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omif05
a bitch of culture.
- Joined
- Jul 18, 2021
Hello! I love cooking and reading and writing about weird little men on the internet. I'm silly. I’m over 21.
A fun little conversation starter is telling me what book you're reading at the minute.
Here’s some things you need to know about me:
- I’m a woman, if that matters. I’ve written male characters for years. I'll also write them with anything: man, woman, or monster.
- Quality over quantity, never less than a paragraph. I would expect to write a lot for a story-heavy scene between multiple NPCs, but probably not as much for a straightforward sex scene.
- Enthusiasm is more important to me than your reply time. Not too fussed about ghosting. We're just people. Interests change/people go through busy periods, but I'm typically quite happy to talk about starting something up again.
- Replies between weekly to every couple of days, sometimes sooner.
- I write in third person.
- I prefer RL actor/celebrity faceclaims. Fandoms are an exception.
- I'm looking for character-driven horniness. I find it hard to get invested in depravity lacking in emotional weight, context and/or story beyond the dreaded voidfuck. This does not mean I'm not down to write more smut-based work.
- I write switches. I often lean top/dominant, but I’m quite happy to be flexible.
- I enjoy a lot of different themes. Lighthearted vanilla romance to extremely detailed snuff scenes. I also like hazelnut lattes and chocolate cake.
Writing samples are available upon request. Here’s my kinks:
Kinks:
- Kissing
- Intense fingering
- Fisting - potential for mild prolapse stuff, depending on mood.
- Sloppy/messiness
- Detailed/slow oral
- Hard facials, soft facials
- Ball attention
- Bodily fluids: felching/snowballing, saliva, cum…
- Post-orgasm/refractory period play
- Edging
- Assplay: anal, double penetration, ass attention, facesitting, rimming.
- Snuff/gore: knives, guns, pukejobs, watersports, amputation, non-con, slurs, crying.
- Vanilla: romance, talkative/happy sex, consent, story-driven & nonsexual scenes, aftercare, affection.
- Orientation play: bisexual discovery, bisexual attraction, MMF scenes, consensual, exploration, forced/coercion, drugged.
- Incest
- Femboys - I'm a big fan of very convincing girly crossdressers, but I'd rather a more masculine man was involved with them. May be open to Fb/M/F in some cases.
- Femboy abuse - what it says on the tin. I will generally be down for any kind of scene with this, but I have something of a proclivity for doing the abusing. I need that twink obliterated.
- Character-driven stories - for fandoms, I also really enjoy seeing individual details that the writer adds to their interpretation of the character.
- Mommy/daddy kinks
- Realistic filth - I don’t mind if an unwashed person smells bad, piss stinks up a mattress and/or someone voids the contents of their bowels on death. I draw the line at filth-focused scenes.
- Feminization
- Breeding
- Slurs, sexism and misogyny - understand the value of extreme scarcity, and I'm open to it. A F-bomb can be hot if you don't drop one every other sentence.
- Hyper sizes
- Vore - I will admit that I've been tempted by some hard vore/cannibalistic imagery. Willing to discuss.
- Raceplay
- Uncanny body horror - eye stalks, elongated limbs, etc. Humanoid monsters only.
- Animals - exceptions made for some anatomy and partially-transformed werewolves, à la 'The Quarry.' Bits must be attached to a human.
- Self-inserts
- Chuckle Smirkers - men with the emotional range of a puddle are not appealing.
- Under 16, as per site rule 4. With mild ageplay, I prefer the emphasis to be much more on the ‘horny teenager’ factor.
- Certain filth - purposefully gross cum, swallowing scat/urine, buckets of smegma.
- AI art
- Horny gifs/references - I don't ever need to see anyone's porn gif collection.
Here's my ideas:
Originals:
Many of these are historical. I have a history degree. You will notice nerdy details, but note that I do not expect accuracy.
Many of these are historical. I have a history degree. You will notice nerdy details, but note that I do not expect accuracy.
- 60s/70s America: Hippies, beginnings of the FBI - drugs, crime, horror?
- Prohibition-era America: mobsters, gangs…
- Victorian England: lower/upper classes, Victorian fetish-y BDSM, spiritualist/occult believers
- WW1: Orientation play with a closeted gay soldier being coerced into heterosexuality & marriage
- Modern-day: serial killers, horror/paranormal
Half-formed plots and thoughts:
- Far cry 5-inspired, involving a pretty boy/twinkish cult figurehead/the cop that comes to investigate. I'm very willing to work out some details/historical placement & worldbuilding for the cult itself, but drugplay/blood, gore and hallucinations are my goal here. Will play either role.
- Monsters - I mean 'looks like Jack Baker' over sexy hentai monster boys, but I could be persuaded towards something more boy-shaped if there was also something suitably horrible about him. Down to reverse this if you're looking to play somebody disgusting.
- Historically-based 'make her worse' - I'm envisioning something in the 60s-80s, but I can be flexible. An up-and-coming female journalist gets posted somewhere with a corrupt agent for her protection. But instead of harming her, he's fixated on doing just about anything to get her the next story.
- Werewolves, borrowing the concept from 'The Quarry.' Carnal hunger/maybe hard vore, gore, angst. My starting point riffed straight from the game and wanted to focus around a group of camp counsellors being picked off.
Fandoms:
I've listed characters I want to write as.
These characters are all 16 and over, as per site rule 4. Happy to age everyone up to 18 and over as per my writing partner’s comfort.
Open to CanonxCanon, OCxOC and CanonxOC. I’m open to most pairings.
Genderbent characters are available in femboy or twinkified flavour.
The Quarry:
- Max, Nick, M!Abi, M!Emma, Dylan. I'm weak for Aussies, Nick is up there.
- I'm particularly open to any kind of threesome scene where a very gay Dylan gets persuaded to try pussy. Or maybe it's a twosome and he's forced at gunpoint. Or infected. Eager to discuss.
- Werewolf-related antics are an option. Nick/Abi is my gateway drug to hard vore scenes.
- M!Ginny Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Tom Riddle
- Sebastian Sallow, Ominis Gaunt, Richard Jackdaw, Victor Rookwood.
- All threesome'd out on Seb and Ominis. I would prefer to write them seperately.
- Oliver Wood, Ron Weasley and Harry Potter for a good plot. Particularly dominant Ron against Draco.
- Assorted OCs
- I might be willing to play a monster of some description if we’re good friends. Do not approach me for this in your first message.
- Coriolanus Snow - TBOSAS is my favourite, particularly sadistic/psychopathic pretty boy Snow. Willing to consider writing M!Lucy Gray for good old-fashioned femboy abuse.
- Haymitch Abernathy, Plutarch Heavensbee, M!Maysilee Donner, M!Effie Trinket
- Dream, Desire, M!Delirium
- The Corinthian for a good plot. I'm not too hot on him topping Dream, but you could sell me on it.
I'll need to find some art for this. Pretend the Endless are capable of granting boons. For me. I use the established Hades framework/lore, but I'm perfectly happy to take this up with OCs and take a more loosey-goosey approach to the Endless as a concept. Either way, I want Greek God/Endless bullshit.
I'm looking to have (Morpheus, mainly) the Endless interacting with the Greek pantheon in some way. Zagreus. Melinoe. Anyone.
I'm looking to have (Morpheus, mainly) the Endless interacting with the Greek pantheon in some way. Zagreus. Melinoe. Anyone.
Resident Evil:
- Lucas Baker, Jack Baker, M!Zoe Baker
- Leon Kennedy for a good plot. Particularly Leon fucking a BOW - any hole is a goal, try me.
- Volo, Grimsley, M!Jasmine
- Derek Goffard
- Strade and Mason Heiral for a (very) good plot. I'm not interested in anything with Strade that's essentially just a rehash of the game, at least not for long-term scenes.
- Jason Brody, maybe M!Citra for one of the other guys like Riley, Vaas, Hoyt or Buck
- M!Faith Seed, Ethan Seed
- James Sunderland
- Dexter Morgan (Original Sin is by far my favourite Dexter to write, but also open to anything within S1-2. If and when I watch Resurrection, you'll be the first to know.)
- Brian Moser (Original Sin/Original Series)
- M!Lila Tournay
- James Wilson, Gregory House
- Robert Chase and M!Remy Hadley for a good plot.
- Coach Ben
- I know he's gay. Men and very determined women who ignore this little fact about him are very welcome.
- Jeff Sadecki, M!Jackie Taylor ('femboy Yellowjackets camp' is my exception to the femboy rule), Walter.
- Johnny Cage, Kenshi Takahashi
- Shang Tsung for a good plot.
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