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Meteorite
- Joined
- Jun 12, 2025
Is it possible to steal in a righteous way?
Robin Hood certainly thought so, and he’s been praised for hundreds of years for his work. (And his excellent use of tights.) So clearly there’s a good way to steal. It clearly requires punishing the pompous, those who don’t appreciate what they have and use it for good. And it has to be (mostly) selfless.
So I’m pretty sure what I’m doing is justified.
It’s not really that complicated. When I find a guy who’s gotten a little big for his britches, I’ll seduce and sleep with him. He’ll get one good last fuck, then I’ll steal a few inches off his cock and carry it around with me until I find a worthy guy (or gal, those are my favorite) who deserves it more.
I’ll make sure they’ll only use it for good and then move on. Of course, I’ve kept a little for myself over the years, but every worker deserves their pay, right? Even the ones doing it for the greater good?
Robin Hood certainly thought so, and he’s been praised for hundreds of years for his work. (And his excellent use of tights.) So clearly there’s a good way to steal. It clearly requires punishing the pompous, those who don’t appreciate what they have and use it for good. And it has to be (mostly) selfless.
So I’m pretty sure what I’m doing is justified.
It’s not really that complicated. When I find a guy who’s gotten a little big for his britches, I’ll seduce and sleep with him. He’ll get one good last fuck, then I’ll steal a few inches off his cock and carry it around with me until I find a worthy guy (or gal, those are my favorite) who deserves it more.
I’ll make sure they’ll only use it for good and then move on. Of course, I’ve kept a little for myself over the years, but every worker deserves their pay, right? Even the ones doing it for the greater good?