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Salt-In-The-Wound
Super-Earth
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- Mar 22, 2023
WELCOME TO SALT'S SALTACULAR RANDOM CRAVINGS THREAD
In the time that I have been on this site I have made many request threads. All of them were high-effort, with custom images made in photoshop, complex markdown code, and extensive plots with thought-out lore and characters. This is not one of those threads. This is my lazy thread--I have had some ideas that I want to do but that are not well-defined or extensive enough to warrant their own request thread. So I have decided to compile all of them here. Expect a menagerie of different things here--I have a couple of things that are long-term here, but once again, are not defined enough to deserve their own request thread.
Please do not expect anything in the way of consistency from this thread. After this opening blurb there is going to be a brief section where I tell you about what you can expect from me as a writing partner, define some of my kinks, and then right after that there is going to be a scattershot orgy of different plots that range from long-term multiverse hopping based on a niche CYOA that I think is neat, to as simple and self-indulgent as I think this gif is hot and want to rp it
If such unformatted and uninspired thread is not pleasing to you, fair reader, then Mea Culpa. If you are not yet turned away through, then I have so much to show you!
ABOUT ME
I am a writer with about five years of ERP experience. My roleplay and general writing experience goes back much further than that, in the form of dungeons and dragons games and scribbling in my journals. I would consider myself to be literate, though I'm not too sure what that actually means. My posts tend to be between 200-500 words, that's the mean that I typically try to maintain. It can go under or over that amount, certainly, and depending on the situation, but it generally speaking stays there. I try to write quality posts, and if nothing else I read through them to make sure I didn't end up thought-looping and writing the same thing three times, and to correct any particularly embarrassing errors.
My frequency is admittedly unreliable. There will be times where I have several day obligations keeping me from writing, and there will be other times where I find myself with more free time than I have conceivable uses for it. Generally speaking I post decently frequently, but I will try and keep you informed if anything weird happens when it comes to that.
I RP in PMs, Discord, and you could yank my chain to get me to do threads if you really wanted to.
I am a writer with about five years of ERP experience. My roleplay and general writing experience goes back much further than that, in the form of dungeons and dragons games and scribbling in my journals. I would consider myself to be literate, though I'm not too sure what that actually means. My posts tend to be between 200-500 words, that's the mean that I typically try to maintain. It can go under or over that amount, certainly, and depending on the situation, but it generally speaking stays there. I try to write quality posts, and if nothing else I read through them to make sure I didn't end up thought-looping and writing the same thing three times, and to correct any particularly embarrassing errors.
My frequency is admittedly unreliable. There will be times where I have several day obligations keeping me from writing, and there will be other times where I find myself with more free time than I have conceivable uses for it. Generally speaking I post decently frequently, but I will try and keep you informed if anything weird happens when it comes to that.
I RP in PMs, Discord, and you could yank my chain to get me to do threads if you really wanted to.
KINKS AND LIMITS
This is the part where I talk about smut and my preferences for smut. Alright -- First of all, everything written here is intended to be Male x Female, with me playing the male and you the female. Now, when I say a female I could mean a cis woman, but this could also mean a trans woman or a non-binary individual who presents in a feminine manner.
Smut is an important part of roleplay for me. I generally speaking do not do SFW plots. This does not mean that every plot needs to be a non-stop mindless fuckfest
Additionally, there are three kinks you will see on my list that I will get to now, one of them on my Yes list and two on my No list. The first one is Curvaceous Women. In the past I have been bashful about this, but if your ideal design for a character has petite somewhere in there, we're not gonna get along. For breast size, start at slightly smaller than her head and work your way up. Now, if we are doing an RP with us playing many characters, obviously not every woman needs to fit that mold, but that is my general preference for partners. Look, I'm sure you have preferences for my characters too, and I'll be happy to mold to those. Do you like nymphlike twinks? I can do that. Do you want eight foot tall Viking men with muscles on their muscles? I can also do that.
The first one on my no-list is Sweat, now, of course, I do not mean to imply that our characters never sweat, and I am even okay with it being acknowledged that people sweat during sex, and that sweat glistens on their skin and looks kinda hot. That's all fine. Just please do not write paragraphs of the layers of sweat pouring down your character and how it smells and tastes and all of that--that really grosses me out.
The second one on my no-list is Pubic Hair. Our characters do not have pubic hair. They are perfectly shaven and waxed down there. It just really grosses me out. Call me what you will, you're probably right, but I just cannot stand pubes. I don't mind it as much in artwork, but in writing I just cannot tolerate it.
If a kink is not listed it means it's up to debate. I might be iffy on it, might be not feeling it right now, or I might be happy to include it. Feel free to ask! Oh, and I use mainly drawn references. If you want to use a photographic reference you can, but I am always going to use a drawn reference. Also, I dread that it needs to be said, but I will not break site rules, do not try to circumvent the site rules.
YES Curvaceous Women Outercourse Titfucking/Hotdogging Nursing/Lactation Excessive Semen Very large Cocks Somnophilia Dub-Con Maledom Femdom Monstergirls Instant Defeat Mindbreak Cock/Cum Addiction Orgasm Torture/Cock Milking Overstimulation Toys Magic Potions/Drugs Alcohol Use Hurt and Comfort | NO Slow-Burn Sweat Pubic Hair Traumatic Rape Scat Farts Musk Death Gore Necrophilia/Bestiality/Sex with things that cannot consent Extreme Bondage (Shibari and Latex Stuff) Extraordinarily Depressing Plots Vore resulting in death Blatantly Abusive Relationships between main characters |
PLOTS
Out of the Frying Pan, and into the Fun!
Fantasy-Fun!
[Smut OR Story Based] [Short OR Long-Term]
For some time now I have had a hankering for general fantasy shenanigans. I was trying to cook up one of my super long RTs based on the idea but I just could not come up with a coherent idea for one. To that end, I have just decided to say that I do not have a concrete idea for this and am willing to do just about anything in a Fantasy setting. Wanna play two adventurers going on a journey together? Great! Wanna play a demure yet sultry princess and I play a stoic yet affectionate Knight? Great. Wanna play a mature but seductive elf woman and I play a Young and energetic Hero? Great! Swords, Dragons, Elves, Cat-Girls, Big Boobs--Everything I thought was cool when I was young is indeed still cool.
Cyberpunk
[Smut OR Story Based] [Short OR Long-Term]
Cyberpunk as in the genre, though if you want to do something set in the 2022 or 2077 universe we can do that as well. I just love the aesthetics of cyberpunk--giant cities that somehow still feel homely and comforting under the haze of neon smug. Men in leather jackets holding guns in one hand and a cigarette in the other--mercenaries blasting techno music while going on cyber-ops. Hot chromed up girls in body-suits. All of that is a lot of fun to me and I would love to do something based off of it. There's a lot we can do with this--one of us could be a corpo and the other one a merc on their payroll. We could both be mercs going on a mission together, or meeting for drinks after the job is done. Maybe we're just spectators to all the action going on, VA-11 Hall-A style? I would love to do something with this kind of aesthetic.
Noir
[Smut OR Story Based] [Short OR Long-Term]
I wanna do something with a Noir theme to it. This perhaps out of all the requests is the one most based off of
Aesthetics, but damnit, I think it's a fun aesthetic. I would love to do something where I play a hard-broiled, grizzled detective or private investigator who's trying to solve a murder, and you play a svelte and sexy femme fatale, and they work together to solve the murder and also fuck. Cracked asphalt streets, scorching summer sun, crowded rooms choked in cigarette smoke, underhanded dealings with gangsters and wondering if solving the crime was worth it at all at the end of the day. I think that's neat.
Monster Girls
[Smut Based, maybe Story Based] [Short or Long-Term]
So please keep in mind that when I talk about Monster Girls, I'm talking about something like this or this, some might be more monstrous than others, but they will definitely appear to be more girl than monster. Some of you might prefer it the other way around, and all the more power to you, but that's not my vibe. This idea is for my character, a human guy, and your character, a Monster Girl, probably in a fantasy setting, to go do stuff. This could be our characters going on a stock-standard adventure together. Maybe the evil Queen of the Monsters is up to shenanigans and our characters have to stop her? Maybe the Queen of Monsters is misunderstood and my character is campaigning in her honor? I did have one idea that my character is kind of a gendarme for Monster Girls, and he rides from place to place within the land solving monster-related crimes: Both in the sense of providing justice for humans who have been predated upon by monsters, and advocating for monsters who face prejudicial treatment from humans. Also he's a big sad boy who doesn't think he deserves to be loved or smth.
This one singular GIF
[Smut Based] [Short-Term]
I think this gif is hot. That's it, that's the prompt. Okay, well, kinda, but not really. I think that gif is really hot and I want to do something in that position. We do not have to play those literal characters, but characters with those proportions--your character could be some kind of demon, perhaps just a particularly tall woman, and my character can be a dwarf, halfling--Some justification for why he has a massively disproportionate cock and is fucking a woman well over twice his size. We don't have to do just that position, we can do some more stuff with them. Of course we can think of characters, the place they live, their relationship with each-other, and why they're fucking, but I don't see the RP extending past that. It can if you really want, we could even merge it with one of the other plots--I just really think that gif is hot and want to RP it.
Momfucking
[Smut Based] [Short-Term, maybe Long-Term]
This is the plot that is about sons fucking their own mothers. Now, if you like the dynamic but just don't like incest, we can work with that and have it be something more similar to him fucking a milf instead of his literal mother, but yeah, the idea behind this plot is for a young man to have a sexual relationship with his mom. I don't want to play with the bad parts of this at all--Incest is terrible and is taboo for a very good reason, but I don't want to dwell on that in the RP much more than "Teehee, this is naughty~". There are a variety of reasons why this relationship could form--it could be set in a fantasy setting and your character is the Royal Queen who feels neglected by her perpetually absent husband, and turns to their Son as a source of affection. Maybe your character is a succubus, and decides to give my character a special surprise on his eighteenth birthday? Maybe this is an accident, a drunken one-night stand where identities only get revealed the next day? There's a lot of places this can go.
Warhammer 40'000
[Smut or Story Based] [Short or Long-Term]
I want to roleplay Warhammer 40'000. I'm not a giant stickler for the lore, so long as we maintain the general identity of the setting--but I'm willing to let the rules bend a bit for the sake of having a little fun. So if you want to play a Tech-Priest with surprisingly generous fleshy bits or a badass female Space Marine, I'm not going to be the one to stop you. My character for this could be anything--an Imperial Guard conscript who finds himself way in over his head, a Junior Inquisitor investigating heresy, a zealous but inexperienced ecclesiarch? All of these I can do--40k is an utterly massive setting, and there is a whole lot that we are able of doing with it.
The Traveler's Tale
[Story Based] [Long-Term]
The Traveler's Tale is an incredibly niche and Incredibly complex text-only CYOA. You can find the link here. The lore for this doesn't always make the most sense, as you have to guess based on other entries and fill in some gaps yourself--but It paints a very interesting picture that I would love to take part in with someone. It's super weird, but it tickles my 'tism in the perfect sort of way. For this we would both make characters and we would both share the burden of controlling the world. I have been looking for a partner for this for quite some time, and I have been content with not finding one--because, yeah, it is super niche, I would be a fool to presume I would easily find someone willing to RP it with me, but if you are willing to be that person, I would be extremely happy.
Out of the Frying Pan, and into the Fun!
Fantasy-Fun!
[Smut OR Story Based] [Short OR Long-Term]
For some time now I have had a hankering for general fantasy shenanigans. I was trying to cook up one of my super long RTs based on the idea but I just could not come up with a coherent idea for one. To that end, I have just decided to say that I do not have a concrete idea for this and am willing to do just about anything in a Fantasy setting. Wanna play two adventurers going on a journey together? Great! Wanna play a demure yet sultry princess and I play a stoic yet affectionate Knight? Great. Wanna play a mature but seductive elf woman and I play a Young and energetic Hero? Great! Swords, Dragons, Elves, Cat-Girls, Big Boobs--Everything I thought was cool when I was young is indeed still cool.
Cyberpunk
[Smut OR Story Based] [Short OR Long-Term]
Cyberpunk as in the genre, though if you want to do something set in the 2022 or 2077 universe we can do that as well. I just love the aesthetics of cyberpunk--giant cities that somehow still feel homely and comforting under the haze of neon smug. Men in leather jackets holding guns in one hand and a cigarette in the other--mercenaries blasting techno music while going on cyber-ops. Hot chromed up girls in body-suits. All of that is a lot of fun to me and I would love to do something based off of it. There's a lot we can do with this--one of us could be a corpo and the other one a merc on their payroll. We could both be mercs going on a mission together, or meeting for drinks after the job is done. Maybe we're just spectators to all the action going on, VA-11 Hall-A style? I would love to do something with this kind of aesthetic.
Noir
[Smut OR Story Based] [Short OR Long-Term]
I wanna do something with a Noir theme to it. This perhaps out of all the requests is the one most based off of
Aesthetics, but damnit, I think it's a fun aesthetic. I would love to do something where I play a hard-broiled, grizzled detective or private investigator who's trying to solve a murder, and you play a svelte and sexy femme fatale, and they work together to solve the murder and also fuck. Cracked asphalt streets, scorching summer sun, crowded rooms choked in cigarette smoke, underhanded dealings with gangsters and wondering if solving the crime was worth it at all at the end of the day. I think that's neat. Monster Girls
[Smut Based, maybe Story Based] [Short or Long-Term]
So please keep in mind that when I talk about Monster Girls, I'm talking about something like this or this, some might be more monstrous than others, but they will definitely appear to be more girl than monster. Some of you might prefer it the other way around, and all the more power to you, but that's not my vibe. This idea is for my character, a human guy, and your character, a Monster Girl, probably in a fantasy setting, to go do stuff. This could be our characters going on a stock-standard adventure together. Maybe the evil Queen of the Monsters is up to shenanigans and our characters have to stop her? Maybe the Queen of Monsters is misunderstood and my character is campaigning in her honor? I did have one idea that my character is kind of a gendarme for Monster Girls, and he rides from place to place within the land solving monster-related crimes: Both in the sense of providing justice for humans who have been predated upon by monsters, and advocating for monsters who face prejudicial treatment from humans. Also he's a big sad boy who doesn't think he deserves to be loved or smth.
This one singular GIF
[Smut Based] [Short-Term]
I think this gif is hot. That's it, that's the prompt. Okay, well, kinda, but not really. I think that gif is really hot and I want to do something in that position. We do not have to play those literal characters, but characters with those proportions--your character could be some kind of demon, perhaps just a particularly tall woman, and my character can be a dwarf, halfling--Some justification for why he has a massively disproportionate cock and is fucking a woman well over twice his size. We don't have to do just that position, we can do some more stuff with them. Of course we can think of characters, the place they live, their relationship with each-other, and why they're fucking, but I don't see the RP extending past that. It can if you really want, we could even merge it with one of the other plots--I just really think that gif is hot and want to RP it.
Momfucking
[Smut Based] [Short-Term, maybe Long-Term]
This is the plot that is about sons fucking their own mothers. Now, if you like the dynamic but just don't like incest, we can work with that and have it be something more similar to him fucking a milf instead of his literal mother, but yeah, the idea behind this plot is for a young man to have a sexual relationship with his mom. I don't want to play with the bad parts of this at all--Incest is terrible and is taboo for a very good reason, but I don't want to dwell on that in the RP much more than "Teehee, this is naughty~". There are a variety of reasons why this relationship could form--it could be set in a fantasy setting and your character is the Royal Queen who feels neglected by her perpetually absent husband, and turns to their Son as a source of affection. Maybe your character is a succubus, and decides to give my character a special surprise on his eighteenth birthday? Maybe this is an accident, a drunken one-night stand where identities only get revealed the next day? There's a lot of places this can go.
Warhammer 40'000
[Smut or Story Based] [Short or Long-Term]
I want to roleplay Warhammer 40'000. I'm not a giant stickler for the lore, so long as we maintain the general identity of the setting--but I'm willing to let the rules bend a bit for the sake of having a little fun. So if you want to play a Tech-Priest with surprisingly generous fleshy bits or a badass female Space Marine, I'm not going to be the one to stop you. My character for this could be anything--an Imperial Guard conscript who finds himself way in over his head, a Junior Inquisitor investigating heresy, a zealous but inexperienced ecclesiarch? All of these I can do--40k is an utterly massive setting, and there is a whole lot that we are able of doing with it.
The Traveler's Tale
[Story Based] [Long-Term]
The Traveler's Tale is an incredibly niche and Incredibly complex text-only CYOA. You can find the link here. The lore for this doesn't always make the most sense, as you have to guess based on other entries and fill in some gaps yourself--but It paints a very interesting picture that I would love to take part in with someone. It's super weird, but it tickles my 'tism in the perfect sort of way. For this we would both make characters and we would both share the burden of controlling the world. I have been looking for a partner for this for quite some time, and I have been content with not finding one--because, yeah, it is super niche, I would be a fool to presume I would easily find someone willing to RP it with me, but if you are willing to be that person, I would be extremely happy.