Come for the story, stay for the Clitty-Banter

[UndertakersDaughter]

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who dreamed of a hero. Not to save her from a dragon, ghouls, monsters in her closet, but herself. From the prison of her mind. The place where she is trapped with all of her silent dreams.​

What to anticipate from me:

• Friendliness
• Respect
• Creative ideas

What not to anticipate from me:

• Perfection- I have dyslexia and sometimes my brain moves faster than my fingers.
• More than five paragraphs a post- I really want a good back and forth. Not a whole independent story that required a word count from me. I am not someone who likes one liners but I am all about quality vs quantity.
• Boundary breaking- Hard limits are set for a reason. I will not cross yours and you will not cross mine!

I like ‘em thic…I like em chunky

I have no desire to play someone unrealistic. I will play girls with meat on them and if you dig a good big boddied damsel in self created distress? Yes, I am here for it! Do I play anything outside of these juicy beauties? Sure! But I will pick my girls and you will pick your guys!

BUT RED! WE WANT TO KNOW WHAT WINDS YOUR CLOCK!
What a sweet little treat you are! Honestly? Intelligence, banter, wit, and excitement!

BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS PEEEEEN RED?! HOW MANY HUGE MEASUREMENTS DO YOU NEED FROM HIM?!
I love the go get’er attitude but simmer down Cow Boy! You’re guys are more than bulls. Seduce the mind and the body follows! Picking it up now?

Genres and pairings​

Dark Romance Slice of life Fantasy Post World Collapse
ME: Abused Runaway Boss Earth Angel Slave girl
YOU: Police officer Employee Demon Ruler/King
ME: Appocolipse Prostitute Waking world Island Queen
YOU: Mob Rich Guy (Pretty womanish) Dream world (PLOT!) Captive
ME: Murder Witness Therapist Witch High Priestess
YOU: Kidnapper Dissociative Identity Cop (PLOT) A God
ME:University Student Nanny Median Diva
YOU: Professor Single Dad Spirit possessing a guy Rebel
ME: Abused Wife Step Sister Insert Your Idea Insert Your Idea
YOU: Military Guy Twin Brothers Insert Your Idea Insert Your Idea

Okay! Lets PLOT!!!
More to come!