Wrong Answers Only

[reverie.]

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY


Wrong Answers Only is a game where you must answer ALL the questions WRONG.


e x a m p l e s :

what do you wash your face with?
red wine

what is your favorite flavor?
triangle

what are you having for dinner today?
a rocket ship


try to be creative! this is supposed to be H I L A R I O U S.


i can start with
what did you eat for breakfast?
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[Father Figure]

A towel.

What's your favorite cheese?

 

[Prose]

Lunar rock.

How do magnets work?

 

[Lockdown]

When a North and South pole really like each other they come together to make one big magnet.

Where does the moon shine?

 

[reverie.]

on the wrong side of mount everest

what do you wear to work these days?

 

[Sync]

A pink tutu with hawaiian shirts.


What's your favourite alcoholic drink?

 

[Punishment]

Microwaved Ice Cube Martini

What's the most romantic thing you can whisper to someone?

 

[NahRider]

Your flight has been cancelled scratch that, I like this one better "There are no refunds"

What's the best place to go on holiday?

 

[Sync]

The bottom of the Mariana Trench.


What your favourite genre/style of music?

 

[Punishment]

The Screaming Goats Choir

What's the number one rule of survival in the wild?

 

[NahRider]

Strap your child in front of you.


How to stop a speeding car while you're in it?

 

[Father Figure]

Tell the monkey to slam on the brakes!

Your favorite exercise?

 

[NahRider]

Exorcisms

How do you greet your neighbors?

 

[Father Figure]

Flatulence.

What is the world's happiest animal?

 

[Lockdown]

Your mom

What color is the sky?

 

[SavageBunny]

Same as always: That of a TV tuned into Saturday Morning cartoons.

What's the best way to cook a steak?

 

[Sync]

Over a gentle slow flame, but you have to be careful - if you do it wrong, the wood tastes really funny.


What colour is the Red Sea?

 

[Chai]

Ultraviolet - watch out for that radiation.

How would you describe your first kiss?

 

[Illicit Inqiuiry]

Perfect, people will write textbooks at how good of a kisser I was.

What is the best way to learn a new language?

 

[echo]

In solitary confinement.

What is the best way to travel through time?

 

[Lockdown]

Sit in a room with fresh paint and watch it dry. You’ll feel every second passing by even more than ever before so you’ll know it’s working.

How do you drive a car?

 

[Chai]

Exactly like you ride a bike.

What do you use to wash your hair?

 

[echo]

I hear honey and tears works wonders for the roots

If the Easter Bunny only shows up once a year, where does he go for the rest of it?

 

[Sync]

In someone's sock draw to hold conversations with his friend, Rampant Rabbit.


What does Santa do with his Reindeer on Boxing Day?

 

[Chai]

Open hunting season!

How many stars are in the sky?