Wrong Answers Only

[reverie.]

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY


Wrong Answers Only is a game where you must answer ALL the questions WRONG.


e x a m p l e s :

what do you wash your face with?
red wine

what is your favorite flavor?
triangle

what are you having for dinner today?
a rocket ship


try to be creative! this is supposed to be H I L A R I O U S.


i can start with
what did you eat for breakfast?
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[Father Figure]

A towel.

What's your favorite cheese?

 

[Prose]

Lunar rock.

How do magnets work?

 

[Lockdown]

When a North and South pole really like each other they come together to make one big magnet.

Where does the moon shine?

 

[reverie.]

on the wrong side of mount everest

what do you wear to work these days?

 

[Sync]

A pink tutu with hawaiian shirts.


What's your favourite alcoholic drink?

 

[Punishment]

Microwaved Ice Cube Martini

What's the most romantic thing you can whisper to someone?

 

[NahRider]

Your flight has been cancelled scratch that, I like this one better "There are no refunds"

What's the best place to go on holiday?

 

[Sync]

The bottom of the Mariana Trench.


What your favourite genre/style of music?

 

[Punishment]

The Screaming Goats Choir

What's the number one rule of survival in the wild?

 

[NahRider]

Strap your child in front of you.


How to stop a speeding car while you're in it?

 

[Father Figure]

Tell the monkey to slam on the brakes!

Your favorite exercise?

 

[NahRider]

Exorcisms

How do you greet your neighbors?

 

[Father Figure]

Flatulence.

What is the world's happiest animal?