Your support makes Blue Moon possible (Patreon)The old professor shock his head in disbelief as he read the match report from the game that previous night. He longed for the return of favourite sports teams glory days he remembered so fondly from his youth. After a long day of teaching he liked nothing better than to catch up on world events with a strong cup off coffee. He was continuing to flick through the sports pages when his attention was drawn towards that day's post.
As usual he had collected the post from the mail box at the bottom of the driveway but haven't much notice of the package placed among the many letters as he placed the pile on to the kitchen table. It was only now that he noticed the small brown parcel. "That bloody mailman is utterly useless!" he complained shaking his head on seeing that the package was actually address to his neighbour Mr Stevens who lived a few doors down from him. The pair had never actually come to blows but neither were they on the best of terms. Mr Jones had taken it upon himself many years ago to know as much as about his neighbours as possible and what they were up to. He didn't care that they called him the nosy old professor behind his back. In the past when mail been incorrectly delivered to his house he had thought nothing of steam opening the letter to read it's contents before discreetly posting it to the correct address. As he looked at the package it wasn't long before his nosy nature got the better of him and he very carefully opened it.
He was surprised when on opening the package he found that it contain a short letter along with a small bottle of clear liquid. After shaking the bottle and studying the liquid more carefully he read the letter out aloud.
"Dear Mr Stevens, Thank you for your interest in our new and improved Aphrodis". Our test results show that even the most stuck up and hard nose women can't help crave sexual attention after taking the recommended amount of Aphrodis.
"What stuff and nonsense" he muttered shaking his head in amusement placing the bottle on the table. Mr Stevens must be more off a moron then I thought he muttered too himself going back to his newspaper.
As usual he had collected the post from the mail box at the bottom of the driveway but haven't much notice of the package placed among the many letters as he placed the pile on to the kitchen table. It was only now that he noticed the small brown parcel. "That bloody mailman is utterly useless!" he complained shaking his head on seeing that the package was actually address to his neighbour Mr Stevens who lived a few doors down from him. The pair had never actually come to blows but neither were they on the best of terms. Mr Jones had taken it upon himself many years ago to know as much as about his neighbours as possible and what they were up to. He didn't care that they called him the nosy old professor behind his back. In the past when mail been incorrectly delivered to his house he had thought nothing of steam opening the letter to read it's contents before discreetly posting it to the correct address. As he looked at the package it wasn't long before his nosy nature got the better of him and he very carefully opened it.
He was surprised when on opening the package he found that it contain a short letter along with a small bottle of clear liquid. After shaking the bottle and studying the liquid more carefully he read the letter out aloud.
"Dear Mr Stevens, Thank you for your interest in our new and improved Aphrodis". Our test results show that even the most stuck up and hard nose women can't help crave sexual attention after taking the recommended amount of Aphrodis.
"What stuff and nonsense" he muttered shaking his head in amusement placing the bottle on the table. Mr Stevens must be more off a moron then I thought he muttered too himself going back to his newspaper.