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- Joined
- Oct 13, 2016
- Location
- Arizona
Okay. Thank you for stopping by to take a look at what I've got going on here. I will start by saying that I have more than 20 years of experience writing. I have done or will do most genres. Use code Dark Roast in your introduction PM to me so that I know you were paying attention and I should take you seriously.
When it comes to my tastes, lets just say that it changes with the plot and the story or characters. I am generally pretty accepting, though I admit that there are just certain things I prefer to be pretty vanilla about.
--I do not have an F-list and no I will not create one.
--I do my RP here through forum or PM. I may be convinced to use Discord for chatting but I prefer to stay on site here.
--One liners are always very bad. I avoid them like the plague.
--I am never at all interested in a schoolboy, loser, or otherwise shy, bashful, or timid guy. Any guy for any of my girls will be rugged, tough, and waste no time trying to get his dick wet.
--Furries will also always be a massive turn off. Sorry but feline ears, tails, and wolfish grins fall in the same category as bestiality for me.
--Anime is also a very big turn off to me. If it is very well drawn and appears to be professional quality, I am far more lenient and forgiving. But if I can do a google search and find an AI piece of much higher quality...well understand that is where my preference lies.
--As for posting frequency and quality... Well I am not really looking for a professional writer here. Everyone makes mistakes. Typos happen. English is not the first language for everyone, even if it is for me. Having said that, my patience has a limit. If you can't make an effort to make sure you're writing is understandable while leaving me something to engage with, why should I do the same for you. Ghosting happens. It happens all of the time. I hate it. I hate it because it means I have wasted my time again. If you go more than 3 or 4 days without any sort of communication, I will assume you've chosen to bow out.
As you may have guessed by my title to this post, I have an exclusive craving for elf or orc girls, and the situation they found themselves in that ended with an unexpected bun in the oven!
--I am looking for almost purely smut one shots. I don't need a long, drawn out story. We don't need a whole lot of planning. Get in. Impregnate my character. Get out. Call it a day, lol. I really am that easy to please!
--I may be open to ideas that I have no listed. You can try. But honestly I will probably turn it down in favor of my own. This is especially true for possible partners who take my idea as a writing prompt, and come at me jumping in and ready to go.
--You've just seen me mention a writing prompt. Each one of my ideas lays out a possible scene and what is, or should be happening next. If you want me to take you seriously I very strongly advise you to include a response to my story idea or prompt as part of your introduction.
--When responding to a prompt, let me know which Orc or Elf girlie you prefer by using her name that I've chosen. If you have an alternate portrait that you'd like me to use, please be sure to include it!
--Remember, I am looking for potential partners who are ready to go.
ORC GIRLS!
1. Sin'kesh
2. Octavia
3. Hexia
4. Slash
5. Fire
Any of these girls can be used in any of my smut cravings involving a female orc. They all work for me. Choose whom you like.
ELF GIRLS!
1. Reth'ya
2. Mist
3. Kate Lynn
4. Veronika
5. Hazmina
6. Sapphire
Kate Lynn is my favorite of the elf lady face claims. Sapphire is reserved specifically for any elf smut involving royalty. While any other elf lady can be used for this purpose, Sapphire is the one I have in mind.
1. Wedding Tomorrow: MC is about to get herself married. It is before noon the next day. She knows her husband to be likes his women a bit loosened up to make room for his size and girth. MC has just the plan. She's already had a few shots of rum and knows there are at least three different men that have all been checking her out. One is a blonde savage. One is bald and thick, and the third is a knight in service to MC's husband to be. Oh well. It's too late now. MC tied off a pink ribbon with the key to her room at the bottom of the stairwell. She went upstairs to her room and hastily got undressed, eagerly waiting for whomever decided to come lay her.
2. So THAT is what the big deal is: In this elf exclusive scenario, MC is curious. She's heard about humans and how much larger than elves they are between the legs. Determined to figure it out for herself, MC wore her most provocative outfit she had and played up the new girl in town bit until somebody finally propositioned her. MC told the man to let her see it, and if he's huge. she will give it up for free, all night long. MC looked at the man in wide eyed amazement when she saw how huge it was. Well a deal is a deal and she's already in his room, so why not?
3. Joining the Gang: In this story, MC decides to join a group of ruffians and a gang of bandits because of reasons that don't need specified. There are 7 of them. 4 humans, an orc, a half orc, and a half elf. The leader is willing to let MC join up... but she won't get beat in. She's going to be sexed in. The gang quickly grabs MC and drags her to the nearby barn. They strip her down, get rough, and break her in. Each guy gets a turn. I prefer they get two. MC doesn't resist because she is having the time of her life.
4. Right Where He's Wanted: YC is a big bad ass. He takes what he wants and has no problems sleeping at night. MC is a demure, sweet girl. A fresh cherry, ripe for plucking. MC has been bathed and cleaned up and summoned to YC's quarters. MC enters nude, in the slave collar and shackles, and is laid down on the bed. She has no idea what is going on, and struggles just a little bit. But on the inside, MC can't wait to get rammed and filled with seed.
5. The Wife's Massage Goes Too Far: In this story, MC is a happily married woman who would never dream of cheating. She is expecting a hot oil massage and a happy ending from her husband. She lays on the table, blindfolded. She lets the expert hands keep going, and going, and she goes for her happy ending. After having the time of her life, MC removes the blindfold to find out that she is full of seed and her husband is nowhere to be found.
6. Stolen: MC broke in to steal something. In the process, she sees you in the middle of getting it on with another of my girlies. After some time in the shadows, MC joins the couple in progress. In this instance, choose two of my girls, one to be the thief, the other to already be in the middle of getting it on with YC. I will play both of the ladies. The focal point will strongly shift to the thief midway through the scene.
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Okay. So this has been pretty exhaustive. If you include code Cum Goes In a Girl, I'll know you've made it to the end. If you'd like, I'll trade one of mine for one of yours.
When it comes to my tastes, lets just say that it changes with the plot and the story or characters. I am generally pretty accepting, though I admit that there are just certain things I prefer to be pretty vanilla about.
--I do not have an F-list and no I will not create one.
--I do my RP here through forum or PM. I may be convinced to use Discord for chatting but I prefer to stay on site here.
--One liners are always very bad. I avoid them like the plague.
--I am never at all interested in a schoolboy, loser, or otherwise shy, bashful, or timid guy. Any guy for any of my girls will be rugged, tough, and waste no time trying to get his dick wet.
--Furries will also always be a massive turn off. Sorry but feline ears, tails, and wolfish grins fall in the same category as bestiality for me.
--Anime is also a very big turn off to me. If it is very well drawn and appears to be professional quality, I am far more lenient and forgiving. But if I can do a google search and find an AI piece of much higher quality...well understand that is where my preference lies.
--As for posting frequency and quality... Well I am not really looking for a professional writer here. Everyone makes mistakes. Typos happen. English is not the first language for everyone, even if it is for me. Having said that, my patience has a limit. If you can't make an effort to make sure you're writing is understandable while leaving me something to engage with, why should I do the same for you. Ghosting happens. It happens all of the time. I hate it. I hate it because it means I have wasted my time again. If you go more than 3 or 4 days without any sort of communication, I will assume you've chosen to bow out.
As you may have guessed by my title to this post, I have an exclusive craving for elf or orc girls, and the situation they found themselves in that ended with an unexpected bun in the oven!
--I am looking for almost purely smut one shots. I don't need a long, drawn out story. We don't need a whole lot of planning. Get in. Impregnate my character. Get out. Call it a day, lol. I really am that easy to please!
--I may be open to ideas that I have no listed. You can try. But honestly I will probably turn it down in favor of my own. This is especially true for possible partners who take my idea as a writing prompt, and come at me jumping in and ready to go.
--You've just seen me mention a writing prompt. Each one of my ideas lays out a possible scene and what is, or should be happening next. If you want me to take you seriously I very strongly advise you to include a response to my story idea or prompt as part of your introduction.
--When responding to a prompt, let me know which Orc or Elf girlie you prefer by using her name that I've chosen. If you have an alternate portrait that you'd like me to use, please be sure to include it!
--Remember, I am looking for potential partners who are ready to go.
ORC GIRLS!
1. Sin'kesh
2. Octavia
3. Hexia
4. Slash
5. Fire
Any of these girls can be used in any of my smut cravings involving a female orc. They all work for me. Choose whom you like.
ELF GIRLS!
1. Reth'ya
2. Mist
3. Kate Lynn
4. Veronika
5. Hazmina
6. Sapphire
Kate Lynn is my favorite of the elf lady face claims. Sapphire is reserved specifically for any elf smut involving royalty. While any other elf lady can be used for this purpose, Sapphire is the one I have in mind.
1. Wedding Tomorrow: MC is about to get herself married. It is before noon the next day. She knows her husband to be likes his women a bit loosened up to make room for his size and girth. MC has just the plan. She's already had a few shots of rum and knows there are at least three different men that have all been checking her out. One is a blonde savage. One is bald and thick, and the third is a knight in service to MC's husband to be. Oh well. It's too late now. MC tied off a pink ribbon with the key to her room at the bottom of the stairwell. She went upstairs to her room and hastily got undressed, eagerly waiting for whomever decided to come lay her.
2. So THAT is what the big deal is: In this elf exclusive scenario, MC is curious. She's heard about humans and how much larger than elves they are between the legs. Determined to figure it out for herself, MC wore her most provocative outfit she had and played up the new girl in town bit until somebody finally propositioned her. MC told the man to let her see it, and if he's huge. she will give it up for free, all night long. MC looked at the man in wide eyed amazement when she saw how huge it was. Well a deal is a deal and she's already in his room, so why not?
3. Joining the Gang: In this story, MC decides to join a group of ruffians and a gang of bandits because of reasons that don't need specified. There are 7 of them. 4 humans, an orc, a half orc, and a half elf. The leader is willing to let MC join up... but she won't get beat in. She's going to be sexed in. The gang quickly grabs MC and drags her to the nearby barn. They strip her down, get rough, and break her in. Each guy gets a turn. I prefer they get two. MC doesn't resist because she is having the time of her life.
4. Right Where He's Wanted: YC is a big bad ass. He takes what he wants and has no problems sleeping at night. MC is a demure, sweet girl. A fresh cherry, ripe for plucking. MC has been bathed and cleaned up and summoned to YC's quarters. MC enters nude, in the slave collar and shackles, and is laid down on the bed. She has no idea what is going on, and struggles just a little bit. But on the inside, MC can't wait to get rammed and filled with seed.
5. The Wife's Massage Goes Too Far: In this story, MC is a happily married woman who would never dream of cheating. She is expecting a hot oil massage and a happy ending from her husband. She lays on the table, blindfolded. She lets the expert hands keep going, and going, and she goes for her happy ending. After having the time of her life, MC removes the blindfold to find out that she is full of seed and her husband is nowhere to be found.
6. Stolen: MC broke in to steal something. In the process, she sees you in the middle of getting it on with another of my girlies. After some time in the shadows, MC joins the couple in progress. In this instance, choose two of my girls, one to be the thief, the other to already be in the middle of getting it on with YC. I will play both of the ladies. The focal point will strongly shift to the thief midway through the scene.
...
Okay. So this has been pretty exhaustive. If you include code Cum Goes In a Girl, I'll know you've made it to the end. If you'd like, I'll trade one of mine for one of yours.