Dirty Dungeon Crawl (GM4A)

[BenthicDreamer]

"Welcome crawlers!"


Congratulations on surviving the end of the world and finding your way down to the dungeon! We are very impressed and are so excited that all the remaining humans from earth will be participating in this new season of Dungeon Crawler World!

What's that you ask? I'm glad you did! Because you are live in front of a galaxy wide audience, and everyone is rooting for you to survive. This first level of the dungeon is designed to be easy and give a chance for the audience to discover you. Sponsorship bidding will not open until the second floor, but you've only got one chance to make a good first impression. We suggest you find the nearest safe room and take advantage of your friendly, helpful game guide. Bathrooms have been made liberally available and the exploding toilet bug from last season has been patched.


"Now get out there and KILL KILL KILL!"

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This game is inspired by Matt Dinniman's "Dungeon Crawler Carl" series. You don't need to have read the books before to play or enjoy this game, but they will give you an idea of what to expect. The pic above, of the titular character running away from a ball of pig-people in his boxer shorts with his pet cat kind of says a lot.

For those of you who are familiar with the series, let me point out a few key differences between it and my game...

• My game will definitely lean more toward the erotic and the outright salacious, often darkly so. (Not always, but OFTEN)
• My version of the system is MUCH simpler. Don't worry, you'll still have a character sheet and can customize your build as you go

For those of you not familiar with the series but who are still interested, let me break it down for you!

• The world just ended. Aliens came and destroyed it for minerals--like a much darker version of the beginning of Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Every building in the world was abruptly CRUSHED, along with everyone inside of them.
• Staircases with giant beams of light appeared in various locations around the world promised you a chance to survive...JUST a chance
• Congratulations! The end of the world is being televised! Your fight for survival and every moment of your degradation is being broadcast LIVE to an audience across the galaxy!
• As you kill monsters and overcome traps, you gain Achievements, Earn Prize Boxes, and Level Up!

WARNING!

"A truly great library contains something to offend everyone,"

--Mary Jo Godwin

This entire setting is MEANT TO BE OFFENSIVE. It is rude, it is disparaging, it is a mockery of everything decent in Earth's culture. If you are easily hurt, triggered, or offended then this game is not for you. This is supposed to be FUN. It is meant to be a DARK PARODY of our world. While I want our characters to be hurt and offended I want US to be laughing and having fun. The last thing I want is for any of my players to be truly hurt.


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PLAYER REQUIREMENTS AND NOTES

• You need to be okay and/or enjoy the following: sex between people of the same gender, sex with monsters, and nonconsensual encounters
• BE OKAY WITH BAD THINGS HAPPENING TO YOUR CHARACTER. This is CRITICAL. This INCLUDES being on the receiving end of nonconsensual scens and scenarios. This is a game of survival where you have to laugh or else you'll cry. It is DARK. The challenges are going to be ridiculous and HARD (the Admin Announcer above LIED).
• If your character is accepted, the game will START OUT just me and you via PMs. AFTER your character hits level 10, they will be able to select a race and class from the options provided by the system AI and go down to the next level...where the other players are. What this means is I'm basically doing a "starter mode" to vet everyone and build up a group before opening an open world game for the players.
• My games tend to swing between "slow burn" and "white hot intense action" wildly and rapidly. Please be ready for this tonal shift.
• BE AWARE: the social and interactive elements are JUST AS IMPORTANT as the combat and dungeon crawling ones, possibly more so.
• SIDE NOTE: If you have a friend or two and want to start out together from the beginning, let me know and I'll see what I can do to accommodate you

Character Creation & Application

• The Golden Rule: interesting trumps optimizing. Bring someone to the game that will be FUN to write & read about and that we will WANT to invest in.
• Characters must be GROUNDED IN REALITY. That means no futanari and their backgrounds need to make sense. The setting is going to be absurd enough!
• Preference is given to females, feminine males/femboys/twinks, and transgender (Both MtF & FtM) characters. That's not a no to a traditionally masculine character, but you will have to work a bit harder to convince me to play with them.
• Your stats and skills are all going to be assigned & awarded in-game.

Name:
Age:
Appearance:
Gender:
Sexuality:
Occupation(s):
Background: (I don't need a novel here, just something to start with that shows you've A) given this some thought and B) can be expanded on and brought up later if need be)
Special skills/hobbies/talents:
Personality: (I don't expect them to start fully fleshed out! It's okay to discover your character as you write, but do have some idea going in who they are and what they're like)
PLAYER LIMITS: (If you have too many of these, this probably isn't the game for you, but I absolutely want to respect those that you have, so include them here)

Bonus: include "Kill, Kill, Kill!" at the start of your PM​