psychobilly-night
Supernova
- Joined
- Jan 31, 2010
Jake groaned as he drove his taxi cab towards his buddies farm... though it was weird that he still had his cab. He got fired that day!!! How?
Today's headline
BIGASS 20 CAR PILE UP OCCURS WHILE TAXI CAB IS DRIVING PREGNANT WOMAN!
Yeah... on a hilarious note the dude that made the headline got fired too! Well after that fiasco he needed to leave the state for awhile so he looked around for a place to stay. Luckily his friend called saying he needed someone to watch the farm for a few months. Jake hastily took it! Way to go dude! Only problem was... Jake lived in California and his buddy lived all the way in the Ass-End-Of-Nowhere, Kansas. Jeez. So you do the math.
"Dude sooner I can get there and play my fucking games...." Jake groaned and soon found the place and got out only to see a note on the front door that said.
"HEY LAZY ASS! Already left. Numbers are on the fridge, and please tend to the cattle."
"So... why'd he italicized the cattle part?" Jake asked and crumbled up the note "Eh who cares? Wait cattle? I don't remember there being a cattle last time I was here. Gee gang we got a mystery on our hands."
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"Like why I'm quoting a douchebag in an ascot." Jake sighed and walked around the farm looking for this cattle.
Today's headline
BIGASS 20 CAR PILE UP OCCURS WHILE TAXI CAB IS DRIVING PREGNANT WOMAN!
Yeah... on a hilarious note the dude that made the headline got fired too! Well after that fiasco he needed to leave the state for awhile so he looked around for a place to stay. Luckily his friend called saying he needed someone to watch the farm for a few months. Jake hastily took it! Way to go dude! Only problem was... Jake lived in California and his buddy lived all the way in the Ass-End-Of-Nowhere, Kansas. Jeez. So you do the math.
"Dude sooner I can get there and play my fucking games...." Jake groaned and soon found the place and got out only to see a note on the front door that said.
"HEY LAZY ASS! Already left. Numbers are on the fridge, and please tend to the cattle."
"So... why'd he italicized the cattle part?" Jake asked and crumbled up the note "Eh who cares? Wait cattle? I don't remember there being a cattle last time I was here. Gee gang we got a mystery on our hands."
...
"Like why I'm quoting a douchebag in an ascot." Jake sighed and walked around the farm looking for this cattle.