Random Parodies

[katisacat]

The Halloween Song (Parody of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting))

Witches brewing on an open fire
Jack the Ripper at the door
Ghoultide carols, being groaned by a choir~
Quoth the raven, nevermore

Don’t open the door… the full moon is blazing red
To help us give an evening fright.
Children who fear to see the living dead
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.

They know the boogie man’s on his way.
He’s left tricks and traps in a maze of hay.
And every werewolf, will howl to the moon
To add a symphony to your doom.

And so I’m offering, this small advice.
From mortals ages 1 to 92.
Although everywhere, you see bats and mice
All Hallow’s Eve is here for you~
And so I’m offering, this small advice.
From mortals ages 1 to 92.
Although everywhere, you see bats and mice
All Hallow’s Eve is here for you~