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Penny's Dungeons and Dragons: Phandelver and Below

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Passing beyond the high, guarded stone walls that surround the city of Neverwinter, the old wagon rolls along a well-trodden gravel road, leaving behind the sounds of a bustling, growing, city. The human pups collect autumn flowers from the ground still within the shadow of the city’s gates, occasionally glancing up to watch with curiosity as the goblin warrior travel by.

On the road, Gruulix passes musicians and merchants heading towards the city, as the sun peeks out through the myriad clouds above. A particularly keen ear can pick up the distant roar of powerful waves crashing against the cliffs beyond the nearby dunes. The morning air is brisk and energizes the soul, dragonflies whisk and dart through the tall grasses stirred by the wagon’s passing. The melodic chirping of birds from a nearby grove provides music for traveling through the peaceful countryside.

As the day winds on, the sun rolling across the sky and painting the horizon with lovely shades of orange and purple, Gruulix arrives at Helm’s Hold. A town contained behind thick stone walls that are marked by countless battles, shadowed by the cathedral to Helm for whom the town was named. The goblin spends the night at the Hungry Flame Inn. It is a pleasant enough establishment, though it doesn’t compare to the more ostentatious accommodations Gundren provided in Neverwinter.

The dwarf had been eager for Gruulix’s assistance, though he had been vague on the details. Between the eager and energetic couplings on the dwarf’s bed, he would only divulge that he and his brothers had found “something big.” He was more than happy to pay Gruulix a tidy little sum of ten gold pieces to escort a wagon of his supplies safely to Barthen’s Provisions, a trading post in the town of Phandalin. When the goblin awoke, Gundren had left a note informing her that he had left, needing to arrive in Phandalin early to “take care of business.”

The next morning, Gruulix leaves Helm’s Hold behind to get back on the road, spending the day traveling along the High Road, the wagon’s sluggish oxen pulling it across the last of grassy hillocks that have become rather familiar to the goblin. Off the well-worn path to either side, rich grasslands stretch silently swaying in the gentle breeze. A goshawk glides overhead like a kite, spying the land below in search of its next catch, as a spooked brown hare hops past the wagon. Night comes swiftly enough and Gruulix finds a promising campsite by the side of the road, resting without incident.

The next morning is crisp and wet as a low-lying fog slowly rises in tune with the sun climbing past the horizon. The grass glitters like emeralds when the morning’s light shimmers off the dew drops hanging from them. Within the next hour, Gruulix spots a welcome sight as she reaches the turn-off that takes the wagon onto the Triboar Trail which leads to Phandalin.

It is close to midday as Gruulix’s wagon is approaching the side road that leads south to Phandalin. As she comes around a bend, she stumbles across the scene of a recent battle. The woods press close to the trail here, with a steam embankment and dense thickets on either side. Two horses wander the road, sniffing at what looks like ransacked personal effects lying in the road.
 
Gruulix walks beside the wagon, resting her hammer on one shoulder. She'd rode upon it the first day, but by the end of the trip, her muscles felt so anxious from inactivity that she refused to climb atop it the next morning. She'd expected this escort this to be far more violent, and the walk provides just barely enough exertion to be comfortable.

Her hand absently rubs her abdomen as she walks. She likes to imagine she can still feel Gundrun's cum in there, but she isn't sure if anything will come of it. He's not the first dwarf she'd lain with, and none of them had made her a mother. I need more powerful mates, she thinks. Still, even if he can't give her children, she enjoyed seeing him, she'll enjoy seeing him again, and she'll especially enjoy the ten gold pieces he promised her.

She's contemplating what delicious food she can buy with that money when the wagon rounds the corner. Immediately, she perks up, her ears twitching in excitement. She waves at the wagon driver. "No go! Gruulix go. Gruulix look horses."

She thumps a fist on her upper chest and grins at the driver, then walks forward. A wiser adventurer might have been wary of ambush, but Gruulix figures the danger is long gone - all that remains is to pick through the remains for anything interesting and clear the road. She eyes the horses as she appproaches; she's eaten horse meat before. It's not the best, in her experience, but it's not the worst.

Upon reaching the discarded personal effects, Gruulix briefly roots through them for anything interesting, then tosses them to the side of the road if they're large enough to impede the wagon.

Investigation roll to infer anything about the battle site: 0! If there's any clues to find here, she's doesn't!

If you make an account on the hamete virtual dice server and provide me the email you used, I can give you access to Gruulix's dice log. I recommend using a disposable email service like YOPmail.
 
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Edwin, the wagon's driver, has been rather quiet during the journey thus far. He is a scrawny young man, just barely out of adolescence and not yet fully free of the awkwardness that state had imbued him with. The boy is clearly bewildered by the situation, being escorted to Phandalin by a goblin of all things, but he is being paid a modest amount for a fairly simple task. The wagon's oxen are simple creatures and not difficult to guide, moving when Edwin raises the reins and stopping when he lowers them. A far easier job than cleaning stables and it paid more in a pair of days than he made in a month.

He stops the wagon shortly after seeing the scene ahead, not wanting to approach if he can help it. Edwin looks from the horses ahead to the goblin, giving a nod when she informs him that she's going to check it out. "As you wish, Lady Gruulix."

The horses trot about, seemingly unconcerned by the approach of the goblin woman, their tails idly swishing this way and that as Gruulix examines the area. While she doesn't spot anything of interest, she does get the odd sense that she recognizes one of these horses. It looks a lot like Gundren's, in fact. However, as Gruulix makes this realization, there is a sudden commotion as shrubbery along either side of the road rustles and two male goblins emerge to flank the diminutive warrior.

They wield crudely made bows with similarly crafted arrows notched and at the ready. However, their ambush is halted by the obvious confusion they express at seeing another goblin. Rather than attack as they might have upon catching one of the longshanks, they eye Gruulix warily. After an awkward moment of silence, the goblin to her right, slightly taller than the other and wearing a spiky metal helmet on his head, speaks, "Who you? What tribe? This Cragmaw land! Why you here?!"
 
Gruulix pauses, staring at the familiar horse in concentration for a few seconds before she finally recognizes it. Her eyes widen just before she hears movement in the bushes and turns to watch the goblins emerge. Her eyes move to their weapons before she draws herself up to her full height and puffs out her chest.

"I am of the Gruulix tribe," she says firmly in Goblin. "I am the tribe and the tribe is me. I protect this wagon on the way to Phandalin, at the request of the dwarf Gundren. That is his horse."

She points to the horse, then places both hands on the haft of her hammer. Her knuckles stand out against her skin as her grip tightens. "The Cragmaw tribe is not my enemy, yet. Tell me where Gundren is and let continue on the road."

Intimidation check for the heck of it: 20
 
The goblin gives Gruulix a dubious look when she announces her tribe, clearly unfamiliar, but any confident or mocking expression fades when she demands to know where Gundren is. Seeing the rather formidable hammer that she wields, the goblin grows a paler shade of green and takes a step back. He spares a glance to his compatriot on the other side of the road, unsure, before he answers, "We take dwarf and human. King Grol want dwarf and anything he carry. Dwarf go to King Grol, human at hideout in eating cave. Keep until Klarg get hungry."

Edwin sits very still on the wagon, glancing towards the crossbow that lies out of view before looking back to the tense situation. The other goblin takes note of him, pointing his bow and arrow at the young wagon driver as he demands, "Give human and all stuff in wagon! We let you go then!"
 
Gruulix was willing to argue back and forth with the goblins, but when once's arrow strays towards Edwin, she leaps into action. With surprising speed, she launches herself towards the goblin, swinging her hammer with both hands.

"The human and wagon are under my protection!" she shouts, still in Goblin. "I will deliver them to Phandalin for gold and sex! I, Gruulix, will knock you all down!"

Attack roll with warhammer: 17
Damage roll
with warhammer (held in both hands): 5. If this damage reduces the goblin to zero HP (unlikely), Gruulix will knock them out rather than killing them.
Initiative
: 3
 
The goblin struck by Gruulix's hammer would have cried out if it weren't for the fact that the wind he had been knocked out of him. He dropped his bow, staggering as he drew out his curved blade. The goblin attempted to swing his sword at the hammer wielding warrior woman, but still recovering from the surprise attack, he only struck empty air. His companion behind Gruulix, however, was not so hindered. The other goblin quickly turned his bow on her and loosed the arrow into her shoulder.

"Hey!" Edwin shouted in a shaky voice, grabbing up the crossbow once the bow wielding goblin had turned his attention away. The young carriage driver released the bolt which struck the goblin in the side, eliciting a shriek from the greenskin.

Goblin 1 attacked with a Scimitar and rolled a 6 to hit - Miss!
Goblin 2 attacked with a Shortbow and rolled a 17 - Hit for 5 damage!
Edwin attacked Goblin 2 with a Light Crossbow and rolled a 17 - Hit for 5 damage!
 
"Aah!" Gruulix looks back as the arrow impacts with her shoulder. She glares at the shaft protruding from her shoulder for a moment, then reaches up, yanks it out of her flesh, and flings it away. Her gaze moves to the bow-toting goblin, blazing with fury; then, she throws back her head and howls in rage.

Still screaming, she lifts the hammer over her head and charges the scimitar-wielding goblin, bringing it down on him with both hands.

Gruulix activates Rage, then attacks the goblin she attacked earlier.

Attack roll with warhammer: 13
Damage roll
with warhammer (held in both hands): 14 bludgeoning. If this reduces the goblin to zero HP, Gruulix will knock them out rather than killing them.
 
The goblin standing before Gruulix starts to shriek as she lifts the hammer over her head, trying to shield himself in vain, before she brings it down and sends him sprawling to the ground unconscious. The other goblin looses another arrow from his bow at Gruulix but it sails past her. He starts to run, fleeing back into the woods, but Edwin loads another bolt into the crossbow, lines up the shot, and launches it right into the goblin's back. The fleeing goblin lets out a strangled cry, crumples, and goes still as he collapses.

The wagon driver drops the crossbow and climbs down, hurrying over to Gruulix with a worried expression. "Are you alright, my lady?"

Gruulix's attack hits and knocks Goblin 1 out.
Goblin 2 takes a shot at Gruulix but misses with an attack of 14
Edwin attacks Goblin 2 and hits with a 16, dealing 9 damage and killing the goblin.
Combat is over and I'm going to refund you that Rage since you didn't get much use of it. We'll say that it was just a brief enough rage that it didn't get expended.
 
Gruulix drops the hammer and grabs the unconscious goblin with both hands. She hauls him to the side of the road and lifts his limp form over her head, roaring in anger and triumph as she prepares to hurl him into the roadside thicket.

When Edwin runs over, Gruulix looks over, startled. After a second, her rage cools, and she lets the goblin fall to the ground. She looks around, taking stock of the situation, then looks back up at him.

"Gruulix good. Gruulix strong!" She thumps a fist on her upper chest and shoots him a confident smirk, but it disappears as she points at the horses. "Gundren horse." Her pointing finger moves to the other horse. "Human horse."

She grabs the unconscious goblin and hefts him up with one hand, motioning towards Edwin with his body like an oversized doll. "Cragmaw goblin! Cragmaw take Gundren, take human. Gundren go Cragmaw boss. Human go lair. Cragmaw eat human."

She hefts the goblin onto her shoulder, then smacks his ass with her free hand for emphasis. "Gruulix take Cragmaw, talk Cragmaw. Go boss, go lair." She picks up her warhammer and her voice goes hard. "Take Gundren. Take human."

She moves to the wagon, climbs aboard, and sits down. Now, she's willing to ride. "Go!"
 
Edwin stares in equal measures of awe and confusion. The young wagon driver is surprised by just how strong the goblin woman is, watching her lift the unconscious Cragmaw goblin over her head without any apparent difficulty. He listens to her, doing his best to make sense of her statements despite her less than stellar grasp of the Common tongue. Edwin looks from her to the horses, realizing that they are indeed Gundren and Sildar's horses. "Oh. The goblins kidnapped them?"

He follows after Gruulix as she climbs onto the wagon, observing the goblin woman's ascent with growing interest. He blushes, rubbing the back of his neck, as he admits, "Lady Gruulix, I don't know where the, um, the Cragmaw goblins are. Maybe you should ask that one? Assuming he's still alive."

Edwin motions to the unconscious goblin laying limply across Gruulix's shoulder. He's still alive, but it's likely going to be some time until he regains consciousness.
 
Gruulix nods with an affirmative nod. "Cragmaw take! Cragmaw 'kidnap.'" She puts the unconscious goblin down, sitting him against the side of the wagon.

Gruulix frowns at Edwin's protest, puzzled, before realizing the problem. She averts her eyes and blushes slightly, embarrassed. "No. Go Phandalin. Uh..."

She thinks for a second, trying to figure out how to express her thoughts with her meager Common skills. After a moment, she makes eye contact with Edwin and holds up one finger. "Gruulix go Phandalin." She holds up a second finger. "Gruulix talk Cragmaw." She extends a leg to poke the unconscious goblin with her foot, then holds up a third finger. "Gruulix go boss, go lair, take Gundren, take human. Yes?"
 
Edwin watches Gruulix, noticing her reaction as she comes to the same realization as him. While he recognizes that she may not have thought the whole thing through, the wagon driver is happy to pretend that he didn't. Instead, he nods with a warm, mildly amused, little smile. "Of course, Lady Gruulix. I misunderstood. My apologies. Of course, we should go to Phandalin first."

With Gruulix and the unconscious Cragmaw goblin on the wagon, Edwin gets the oxen moving once more and they continue towards Phandalin. With a little effort and a couple carrots from the wagon's provisions, he also gets the horses to follow along.

The rutted track emerges from a wooded hillside, and Gruulix catches her first glimpse of Phandalin. The town consists of forty or fifty simple log buildings, some built on old fieldstone foundations. More old ruins—crumbling stone walls covered in ivy and briars—surround the newer houses and shops, showing how this must have been a much larger town in centuries past. Most of the newer buildings are set on the sides of the cart track, which widens into a muddy main street as it climbs toward a ruined manor house on a hillside at the east side of town.

As the wagon approaches, she sees children playing on the town green, and townsfolk tending to chores or running errands at the shops in town. Many people look up with a measure of surprise, curiosity, and concern at the goblin woman's arrival, but all return to their business as she goes by. Edwin slows the carriage to a stop beside the building closest to the road leading back to the Triboar Trail, the sign outside reading 'Barthen's Provisions'. This is the place where Grulix was hired to bring the supplies.

A young, kindly looking, human woman with chestnut brown hair and ocean blue eyes emerges from the shop, walking over to greet the new arrivals. She offers a polite smile and a nod to Gruulix, "You must be Gundren's friend, yes? I'm a bit surprised you beat him here."
 
Though Gruulix is initially sated by the battle, she soon becomes bored and wishes she was walking alongside the wagon again. She has to keep an eye on the unconscious highwaygoblin, however, so she must sit there, resting her chin in one palm, resting her elbow on one knee, while her other hand fidgets with her warhammer. Warmed by the midday sun and gently rocked by the wagon's movement, she starts to nod off before Phandalin finally comes into view.

Curious, she stands up and peers over the side of the wagon, watching the old ruins and new log buildings roll past. She returns the people's stares, unperturbed and mostly oblivious to their concern. When the wagon slows to a stop, she checks the unconscious raider one last time and hops over the side of the wagon, hammer over one shoulder. She plants her free hand on her hip and stands back straight, looking up at the sign.

"Buh - bah - bah-ruh-tuh - " She knows the Common alphabet, which is usually enough to work through written words, but she's not familiar with either of these. She's still puzzling through it when the kind-looking woman appears.

"Gundren? Yes!" Gruulix turns to the woman and nods. "Gruulix protect goodies. Goodies go Barthen's Provisions."

Struck by a moment of realization, she looks up at the store's sign, connecting the letters she'd figured out with the name. Invigorated, she looks back at the woman and grins. "Victory!"

She remembers the seriousness of the situation and her smile disappears. "Cragmaw goblin kidnap Gundren. Gundren go Cragmaw boss." She points a finger towards the wagon. "Gruulix fight Cragmaw goblin. Gruulix win, Cragmaw goblin sleep. Gruulix talk Cragmaw goblin, Gruulix go Cragmaw lair, Gruulix take Gundren, Gundren go Phandalin."

She thumps her fist on her upper chest. "Gruulix strong!"
 
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