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Super-Earth
- Joined
- Jan 20, 2009
- Location
- The Frozen White North
H'okay, so, on the last episode of Scott's Life, Scott (yours truly) came down with a rather serious case of hit by a car. Anyway, needless to say, my summer has just been stupendous. However, my rehab schedule has finally evened out, the insurance company has stopped breaking my phone so often, and my lawyer assures me that I'm allowed to open my mouth again for words that aren't 'no comment'.
"But, Scott, you debonair example of panty-dropping charm, you," You're almost certainly asking yourself, "What does this mean for me, the consumer?"
That means conditions are right to put me back on the proverbial market. Awesome! And, since my other thread is an absolute cesspool of only sort of working size-altered-by-numbers text, I decided to just go 'fuck it' and make a new thread. If the other one somehow fixes itself, I dunno, maybe I'll go back to it. Maybe not. We shall see.
Alright, so, down to business. This is largely copy/paste from the old thread, but here because it's important:
Under no circumstance whatsoever will I ever do any of the following. Ever:
NO ROMANTIC COMEDY BULLSHIT. If I wanted to go around with paddle boats and ice cream I'd do that in real life. Don't mistake this as 'No love', I just don't want to be following the standard dinner-and-a-movie format. I felt the need to add this after recieving a couple requests for like, "Oh, he's a jerk but she gets him out of his shell and shows him how beautiful life is and she warms his icy heart and they fall deeply in love!" requests. Please direct these requests to Nicholas Sparks, 'cause hey, he hasn't made enough movies yet.
Yaoi (Sorry, bro)
Scat
Guro
Vore
Death
Most series-based roleplay
Naruto. He deserves special mention because Naruto can go fuck himself right proper.
List subject to change without notice
Totally reasonable. Also, 'subject to change without notice' is really just there because I've always wanted to put it there. It hasn't changed in the 2 and a half years since I joined this site. I'm not suddenly going to develop an aversion to the things I like. Chill.
Speaking of things that I like... (Link is to RH)
- Dominating / In a place of authority
- Something that will not stagnate (It's not hard. Look at your basic action movie plot)
- Settings other than real life
__ Be they 'just like real life but X' where X can be 'magical' or a host of other things
__ Be they other time periods, or modified time periods
__ Be they fantasy settings
- Being a hero
__ Yeah, laugh it up, but secretly every guy wants to be the knight on the white horse. Except the ones who don't. Maybe it's just me.
- Being a villain
__ Also entirely acceptable is terrorizing someone, or kidnapping scenarios. Assassins, mercenaries, bodyguards who've turned on their employers, you know that kind of stuff.
- Not being gentle
__ That doesn't necessarily mean being super rough, but all I'm saying is don't give your character brittle bone disease because you want her to be cradled. Give her brittle bone disease to make her more susceptible to rough(ish) treatment. Or, if you have some kind of 'brittle bone disease' fetish. That works too.
Anyway, it's 5 AM, so I'll add to that as I go. Plots too. Plots will come soon. But for now, I'm going to post this and be done with it, and check on it later. Oh! Also.
Please, for the love of God, don't be afraid to suggest plots and scenarios. Please, please, I'm begging you. Just because I prefer to dominate does not mean that transfers into my everyday lifestyle. I wont bite your head off. Until you ask me to.
Anyway, for now, I'm going to bed. G'night, ladies.
"But, Scott, you debonair example of panty-dropping charm, you," You're almost certainly asking yourself, "What does this mean for me, the consumer?"
That means conditions are right to put me back on the proverbial market. Awesome! And, since my other thread is an absolute cesspool of only sort of working size-altered-by-numbers text, I decided to just go 'fuck it' and make a new thread. If the other one somehow fixes itself, I dunno, maybe I'll go back to it. Maybe not. We shall see.
Alright, so, down to business. This is largely copy/paste from the old thread, but here because it's important:
Under no circumstance whatsoever will I ever do any of the following. Ever:
NO ROMANTIC COMEDY BULLSHIT. If I wanted to go around with paddle boats and ice cream I'd do that in real life. Don't mistake this as 'No love', I just don't want to be following the standard dinner-and-a-movie format. I felt the need to add this after recieving a couple requests for like, "Oh, he's a jerk but she gets him out of his shell and shows him how beautiful life is and she warms his icy heart and they fall deeply in love!" requests. Please direct these requests to Nicholas Sparks, 'cause hey, he hasn't made enough movies yet.
Yaoi (Sorry, bro)
Scat
Guro
Vore
Death
Most series-based roleplay
Naruto. He deserves special mention because Naruto can go fuck himself right proper.
List subject to change without notice
Totally reasonable. Also, 'subject to change without notice' is really just there because I've always wanted to put it there. It hasn't changed in the 2 and a half years since I joined this site. I'm not suddenly going to develop an aversion to the things I like. Chill.
Speaking of things that I like... (Link is to RH)
- Dominating / In a place of authority
- Something that will not stagnate (It's not hard. Look at your basic action movie plot)
- Settings other than real life
__ Be they 'just like real life but X' where X can be 'magical' or a host of other things
__ Be they other time periods, or modified time periods
__ Be they fantasy settings
- Being a hero
__ Yeah, laugh it up, but secretly every guy wants to be the knight on the white horse. Except the ones who don't. Maybe it's just me.
- Being a villain
__ Also entirely acceptable is terrorizing someone, or kidnapping scenarios. Assassins, mercenaries, bodyguards who've turned on their employers, you know that kind of stuff.
- Not being gentle
__ That doesn't necessarily mean being super rough, but all I'm saying is don't give your character brittle bone disease because you want her to be cradled. Give her brittle bone disease to make her more susceptible to rough(ish) treatment. Or, if you have some kind of 'brittle bone disease' fetish. That works too.
Anyway, it's 5 AM, so I'll add to that as I go. Plots too. Plots will come soon. But for now, I'm going to post this and be done with it, and check on it later. Oh! Also.
Please, for the love of God, don't be afraid to suggest plots and scenarios. Please, please, I'm begging you. Just because I prefer to dominate does not mean that transfers into my everyday lifestyle. I wont bite your head off. Until you ask me to.
Anyway, for now, I'm going to bed. G'night, ladies.
