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Has Anyone Seen my Mistah J?

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Harley Quinn

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Pleased to meet cha, my name is Harley, Harley Quinn to be exact. I don't normally go out lookin' for my Puddin', oh what am I sayin'! You all know him better as the Joker, teehee. Ya know, he really is a great guy no matter what he does. He's just got some issues, but hey! Don't we all! Back to my point now, I'm lookin' for my Puddin'! I haven't seen that handsome white face in weeks! I hope he ain't back in Arkham, or I might have to commit myself to be with the man again! Psh, who am I kiddin'? I'm better off just breakin' him out if he's in Arkham. But have ya seen him? I miss him, and if I find out he's two-timing me with some tramp I swear I'll wipe that painted on grin off his greasy clown face!

Where are ya Mistah J?
 
That two timing bozo clown! When I find out who that trick is I'm gonna wipe that smile offa his greasy face and then put that gal six feet under Gotham!
 
Harley! Darling! You should know me better than that. I've been receiving a little R&R at my favorite nuthouse away from home. I checked my self out this morning with a clean bill of health, though I'm sorry to say the doctor who signed my papers did seem a little under the weather. I brightened up his day with a joke and left him in stitches, though, so I think he's sufficiently cheered up.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

And as to these allegations that I've been cheating on you with some bimbo at Lexcorp? How long have you been around me, my dear? You should know a bad joke when you hear one. I've been too busy with my new plans to get around to visiting ol' Lexy-poo, but that doesn't sound like a bad idea...

But I'll have to put that off until later. I've got a plan hatching for our dear guano dropping pal that's absolutely to die for.

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
 
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