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- Joined
- Mar 20, 2016
- Location
- Southern US
It’s been a year since we walked out of our final court hearing. Other than cold pleasantries we’ve exchanged through birthdays we haven’t really talked.
A few months back I decided maybe it was time to try dating again. I mean we aren’t mending things obviously. Does that make me a bad Ex-husband?
The issue with dating after marriage is you realize what an absolute trek through knee deep sand dating is. Things like Similar interests, schedules lining up, maintaining conversations to not wain interest just the whole thing. Had begun to prove itself to be MUCH more than I'd wanted to deal with but.
I mean it's been over a year since. Ya know?
Hookup apps proved to not really be worth my time blocked behind pay walls and consistently getting matched with accounts that state in big letters "NOT LOOKING FOR HOOKUP" well congratulations you came to the wrong place.
One night I'm at a dinner with some friends venting about it and the couple of others that are either single or divorced share my frustrations and one joins in
"Hell it's easier just to pay for it these days" we share a laugh in the tone of "Yeah. Right!" But it plants a seed in my head none the less.
I sat on my couch in my new apartment staring at a blank search engine bar.
What the hell do I even look up?
"Legal escorts near me"
Yeah that's not going to set off any red flags. Surely enough a few websites appear. I skip a few results and try one. The design seems like it's dated and the women are either obviously fake or just something I'm not interested in altogether. It made me feel kinda gross in a sense.
Determined to not back away because my feet are already in the water I scroll down and read another site description before clicking its link.
"100% verified and reviewed professionals" who knew an Angie's list for sex workers was a needed service? I click the link and it's immediately an upgrade from the last website.
I scroll through the first few women clicking on a couple profiles to see rates and availability before I come across one that looks so damn familiar it bothers me. Scrolling up and down the profile it finally dawns on me.
"What the fuck!?" I exclaim realizing this is the woman I was married to for three years. Sure the name was different, the hair in a different styling and she was wearing lingerie I'd never seen her in but this was her!!
Wow how could she do this to me??
Wow I wonder if she would see me?
Wow she looks. Really damn good.
Good morning all! I've been sitting on this idea for a while and thought I'd try to put thumb to keyboard on it and see if I can find an interested partner for it.
Theirs a number of angles that can be added as well. Perhaps I'm furious that I'm paying alimony yet you're doing this? Maybe I feel like I'm entitled to this for free? I still am friends with your parents after all.
Maybe I book you using a fake name and number and surprise you when I show up?
Maybe I ask you to meet for coffee one day and spring my discovery on you to talk about it?
What about the kids? If we have any.
This kind of leans itself to be a bit longer than a one shot.
My limits are the usuals. Bathroom play/non con/blood/animals/anything underage.
I'm open to additional ideas and specific kinks you'd like to include as well.
Thanks for taking the time to read this. Hope to hear from you!
A few months back I decided maybe it was time to try dating again. I mean we aren’t mending things obviously. Does that make me a bad Ex-husband?
The issue with dating after marriage is you realize what an absolute trek through knee deep sand dating is. Things like Similar interests, schedules lining up, maintaining conversations to not wain interest just the whole thing. Had begun to prove itself to be MUCH more than I'd wanted to deal with but.
I mean it's been over a year since. Ya know?
Hookup apps proved to not really be worth my time blocked behind pay walls and consistently getting matched with accounts that state in big letters "NOT LOOKING FOR HOOKUP" well congratulations you came to the wrong place.
One night I'm at a dinner with some friends venting about it and the couple of others that are either single or divorced share my frustrations and one joins in
"Hell it's easier just to pay for it these days" we share a laugh in the tone of "Yeah. Right!" But it plants a seed in my head none the less.
I sat on my couch in my new apartment staring at a blank search engine bar.
What the hell do I even look up?
"Legal escorts near me"
Yeah that's not going to set off any red flags. Surely enough a few websites appear. I skip a few results and try one. The design seems like it's dated and the women are either obviously fake or just something I'm not interested in altogether. It made me feel kinda gross in a sense.
Determined to not back away because my feet are already in the water I scroll down and read another site description before clicking its link.
"100% verified and reviewed professionals" who knew an Angie's list for sex workers was a needed service? I click the link and it's immediately an upgrade from the last website.
I scroll through the first few women clicking on a couple profiles to see rates and availability before I come across one that looks so damn familiar it bothers me. Scrolling up and down the profile it finally dawns on me.
"What the fuck!?" I exclaim realizing this is the woman I was married to for three years. Sure the name was different, the hair in a different styling and she was wearing lingerie I'd never seen her in but this was her!!
Wow how could she do this to me??
Wow I wonder if she would see me?
Wow she looks. Really damn good.
Good morning all! I've been sitting on this idea for a while and thought I'd try to put thumb to keyboard on it and see if I can find an interested partner for it.
Theirs a number of angles that can be added as well. Perhaps I'm furious that I'm paying alimony yet you're doing this? Maybe I feel like I'm entitled to this for free? I still am friends with your parents after all.
Maybe I book you using a fake name and number and surprise you when I show up?
Maybe I ask you to meet for coffee one day and spring my discovery on you to talk about it?
What about the kids? If we have any.
This kind of leans itself to be a bit longer than a one shot.
My limits are the usuals. Bathroom play/non con/blood/animals/anything underage.
I'm open to additional ideas and specific kinks you'd like to include as well.
Thanks for taking the time to read this. Hope to hear from you!