Can I have a dollar?

[Neon Boy]

Can I? I only has 2 bucks in my wallet.

 

[Lieutenant Ducky]

NO BISH!
I told you, you can start keeping the money you earn after I get my portion.
Now get back on the corner, before I beat you again.

 

[Neon Boy]

D: Aww...but I don't wanna turn tricks anymore!

 

[Hero]

No. Not until you learn how to earn it properly.

By taking it.

 

[Lieutenant Ducky]

HERO, that's bad.
Stealing is bad.

Aww, gosh.
I can never say no to a cute ho.

 

[Neon Boy]

D: but I am PK's Ho.

 

[Lieutenant Ducky]

And PK is my ho, last I checked, and so it all balances out.
Unless someone stole my ho.
In which, there's gonna be a pimp fight.

 

[Hero]

It's no worse than turning tricks to beggars and nerds.

 

[Lieutenant Ducky]

There's nothing wrong with turning tricks.
It's a very old and respectable profession, thank you very much.

 

[Hero]

-Passes rock between fingers.-

In the old days if you were caught doing it however, you were stoned. And I don't mean high.

 

[Vekseid]

-Passes rock between fingers.-

In the old days if you were caught doing it however, you were stoned. And I don't mean high.

That was for adultery. Different crime.

 

[Lieutenant Ducky]

Bah. I remember quite a few whores that were treated rather well in the Bible.
And it was in the biblical age that stoning was so popular.

Prostitution has always been around. Always will be.
We all sell ourselves in some way.
I say I sell video games, what with working in a Gamestop, but we all know why the geeks come up and talk to me. And you damn well better believe I flirt hard with those poor saps to get better numbers.

Ahh, yes. Adultery was never well liked. Oh well.

 

[Neon Boy]

o 3o but I is not a Ho!

 

[Hero]

D: but I am PK's Ho.

You're not making a very good case for yourself.

 

[Neon Boy]

Yes I am, you just can't see it.

 

[Hero]

Invisible logic...?

 

[Neon Boy]

Indeed.

 

[Hero]

Where's a wizard of cleric with "purge invisibility" when you need one...CURSE you martial classes!

 

[Neon Boy]

I prefer explosives myself.

 

[Hero]

So does every person who thinks they're spiffy.

 

[Neon Boy]

They aren't spiffy...just pretty and...body takeapartable...o O

 

[Hero]

Lots of things can take apart the human body. That's why they're so squishy.

Bare hands can do it from time to time.

 

[Neon Boy]

Like in Rambo.

But...explosive's make it pretty and red/orange.

 

[Hero]

So can streamers and confetti.

 

[Trygon]

So can streamers and confetti.

Come on, Hero, tell me there's no possible use for focused high-grade destructive force. Explosives have their place~