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[Ironic]

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Yes, it is I, Ironic!
...and my theme for the Officer Ornament is...
TO CREATE AN IRONIC SHORT STORY/POEM.
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Send all poems/short stories in a PM to Ironic.
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I will be accepting small short stories/poems until December 20th
I will update this on December 21st with a poll of all of the short stories/poems (anonymous and given numbers) and members vote until December 24th.
The winner gets the Ironic Ornament that I will draw myself.

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Trigger : Super cheesy examples

I skipped around
And went into town
And to my right I see
A fire station ablaze... how could this be?!

Patiently I sat in the waiting room
I folded my hands and tapped my foot as I waited
But a familiar face was sitting beside me
None other than my primary care doctor
Yet today was his day off
He was seeing a doctor for a cold​

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[Ironic]

Todays the day!

We only had two participants so I went ahead and gave the award to both of the members who sent me entry’s.

Congratulations @Doctor Manhattan and @BennyQ!

Thanks so much for participating!




Doctor Manhattan’s Entry
Pouring the Tito's and hanging the decor,
ready for Christmas as all the kitties roar,
dancing and prancing and laughing with glee,
then the tree tumbles ironically!

Holding fiance's hand closely together,
Fantastic beasts come around with great weather,
Feeding the deer that prance so playfully,
suddenly they strike you ironically!

Music rings out while the yuletide rolls onward,
family arrives for the dinner and songbirds,
Singing together you all feel so free,
But dad lost his voice so ironically!

Skating around on the snowfield so happy,
he grabs you close and then kisses you sappy,
doing a twirl, you laugh ferociously,
whoops, then your skate breaks ironically!

It's getting heated with the pair in the bedroom,
Beneath the covers they jostle for leg room,
once they can settle and make love carefree,
their neighbor barges in ironically!

If you feel safe in the warmth of the fire,
Content with gifts and your true heart's desire,
Keep them real close and hang tight, you can see,
Or fate may strike you ironically.~

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BennyQ’s entry
Winter night,

full of stars,

Winter's bite,

Leaves no scars,

Winter's blight,

Comes as snow,

Not as bright,

As a tree's glow.

Merry Christmas!​