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Marble

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Lets talk about UNICORNS, and how awesome they are.

I mean, Unicorns are so cool, that they only mount virgins. Or something like that.
 
Maybe thats why I will never see a unicorn *cries* lack of virginity makes me full of fail.
 
Don't worry girls, unlike magnificent unicorns, I will mount you any time.

While we are on the subject though, this guy is not a unicorn

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Do not bend over for this fraud, it will be planet splitting pain, trust me.
 
Marble said:
Don't worry girls, unlike magnificent unicorns, I will mount you any time.
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I hear sex with Marble cures Cancer XD..... which means you might be more epic then a unicorn?

((perhaps that was akward to say....*shrugs* in anycase...mount up XD))
 
Raven-Eve said:
Marble said:
Don't worry girls, unlike magnificent unicorns, I will mount you any time.
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I hear sex with Marble cures Cancer XD..... which means you might be more epic then a unicorn?

((perhaps that was akward to say....*shrugs* in anycase...mount up XD))
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........For one I can't beleive you just said that considering todays talk.....secondly that is Unicron. Hes an evil dude from a transformers movie.
 
Reaper said:
Raven-Eve said:
Marble said:
Don't worry girls, unlike magnificent unicorns, I will mount you any time.
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I hear sex with Marble cures Cancer XD..... which means you might be more epic then a unicorn?

((perhaps that was akward to say....*shrugs* in anycase...mount up XD))
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........For one I can't beleive you just said that considering todays talk.....secondly that is Unicron. Hes an evil dude from a transformers movie.
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Don't get jealous, Reaper. I mean, I don't really hook up with guys, but i am sure there is some lucky dude out there looking to score with ya.

EDIT: Also, I just said not to make a mistake with Unicron and a Unicorn! She was talking about the epicness that are UniCORNS.
 
HMPH. I would much rather mount a goat anyways.

/rides my magical goat away from the unicorn lovers.
 
Phst.

Ya'll are heretics. Penguins are where it's all at.

*Heads off to KGP (Like KGB, only with penguins)*
 
Marble said:
Lets talk about UNICORNS, and how awesome they are.

I mean, Unicorns are so cool, that they only mount virgins. Or something like that.
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I think you have it backwards. :p

and I think I heard a little freeform poem about this too

"every time a hymen breaks, a unicorn cuts its horn off."
 
Good idea! Let me just getready for jail and i'll go assault an elementary and high school
 
Reaper said:
Good idea! Let me just getready for jail and i'll go assault an elementary and high school
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who said anything about going to high school or any school for that matter?
 
Raziel99 said:
Reaper said:
Good idea! Let me just getready for jail and i'll go assault an elementary and high school
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who said anything about going to high school or any school for that matter?
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Well if i'm going after virgins thats about the only place i'm going to find them in this generation.
 
Ha ha. Virgins in high school are getting as rare as a good housing market. I should know, i just got out of high school in May.
 
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