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Joseph Kerr

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Welcome.

For my amusement and others, please, tell us all, what was the worst/cheesiest pick up line you've ever given or had used on you?
 
ZOMBiiE said:
I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your Bedrock.
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;chuckles; XD Haha

"Hey Baby, I'm a 90 degree triangle and you're a 90 degree triangle, how about we go and make the perfect square?"

My friend started saying that to all the girls at a convention.
He got it because me and my other friends where making up cheesy pick up lines.
And yes. I made that pick up line. x3​
 
Do you happen to be a chicken farmer ? Because you've sure raised my cock.

And my personal favorite; Hi. I'm Mina, but you can call me tonight.​
 
Hey, I was wondering if you could help tutor me in math. I need to practice my subtraction, division and multiplication.
 
Are your pants made of windex? Cause I can see myself in them.
 
Wasn't cheesy or horrid, but the oddest line that was ever used on me was, "Nice coat, wanna fuck?"
 
I deliberately mess up pick-up lines.

"If I said you were pretty, would you hold your body against me?"

"Was your daddy a baker? Cuz you've got a great ass."
 
Is this really all that you all can come up with?
If so I am so disappointed it's not even funny!
I'm sure at least a handful of the women out there have had that drunken man or something similar come over and just spew horrific one liners that would make even the easiest of women say no.
C'mon! I need to see just how truly horrid the rest of the male population is in picking up women.
 
"Is your name richard? cause I'm looking for a dick tonight"

Fun convo:
HEr: Mmm you're tall enough..but how well can you ride the roller coaster?
Me: What...? That doesn't even make sense..you mean like kicking and screaming.. or gritting my teeth as the wind sweeps through my hair?
Her: Er..fuck..you're cute cmon don't ruin it.

*Elevator door closes and they pick a high up floor* So nice weather...you ever been fucked by a black man on an elevator?
*same scenario*
me:so ..you ever been raped?
her: can't rape the willing..unless you're the one thats gonna put up a fight..
me: ..touche madam

"I'm pretty sure I don't have herpes, but I want to give it another shot can you help me out?"

"I hear you're easier well trained dog, without any words you're on your back."
 
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