“Huh?” The response came just a tad too loudly. Now that Amaya no longer had a
tennis ball to fixate upon, all those shots of whiskey were catching up with her. Sitting down helped, but she could feel the familiar haze settling over her thoughts, wrapping everything up in a thin film of cotton candy. Her breathing was a smidgen faster, those vibrant reds a touch cloudier. Even the swish of her tail slowed to a sluggish
tap tap tap. On Hwayoung’s thigh. Oh, oops. She moved her tail off back to the ground, mentally chiding the rebellious appendage for getting too comfy. That, or pestering for paps, one or the other. Man, she could go for some ear scritches right now. Mm…with tacos maybe? In short, her thoughts were a bit of a jumbled mess.
Then, realizing that she never actually gave an answer, she backtracked. The implication behind Hwayoung’s words were lost on a definitely-not-drunk Amaya though. Instead, she furrowed her brows and peered at Hwayoung’s face. Like, really scrutinized it, with a head tilt and everything.
“No?” And, because she wasn’t
that much of a lightweight, she had to snark.
“One nose, two eyes, a set of cute ‘lil fangs, seem perfectly normal to me?” Again,
much too loudly. It wasn’t like she was raising her voice, but some folks were paying attention. Some folks didn’t care for the adjective she opted for.
But ah, some folks were dealing the cards now so, no harm no foul. Right.
Amaya peeked at the card she was dealt, and, because her poker face was very much lacking while being not entirely sober, immediately grinned. Which could really only mean one thing - that she was starting off as the transitory monarch of the night.
“Alright knaves,” her attempt to somehow merge a British accent with Korean was, truthfully, godawful, but that only contributed to the humor of it. The card she flipped right side up on the ground, before thoughtfully stroking her chin. That absolutely devious smile she wore added to the effect.
“We command the big joker to stand in front of the little joker, look ‘em in the eye…” Pretty innocent so far, but that her smile widened enough to show fangs should rightfully frighten.
“...and perform their best fake orgasm impression. Oh, for at least thirty seconds.”
There was a round of
oooohs and
aaaahs, because rowdy students loved this particular kind of depravity. As it turned out, big joker and small joker were both guys this round. Sloshed guys that weren’t about to call it quits so soon over a bit of no homo. And so, the joker of the larger variety towered over the joker of the smaller variety, clearing his throat. There was a moment of staring, bullfrog facing off against bullfrog, but neither were about to be the one that folded on the first ‘challenge’ so to speak. And so, cue very dramatic moaning. And grunting. And furrowed brows and pinched nose. In Amaya’s honest opinion, it was funny as hell. In the same way bighorn rams shaking their heads after a headbutt was funny as hell.
But alas, round one was drawing to an end, and so, reshuffle, redeal, and new
victims students were put through the ringer. She never got the queen of hearts again, but she did get the big joker one of these rounds. The prompt was to serenade, but with something suitably
dirty. Her partner was a cute hoobae she had seen once or twice around campus, who appeared some mixture of anxious and antsy. Now, if the girl had opted to drink, Amaya wouldn’t have blinked twice. But she was never one to pass up a chance to entertain, especially not over so easy an undertaking. Hopping to her feet -
oof, woozy - but not unsteady enough to trip, she made her way over and flashed a grin that was nothing short of predatory, before belting out a
classic.