My first story and indeed my first post here. I just kinda came up with the idea one night. Who knows, maybe it'll turn out half decent. I hope you like it and appreciate any time you spend reading it. Constructive criticism is encouraged as I still have a lot to learn.
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â??Idiot!â? The hag shouted from over her large, boiling cauldron. The fire and dim candle light lit the basements dirt walls with a dim glow but it was more than enough to illuminate the hagâ??s lined and drooping face. Inside the cauldron, purple liquid splashed over the rim, dripping down the heavily pitted side and sizzled in the fire burning beneath it. On the other side of the cauldron stood a very frightened Imp. He held the armless, upper torso of a dwarf in his thin green arms, cradling it like a baby. Flies buzzed around him, landing on the dwarfâ??s long dead eyes before jumping to Imp, who swatted them away.
Imp stuttered with his words, a birth defect no doubt made worse by his current terror. â??S-s-sorry Miss. I really t-tried to get the other half.â?
â??You tried. Iâ??m not angry that you didnâ??t try hard enough. In fact; Iâ??m sure that tried just as hard as your weak body and teeny brain could allow you to. Iâ??m angry because you failed.â? The tone of her voice belied the fury inside her. She paused to stir the contents of the cauldron with the bone of a unicorn before dropping in a live bat, which screeched and writhed as it was boiled without a second thought. The Imp still held the torso, nervously watching the bat flip and then die in the pot.
â??M-miss? Watchu making?â?
â??A potion, of course. Which is why I needed a dwarf corpse. An entire dwarf corpse.â? She emphasized the last few words, making Imp feel smaller and more incompetent than he already did.
â??I r-really am s-s-sorry Miss. I tried, I did.â? Imp felt it coming, the air in the room becoming suddenly stuffier. That was before the Hag stopped stirring the pot long enough to give Imp a look and touch her middle finger to her thumb. The air around Imp become intensely hot before he burst into white-hot flame, dropping the dwarf torso and screaming through his burning lungs. Every inch of him seared in pain, his nerve-endings overloading his brain with signals. He prayed to pass out. He witnessed his own skin melting before the muscles beneath became black and charred. What was possibly seconds seemed an eternity. Impâ??s charred body lay on the floor, now a husk. The Hag looked at it before snapping her fingers. Imp gasped, his form and body fully restored and his memories of the burning intact.
â??Remember that.â? She said and then sighed. â??Can you get another dwarf?â?
â??Itâ??ll t-t-take a few days Miss. Dwarves are h-hard to find.â? Imp braced himself for another round of burning or maybe sheâ??d summon some wolves to bite and rape him this time. He could never be sure of his torture but it seemed to get worse each time.
â??A few days?â? Her anger seemed replaced with something else. Panic, maybe. â??We donâ??t have a few days. The Prince will be at the Tower tomorrow. I need the potion ready by then.â?
â??Iâ??m sorry Miss. R-really I am.â?
She sighed again, then seemed determined. â??Drop the torso in. Itâ??ll have to do.â?
Imp obeyed without another word, he dropped the torso in the pot and saw it bob and sink and float again in the rolling bubbles of the purple liquid. He was so thirsty from the burning. His mouth felt as though it was full of thin paper. He wanted to drink the potion; no mater what it was. He began to stick a single, long finger into the pot only to be hit hard on his crooked nose with the bone that the Hag had been stirring with.
â??Donâ??t drink it, you imbecile!â? She shouted. She shooed him away from the pot.
â??What is it?â? Imp asked, nursing his now broken and bleeding nose.
â??If you must know, itâ??s a powerful transformation potion. It transforms anyone who drinks it into the opposite gender.â?
â??Soâ?¦ I c-canâ??t drink it?â?
â??No. I donâ??t want to deal with another pair of tits around here. I already have one female whose ruining my life and with this potion I can guarantee she wonâ??t be in my way anymore.â? The cauldron formed one bigger bubble before the Hag turned around and proclaimed, with no small amount of personal satisfaction that the potion was complete and ready. She carefully collected a little bit into a vial and called for a female carrier pigeon. Imp, knowing his cue, went upstairs and brought her one from the cages. The Hag roughly turned the bird over and splashed the liquid onto itâ??s small talons.
The bird flapped itâ??s wings furiously, then grew a bit larger and the plumage darkened. The Hag took one look at it and smiled with all her black, crooked teeth; the pigeon had changed genders flawlessly. The talons were stills dripping with purple liquid and the Hag took great care around them as she used a spell to cast the directions directly into the birdâ??s small brain. Imp then took the bird upstairs, careful of itâ??s claws and released it from one of the stained glass window which depicted the landâ??s current king, Kerakas The II, dissecting and eating a fetus cut from a young motherâ??s womb. He went back downstairs.
Imp noticed that though the Hag had put the fire beneath the cauldron out, there was still a lot of potion left in the large pot. â??W-what are you going to do with what you have l-left?â?
She seemed to think about it, still happy as a lark. â??Take it to the village down the way, dump it in the water. How hilarious will it be when the fools switch genders? Confusion and panic and mayhem maybe. Oh, I simply love mayhem.â? She smiled, either day-dreaming of the villagers or of her potions effect.
Imp bowed his head. â??Y-yes Miss.â? He went to grab the cauldron which was far too large for him. He struggled before turning around to the Hag as she was walking up the narrow wooden stairs that led out of the basement. â??Miss?â? He shouted to her. â??A little h-help?â?
He knew she was in a good mood. She simply snapped her fingers and the cauldron became light as a feather. She did so without complaining or deriding Imp. Even with his emaciated body and four-foot stature, Imp lifted the cauldron with ease now. He set off from the Hagâ??s small but elaborately decorated home on the hill. He could hear the Hag singing happily in her pitch-less and ear-busting voice as he walked toward the village.