Shrimp, crab or lobster can take the illustrious title of Mitsu's Favorite Food on any given day, but sometimes so can a good cheesteak. It's really hard to say.
Garlic goes in any dish or food I think it makes some kind of sense.
Now... my hated foods?! Oh boy.
Mustard is fucking awful on so many levels I cannot even begin to properly explain it. I feel almost the same about mayo. Any time I think of those gross, disgusting globby sauces I get the willies. I always think of some fucking gross, pale skinned guy with a very wet mouth eating food. Like just strands of mayo or mustard saliva drawn between his teeth as he opens and closes his gross moist mouth. And like there's always a glob of the fucking stuff on the corner of his mouth, just sitting there all wet and moist and gross. And always... always he is wearing a white shirt that has mustard stains on it.
It grosses me out.
That being said, my nemesis has to be eggs. There is nothing I like about eggs. I hate the way they look, I hate the way they smell and I hate the way they taste. The very smell of eggs gives me violent, physical reactions where I wretch and gag. It's enough to make me flee worse than a vampire subject to garlic. It is such a weakness of mine, I just cannot be anywhere near the stench of a plate of eggs. Even worse when someone gets cute and decides to microwave an egg. Then you get the pure, unadulterated, foul sulfur that just turns my stomach and makes my eyes water. It's so fucking bad, and I don't understand how anyone can enjoy it. It's just miserable for me, and can absolutely ruin my mood in an instant.
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